Ye Qingyun drank a bottle of water before going to bed.
no way.
When we were at the palace, we ate roasted rabbit legs and a bowl of fried noodles.
It's time to go to bed.
The mouth is so dry.
He drank a bottle of water.
Then I went to sleep comfortably.
If a normal person drinks a large pot of water before going to bed, there will definitely be a result.
Woke up in the middle of the night by peeing!
Ye Qingyun is in such a situation.
He had slept very soundly.
Because he had arrived at the border of the Tang Dynasty, Ye Qingyun felt completely at ease.
So I slept very deeply.
As a result, I started to dream while I was asleep.
In his dream, Ye Qingyun found that he was still on Fuyun Mountain.
And I really want to pee.
He originally wanted to solve it on the spot, but then he remembered that the system left because he defecated everywhere.
Decided to get rid of this problem.
So he looked for a hut everywhere.
But I don’t know where the hut on the mountain has gone.
Ye Qingyun searched for a long time, but there was no place to solve it.
The more I hold it in, the more uncomfortable it becomes.
Just when Ye Qingyun couldn't hold it in any longer.
He finally woke up.
If it doesn't work anymore, Ye Qingyun will pee in his sleep.
And the result of peeing in a dream.
That means you have to urinate on the kang.
As a result, Ye Qingyun stood up and raised his head.
There were three big men standing in front of them.
One of the big men also walked to his bedside, holding a big stick in his hand.
And it has been raised above the head.
This meant that Ye Qingyun was still a little confused and subconsciously asked what he was doing.
If this were a normal person, he would definitely scream in shock at this moment.
As a result, Ye Qingyun's question confused the three brothers.
Oh my god!
Why did this kid wake up?
Could it be that he was actually awake the whole time? Was he pretending to be asleep before?
Only now did he get up and question his three brothers?
The three brothers were very panicked.
Especially the boss.
Damn it, I'm still holding a big stick.
You suddenly woke up.
Should I wield this big stick or not?
Of the three brothers, the youngest reacted the fastest.
He quickly knelt on the ground.
"The three young ones have great admiration for the Imperial Preceptor. When they learned that the Imperial Preceptor had returned, they came here specifically to present treasures to the Imperial Preceptor!"
When the boss and the second child heard this, they thought they were indeed the third child.
What a fucking wit.
The boss and the second child also knelt down quickly.
Especially the boss, who is dragging a big stick with both hands.
Ye Qingyun was stunned for a moment.
Offering treasure?
Are you coming to offer me a treasure in the middle of the night?
"Um, what treasure are you offering?"
Ye Qingyun asked.
"This is it!"
The boss handed the big stick to Ye Qingyun.
Ye Qingyun looked at the big stick with a strange expression.
What the hell is this?
A stick?
Is this considered a treasure?
When the rolling pin is too thick.
It's too much to use as a crutch.
And one end is thick and the other is thin, I don’t know but I thought it was for playing baseball.
Although there is no such thing as baseball in this world.
But in Ye Qingyun's opinion, this stick really looks like one used for playing baseball.
"What is this?"
Ye Qingyun asked curiously.
Since they are here to offer treasures, this stick must not be an ordinary thing.
Maybe it really is a treasure.
What is this?
The boss groaned secretly.
What the hell do you want me to say?
Can I say that this is what the three of us brothers used to beat sap and kidnap people when we were young?
Can I say that this big stick has smashed a living person's head into pieces?
Can I say that I once accidentally dropped this thing into a manure pit and took it out to wash for three days and three nights?
Can I say it?
No way.
At the critical moment, it was the third brother's "intellectual responsibility" who came into play.
The third child was also tired, as his two brothers were more stupid than the other.
If it weren't for his extraordinary wit and resourcefulness, the three brothers would have been dead for who knows how many years.
Can you still survive today?
The third child quickly spoke.
"Master National Preceptor, this is an ancient treasure called...the Demon Subduing Rod, which can suppress the demons in the world!"
Boss: "???"
Old man: "???"
Both of them were immediately stunned.
This is just an ordinary stick.
How could he be said so powerfully by the third child?
This is a bit too outrageous.
Would Ye Qingyun believe it?
The third child couldn't help it either.
Although he is "intellectually responsible", he is still considered among the three brothers.
Put it among normal people.
The third child is actually quite naive.
Ye Qingyun looked at Da Bangzi in shock.
"The Demon-Subduing Demon Wand? Is this thing so powerful?"
Three Brothers:"......"
All right!
It seemed like he really believed it.
Now the three brothers felt confident.
Since this Ye Qingyun is so stupid, they can definitely trick him away.
There is no need to put in so much effort.
"This treasure can only be owned by truly virtuous people. My three brothers have admired the Imperial Master for a long time, so I came here to present this treasure to the Imperial Master, hoping that the Imperial Master can accept it."
The third child continued.
Ye Qingyun nodded.
"Since you three brothers have this heart, then I will accept it."
After saying that, Ye Qingyun reached out and took the big stick.
Don't say it yet.
Quite heavy.
Ye Qingyun took the big stick in his hand and admired it carefully.
It feels shiny and shiny, and it looks like it has been around for a while.
They were all battered.
But other than that, Ye Qingyun couldn't see anything strange about this big stick.
"This treasure should be very extraordinary, but as a mortal, I probably can't tell."
Ye Qingyun said secretly in his heart.
He planned to give this big stick to Huikong.
After all, this big stick is called the Stick for Subduing Demons and Subduing Demons. It should be quite appropriate for Huikong, a Buddhist, to use this thing to subdue demons and subjugate demons.
"By the way, how did you get in?"
Ye Qingyun suddenly asked casually.
This question made the three brothers freeze.
The three brothers trembled and looked at each other.
The eldest brother and the second child both looked at the third child.
I thought to myself, Third Brother, aren’t you resourceful?
It's your turn now.
Quickly tell me how we got in.
The third child only had one idea at the moment.
I want to die!
I'm really tired and can't carry these two gadgets.
How the hell am I supposed to explain this?
Sneaking in in the middle of the night, does it mean that we three brothers are too embarrassed to see people during the day and only dare to come out at night?
The third child hesitated, not knowing how to explain it at all.
When the eldest brother and the second child saw this, they also knew that the third child was unreliable.
The "witty" second child was very direct: "Master, we are timid and afraid of seeing people in the house, so we climbed over the wall to get in."
"Oh, you are climbing over the wall..."
Ye Qingyun was about to nod, then suddenly froze.
etc!
Something seems not quite right.
How come I have never seen this plot before?
Ye Qingyun looked at the three brothers suspiciously.