"Since they are bad people, why didn't you save us when mom was kidnapped by them? It took so many years for you to come to mom."
"I was too stupid for not finding you sooner. Dad is sorry for you."
"Alas! I can understand. My mother and I were hidden by them. You couldn't find us, right? It was the same when I was playing hide-and-seek. They couldn't find me after I hid."
Xingze pouted his moist and delicate mouth, kissed Mo Bei on the face, hugged his neck, and asked in a sweet voice: "Are you feeling good now? Apart from my mother, this person
Besides, it’s the first kiss I give to someone else.”
Mo Bei laughed in surprise, "Well, I feel comfortable all over."
The two of them were sitting in the car, and suddenly someone knocked on the car window.
The father and son turned around and saw a big pig's head stuck on the glass of the cab...oh no...it was a big, swollen face like a pig's head.
The car windows were covered with film, and the street lights outside the car were not bright enough. Someone was leaning on the car window and looking into the car. At first glance, it was quite scary.
"Oh my god! Pig demon!" Xingze dove into Mo Bei's arms. He was timid but curious. He opened his eyes slightly and looked towards the car window again.
"Don't be afraid Xingze, he's not a pig demon."
In order to give his son a clear view, Mo Bei lowered the glass of the car window and grabbed the ears of Xiao Yuan who just bent over the car window to look, "Son, look, it's Uncle Xiao Yuan whose face was swollen after being beaten.
It’s really not a pig demon.”
Xiao Yuan: "..."
He slapped Mo Bei's hand away, straightened up and shouted, "Hey! Who are you talking about as a pig demon?!"
Xingze recognized Xiao Yuan, leaned against the car window and asked curiously with his dark eyes wide open, "Uncle Xiao Yuan, what's wrong with your face? Why is it more swollen than my father's? Have you been beaten too?"
#@$&
"So?" Xiao Yuan tilted his head and looked at Mo Bei's face seriously, "Oh, what a coincidence? You were beaten too?"
Gu Anran came back after buying medicine. When she saw Xiao Yuan's face, she twitched her mouth and said, "What's wrong with you? Didn't you swear that you would never do anything random again? What? You forgot about the days in the cell again.
How difficult is it?"
"I didn't fight! I didn't cause any trouble!" Xiao Yuan screamed unjustly, "Sister, you have to believe me!"
"Then what's the matter with your bun face?" Gu Anran bulged his mouth, couldn't help it, and burst into laughter, "Hahaha, you really look like a pig demon."
Apparently she heard what Mo Bei said just now when he opened the window.%&(&
"Hey! You family..." Xiao Yuan was speechless. He pointed at Mo Bei's face and asked Gu Anran: "I am a pig demon, where is your husband? Isn't his face swollen? Why don't you say anything about him?"
"
"He looks good even if his face is swollen!" Gu Anran said.
"That's right! Dad is so handsome after all!" Xingze also said.
"..." Xiao Yuan breathed heavily with his hands on his hips, his eyes looking back and forth on the faces of the three of them, "I can finally see it. You three of you are bullying me, a single guy, and no one can help me speak, right? I
One mouth is no match for three of your mouths, can I just accept it?"
Mo Bei hugged Xingze and Gu Anran and sat in the back seat of the car. Xiao Yuan sat in the cab and adjusted the seat with his head lowered angrily.
Gu Anran threw a tube of medicine into Xiao Yuan's leg, "Don't be angry. This medicine is very effective in reducing swelling. Apply it once in the morning and evening. Your face will be fine in two days."
Xiao Yuan put away the medicine and smiled, "You have some conscience."
Gu Anran patted the seat next to Xiao Yuan, "Hey, you haven't said who hit you yet? Why was your face swollen after not seeing you for two days?"
"Who else could it be? Your good classmate!"
"Is it Su Mo?"
Besides Su Mo, who could beat Xiao Yuan who was 1.9 meters tall? Xiao Yuan had fought a lot in the past, and even ordinary people couldn't beat him.
"Yes! It was her! She punched me in the face with her fist. The fist was hard and fast. I didn't even see her punch. She had already finished beating me and left."
"That fist knocked me unconscious. I thought I was hit by a meteorite falling from the sky. I looked up and looked at the roof of the hotel. It was fine. There was no hole. Then I knew.
It wasn't a meteorite that hit me, it was a good thing done by that good classmate of yours!"
Gu Anran was a little confused when she heard this. She grabbed Xiao Yuan's sleeve and frowned: "Don't start the car yet. Please tell me clearly why she hit you? Didn't she want to treat you to dinner to thank you? Why did you return the favor?
Gave you a fist?"
Mo Bei lowered his head and touched the bridge of his nose, and chuckled: "It must have been his arrogance that angered Miss Su. Out of ten fights, at least nine and a half of them came from his mouth."
He himself was in the same situation just now. If he hadn't angered Ruan Boyan with his words, how could Ruan Boyan's fist dare to fall?
Gu Anran raised his eyebrows, tilted his head, and said happily, "Then you have to tell me more, why did Su Mo get so angry that you moved her hands?"
"I……"
"You just say it, you say it, and I listen. If there is any misunderstanding, I will help you explain it to Su Mo."
Xiao Yuan scratched his head and then said: "Didn't she miss Mo Wen? I thought she was too arrogant, why should I beat her? Isn't she just from a scholarly family?
?What's there to be proud of? You can't even look down on someone like Mo Wen. If she doesn't change her arrogance, she will never get married in her life!"
"So when I went to the appointed hotel, I first went to the karaoke bar and hired a hot waiter to follow me. I touched the girl's thigh and said to Su Mo: Who cares about a woman's family background and job these days? Men want it.
It’s just that a beautiful woman has a curved front and a curved back.”
"Being beautiful is not enough, you also have to be obedient and obedient. Washing and cooking, carrying water for washing feet, and turning off the lights at night to serve men in various ways. This is what a woman should do. What kind of books should I read? Why not learn more about what your husband likes to eat?
What kind of class do you work for? It’s better to practice doing the splits at home. The most important thing is to be able to meet your husband’s needs in all aspects.”
"Then you were beaten?" Gu Anran asked.
"I haven't beaten you yet." Xiao Yuan wiped his face, "I said to her again later: Don't take yourself too seriously. You think you are a piece of cake in the eyes of men. In fact,
We men have no interest in a woman like you who has a stomach full of stinky ink that is not needed for daily living, a body as flat as a washboard, and a hard and uninteresting woman at first glance."
"I also wanted to give her some pertinent advice later, telling her not to think too highly of herself on future blind dates, and asking her to dress more femininely. Before I even said this advice, I was beaten by her.
Senseless."
"You deserve it!" Gu Anran grabbed Xiao Yuan's ears "lovingly", "Punching you is considered a light blow! I should make you mute! Let you speak freely!"