After listening to Hu Wenzhi's story, Yu Jianli slammed the table and shouted: "Okay!"
Everyone was startled by his voice and turned to look at him, only to see him... His head was tilted, his shoulders were slanted, his cheeks were red, and the whites of his eyes were rolling... His eyelids were almost drooped, as if he was already...
Looking very drunk.
"Mr. Yu, what are you doing?" Faning, who was sitting next to him, asked casually.
But the answer I got was: "That's right... that's good, Hier... it sounds so sweet!"
After Yu Jianli said these meaningless words, he staggered onto the table and fell asleep with his face on a plate of dishes. He was also chirping from time to time while sleeping.
A few words like "Harm!", "That's it?", "Me?" and the like are thrown out, as if relying on instinct to praise in the void.
Of course, this phenomenon is actually easy to explain, because Mr. Yu is a well-known "big friend" on Daoer, and he has a drinking party almost all year round. For example, today, before he came to Xinghui Building, he had already finished the painting
Two rounds, and they started playing at noon... With this kind of intensity and density, no matter how good the drinker is, no matter how fast the metabolic function is, people can't hold it, so Mr. Yu has developed it over the years...
...Even if you are drunk for a while, sober for a while, or even drunk, you still have the ability to talk to other drunks at the table.
Right now, he was unconsciously talking to the other people at the table in a semi-drunk state, leaving the others at a loss as to what to say.
However, after Ding Buzai thought about it for a while, he came to his own judgment.
"Ha...it seems that Mr. Yu is drunk." He said, stood up, walked to the door, opened the door and shouted outside, "Here comes someone."
Seeing this, some people may want to say, Boss Ding... why is it like eating in a private room of a restaurant that is not that good outside? Why do you have to walk to the door of the private room, open the door, and call the waiter at the top of your voice?
What? Usually in martial arts movies, when the master wants to call someone in, he should sit still, raise his voice a little, or clap his hands twice to call the person in.
You are right, TV dramas usually do it this way, but if you think about it carefully, there are only two possibilities to do this:
One: There is a servant waiting very close to the door.
But there is a problem with this, that is...since the servants can hear you clapping, they can definitely hear you talking. In other words, there is no difference between asking them to stand outside and standing in the house to serve you, and it will not work at all.
The role of confidentiality.
Furthermore, the method of calling people by clapping is not very reliable. Unless you set a particularly complicated clapping code, if you just clap two or three times, who knows if it was you who took the picture? What happened to Uncle Yu?
, got drunk, started to have fun, sang and danced some Wahaha for you, then he could take people in eight times.
Second: Let the servant wait at a location designated by the master in the distance, and the master will use his internal power to transmit his voice to that place when needed.
In this way, servants will not overhear the conversation in the room, and the master can continue to act with dignity when calling people. The problem is...the master's martial arts can only be done after a certain level of martial arts.
But Ding Buzhu... his martial arts is not that high, so he can only stand up like the rest of us and go to the door to call people with his human voice.
Let's say that after he finished shouting, it took a while before two male servants wearing Xinghui Tower uniforms came quickly from a distance.
"Boss, please give me your orders." Even though these two are tall and thick-looking, when they are in front of Ding Buzhu, they have to speak in a low-brow manner and speak softly.
"Both of you, help Mr. Yu go to the guest room to rest." Ding didn't hesitate, so he made the decision for Yu Jianli.
"Yes." The two men agreed, and moved into the house.
Uncle Yu naturally had no resistance at this moment, but when someone else picked him up, he was still humming: "If you see that I'm a little tired, please give me a bowl of water." I don't know.
What was he doing in his dream? This is also sung.
"Be careful, don't hurt Mr. Yu. Remember to put him down and ask the two girls to look after him and take good care of Mr. Yu." After the servant went out, Ding Buzhu said a few more words at the door.
Then he closed the door and sat back at the table.
As a result, as soon as he sat down, he met a sharp gaze.
I saw Sun Yixie staring at Ding Buzu with his small eyes, as if he wanted to kill him.
Ding couldn't help but feel tense in his heart, and thought to himself: "This boy named Sun is really aggressive. Do you want me to speak clearly about this matter?"
After thinking about it, he still had a smile on his face and quickly explained: "Haha... Don't misunderstand me, I am not trying to make the decision for Mr. Yu, but Mr. Yu's actions just now are undoubtedly telling us... that he does not want to get involved.
In this case, Ding just wanted to be a favor and help him get out."
Ding couldn't help but tell the truth. He judged that Yu Jianli's behavior just now was really foolish and wanted to stay out of the incident by pretending to be drunk, so he asked people to carry Yu Jianli away who was "already drunk".
But in fact, Yu Jianli is not what Ding couldn't help thinking... It's hard to say, but anyway, Sun Yixie will glare at him, not because he makes his own decisions, but just because he heard the sentence "Look for two girls to take care of him"
Mr. Yu", so the anger came up again.
Sun Yixie gave him a look, and the subtext was probably: "You bitch, you asked a girl to take care of a drunk person, and you didn't ask her to come here, and you still told us what the hell you were saying, didn't you do it on purpose? The key is you.
But Kaizi, who paid the bill, was taken away. Who will pay the bill later? I have been here for a long time, and I threw out hundreds of taels of silver. In the end, I only drank tea and ate vegetables, and then listened to the middle-aged uncle telling stories, and then I was beaten by you.
This is such a shameful thing for a thief, what a bastard... I'm going to ask you for mental damage compensation now, okay?"
"Boss Ding, in that case, this 'Silkworm Hunting Ring' is a priceless treasure." On the other hand, Huang Donglai got back to business and asked a more pragmatic question, "You said you wanted to do this business with us, what are you going to do?
What’s the price?”
Ding couldn't help but realize that this was finally getting to the point, so he immediately put away his polite smile, his face and tone sank at the same time, and replied: "Well... that's easy to say, Ding is a valuable helper, and he can't help it."
You have quite a lot of assets, whether it is gold, silver, jewelry, antiques, calligraphy and painting, weapons and secrets, or even talented beauties... As long as you two dare to speak, there is nothing that can't be disgraced here in Dingbuzhu. We will ask for high prices and pay back on the spot
, I think we can always negotiate a result that satisfies both parties.”
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a powerful statement.
At the beginning, he throws out a few big words to show his strength; in the middle, he doesn't say anything to death, indicating that there is room for "bargaining" to prevent the other party from opening his mouth; but at the end, he says that "there can always be a result through negotiation", which is like a
The posture of winning is inevitable.
If you take this seriously - it's essentially a combination of making excuses and threats, and won't let you go until the negotiation is over.
Everyone here is smart, so it’s impossible for them not to understand the meaning of these words, so Faning and Hu Wenzhi’s expressions changed immediately after hearing these words.
Faning was already considering whether he should get drunk and get away like Uncle Yu.
As for Hu Wenzhi, although he and Shuangxie came together, as we said before, his friendship with Shuangxie is not that deep, not even as good as Yu Jianli's relationship with Shuangxie, so now he is also
The thief is nervous, fearing that things will develop into "no negotiation, no way to leave", and he will be involved.
"Ha! Hahaha...hahahaha..." A few seconds later, Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai burst into laughter as expected.
Obviously, after these few seconds, these two guys have already thought of a countermeasure.
"Boss Ding..." The first person to speak was Huang Donglai, who had just raised the question. "As expected, he is fast-talking, heroic, resolute and heroic... I admire you, I admire you!"
Anyway, according to the routine, at this time, I will first use a few polite words to clear the way, and then start to do the thing of hiding a knife in a smile and a needle in the cotton.
"Well said!" Sun Yixie, who had been killing people with his eyes just now, now had a hypocritical smile on his face. As he spoke, he picked up the wine glass in front of him and raised his glass in toast, "Boss Ding...Brother Ding!
We brothers must toast you today!"
"That's right!" Huang Donglai followed suit. He half stood up, picked up a wine bottle on the table with both hands, and slowly and respectfully poured a glass of wine for Ding. Then he changed it on purpose.
Another jug filled a glass for himself, and then he raised his glass again and said, "Brother Ding won't give us brothers this face, right?"
I couldn't stand it anymore, and I broke out in a cold sweat.
Boss Ding said in his heart: "Okay, you two boys are playing with me like this, right? Who doesn't know that your Shuzhonghuangmen's poisonous methods are unique in the martial arts world? Now in front of me, you use these actions to...
If I pour wine, does that mean that my wine has been poisoned?
"Then you two used words to hold me back, trying to force me to drink this glass of wine... This conspiracy made me slip away!
"If I drink the wine in front of me, I will be controlled by you; if I don't drink it, I will not give you face, and it will be my responsibility if the deal cannot be concluded.
"And if I directly point out that the wine may be poisoned, then I have to prove that the wine is really poisonous, otherwise I will slander you... But what if you just bluffed and didn't really poison it?
, or the poison you poisoned me cannot be detected, and the result will be that I lose face and suffer the consequences of being dumb.
"Well... the young people today are so ruthless... they will be formidable in the future!"
Ding couldn't help but think that this inner drama was a bit too much, but he was right. Sun and Huang were still playing this trick.
But actually... if Shuangxi meets a careless person today, this trick will be useless.
Think about it, the two parties are not at odds now, and Ding couldn't help stealing their thumb ring and he covered it up with the rogue excuse of "I kept it for you to prevent it from being stolen"; to say the least, even if he didn't cover it up,
He said clearly, "I stole your ring. I just want it. Can I force it to be bought now?" The pair will have to wait until he fails to force it and really makes a move, or when there are signs of making a move.
That's the excuse for legitimate self-defense.
As a well-known "young hero" in the world, Dong Xie Xi Du was unable to directly poison the leader of the Valuable Gang under the current situation.
So if Ding couldn't be so narrow-minded and didn't think about anything, he just laughed and drank the wine in one gulp, it would be all right; or if he was simply smarter and thought things through more thoroughly, he would understand that this wine
You can drink it.
However, he just thought too much, but not enough - this lack of character or ability would later determine Ding Buzu's ending.
"Hehe... you two, please stop being busy now..." After obvious hesitation, Ding couldn't help but think of the solution, "Wouldn't it be better to drink this glass of wine when we have concluded the deal?
"
He didn't drink either, but he didn't say he wouldn't drink either, but he wanted to put it off for a while.
This response is not bad, it is a delaying tactic... We will see the situation later, and then drink after the agreement is reached. If you fall out, there is no need to drink.
With Ding Buzhu's status in the world, most people would not deny him this face at such a time. After all, this is not something we often see nowadays... some stupid drinking game set up by country relatives or low-level leaders.
If you don't take this sip at the table, a group of middle-aged and old men will be embarrassed on the spot, and that low-key sycophant who is not smart enough may even coax you to perform a show to help you "smooth things over"...
Anyway, I believe most people have experienced this kind of thing or will experience it sooner or later, so I’ll stop here.
Boss Ding is a decent person, and the people he will come to negotiate with in person are also decent people. As long as he doesn't explicitly refuse, he can still hold off on this drink.
"Then... ok." When Huang Donglai saw that his plan failed, he immediately took up another one. After a breath, he put down his wine glass and said to Sun Yixie in a very relaxed tone, "Brother Sun, you are good at settling accounts. If you want
Why don't you let Boss Ding do the math...how much is this Silkworm Seeking Ring worth?"
When Sun Yixie heard this, he understood it completely. He immediately put down his wine glass and tilted his mouth.
This time, he smiled sincerely.
"Hiss... let me think about it..." Brother Sun's fishmonger was right on his words. Not only did he wink on his face, but he also pretended to mutter, "You can find the magic power of the silkworm if you get the Silkworm Seeking Ring, and you can find the magic power.
If you become invincible in the world, you can dominate the martial arts world. After you dominate the martial arts world, you can own all the gold, silver, jewelry, antiques, calligraphy and painting, weapon secrets, talents and beauties in the martial arts world..."
Ding BuZi's scalp is numb from listening to this. According to this calculation, he really can't stop it. How can I dominate the martial arts world? According to your calculation, I can own the entire ocean just by buying a fishing rod, right?
At this moment, Ding couldn't help but really wanted to take a drink of wine to calm down the shock, but he couldn't.
He just listened to Sun Yixie reciting the sutra like a bastard for several minutes. Finally, Brother Sun pretended to understand, slapped the table, and said with a very confused look: "Tsk, let's do this.
I'm going to suffer a little loss, and I'll give the ring to you, Brother Ding. I'll treat you as my friend." At this point, he paused, and then changed the subject, "But if you find the Heavenly Silkworm Magic Art in the future, let us do the same.