Chapter four hundred and ninety-ninth brazen people
"I call my wife Zenitsu! Please, save me! Tanjiro! At least before I get married, you must protect me!"
My wife, Zenitsu, hugged Tanjiro's thigh and shouted with a serious look on her face: "Don't underestimate me! I'm very weak, so weak that I can't even beat a child!"
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When Tanjiro heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but complain: "Zenitsu, why do you want me to save you? Why on earth do you want to be a ghost hunter? Why can you be so shameless?"
"This is too much to say!"
Faced with Tanjiro's sharp complaints, my wife Zenitsu shouted: "I was deceived by a woman and owed a large debt. It turned out that the stinky old man who paid off the debt for me was the trainer of the ghost hunter!
Every day is hellish training, it would be better to just die.
Originally, I thought I could die in the final selection, but when I woke up, I passed the final selection inexplicably, so now I still feel like I am living in hell every day!
If this continues, I will definitely be eaten by ghosts, and my brains will be eaten while I'm still alive. I don't want it..."
"Gu Gu Gu Gu..."
Just when my wife Zenitsu was about to collapse from fear, his stomach made a strong protest again and finally stopped temporarily.
My wife Zenitsu said pitifully while chewing the steamed bun: "So... So Tanjiro, you must protect me well..."
"..."
Looking at my wife Zenitsu's tearful look, Tanjiro didn't know how to complain.
I didn’t expect that there were such shameless people in the world!
"I'll give this to you!"
Just when Tanjiro was hesitating whether to take my wife Zenitsu with him, Suzuki Seimei suddenly walked up to my wife Zenitsu and handed him a white plastic spray bottle.
"Thanks."
My wife Zenitsu subconsciously thanked her, and then asked curiously: "What is this?"
Suzuki Seimei said seriously: "It contains anesthetics. When you encounter a cannibal that you can't beat, you just need to spray it on yourself and you will be stunned instantly. In this way, you will be eaten by the cannibal."
, and I won’t feel the pain anymore.”
???
When my wife Shan Yi heard this, she blinked subconsciously, and then she shouted with a broken face: "Can you stop being so serious and say such a terrible thing?"
"If you think you don't need it, just give it back to me."
My wife Zenitsu couldn't help but shed two lines of sad tears when she thought of herself being knocked out by anesthetic and being eaten bit by bit by cannibals.
But as Suzuki Seimei said, if you stun yourself with anesthetic, you won't feel any pain even if you are eaten by an ogre, so my wife Zenitsu decided to keep this bottle of anesthetic spray.
Of course!
Suzuki Seimei gave this bottle of anesthetic to my wife Zenitsu, not because he really wanted him to be eaten by cannibals, but because there was another powerful personality in his body.
Whenever Zenitsu gets scared or falls asleep, another personality in his body will appear and help him defeat powerful enemies.
Therefore, the anesthetic spray that Suzuki Seimei gave to my wife Zenitsu was more like a remote control for him to summon another personality.
After my wife, Zenitsu, cried and finished eating two steamed buns, Suzuki Seimei and the others set off for the next mission location.
After following Suzuki Seimei and Tanjiro for most of the day, my wife Zenitsu felt that her legs were as heavy as lead, and she cried pitifully: "Hey! Tanjiro, I really can't walk anymore, let's take a rest!"
"Zhenyi, if you hold on a little longer, Qingming won't even feel tired yet!"
In fact, Tanjiro also felt very tired, after all, he was still carrying the wooden box containing Nezuko.
But seeing that Suzuki Seimei didn't even cry tired, Tanjiro was naturally embarrassed to cry tired. He couldn't be as shameless as my wife Zenitsu.
My wife, Zenitsu, glanced at Suzuki Seimei subconsciously, and when she saw that his face was not red and he was out of breath, she couldn't help but break down on the spot and said: "I am not even as good as a child, I am really useless.
He will definitely be eaten by ghosts..."
"Brother Shanyi, don't be discouraged!"
Seeing my wife Zenitsu's self-defeating look, Suzuki Seimei walked to his side, patted his arm with his hand and comforted him: "As the saying goes, my talents will be useful. Everyone is born with him.
Of course you also have uses that cannot be replaced by others."
"Really?"
When my wife Shanyi heard this, she sniffed and her eyes were filled with anticipation.
"Of course!"
Facing the expectant gaze of my wife Zenitsu, Suzuki Seimei nodded affirmatively and said: "If we encounter a cannibal that we can't defeat, Zenitsu-san can give us a cutoff and act as bait, so that Tanjiro-san and I can
Escaped successfully."
(o_o)?
When my wife Zenitsu heard this, she blinked her eyes in confusion at first, and then shouted in horror: "Can you stop using such a cute face and saying such terrible things?! Let me be the bait.
, Elegant Butterfly..."
If it weren't for Suzuki Seimei's ability to walk in low sunlight, my wife Zenitsu would have doubted whether he was an ogre in disguise. Otherwise, why could he say such terrible things?
demon!
This guy is a little devil!
"Okay~ I'm just joking with you, I won't really use you as bait."
Seeing that my wife Zenitsu was about to cry from fear, Suzuki Seimei smiled and waved her hand, took out the [Magic Jug], poured a [Cocktail] for each of them, and said: "I can count these drinks."
The medicinal wine carefully brewed from ten kinds of precious medicinal materials can not only replenish physical strength, but also help the recovery of injuries. Please try it quickly!"
"Gudong~"
Out of his trust in Suzuki Seimei, Tanjiro took the [cocktail] he handed him and drank it in one gulp without hesitation.
"Uh huh..."
As a cup of [Cocktail] entered his stomach, Tanjiro suddenly felt a warm current spreading through his body, causing him to moan in pleasure uncontrollably.
What surprised Tanjiro the most was that this [cocktail] not only allowed him to recover part of his physical strength, but also helped him recover from the hidden wounds in his body.
Although the "Breathing Method" is extremely explosive, it will cause great damage to the practitioner's body, so few ghost hunters live long.
Tanjiro has been practicing the "Water Breathing Technique" for more than two years, and it is inevitable that some hidden wounds will be left in his body that are difficult to heal.