"Who is that annoying guy?" Er Mao asked, "Is he also from the provincial capital?"
"Well! Didn't you see the smug look on his face? He also had a lot of stinky problems. He was so dirty even after sleeping. My grandma said he had a baby engagement with my sister, which made me mad.
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Su Xiaowu looked angrily and said many annoying things about Yao Hua.
Just hearing what he said made Goudan and Ermao feel angry.
"Brother Dawu, let me help you get rid of that nasty guy!" Goudan patted his chest and said.
"I'll help too," Ermao suggested after volunteering, "By the way, let Datou and Huzi also contribute, we will definitely be able to drive him away!"
Su Xiaowu nodded, "My uncle said that three cobblers are as good as Zhuge Liang. The five of us can definitely come up with a good idea."
"Brother Dawu, who is Zhuge Liang? What does the cobbler do?" Er Mao was curious.
"Zhuge Liang is a very smart person in history. He is a cobbler. I don't know what he does. He must be a very stupid person." Su Xiaowu explained casually.
"The three of us are not stupid, especially you, Brother Dawu, you are smart."
Er Mao nodded in agreement, "That's right, we are three Zhuge Liangs. No, including Hu Zi and the others, there are five Zhuge Liangs who can act like a cobbler."
Hearing them talking happily, Su Xiaowu's mood also became lighter, thinking that this was his own territory, wouldn't it be easy to drive Yao Hua away?
After the annoying ghost leaves, Jin Bao will realize that her fifth brother is the best.
Su Xiaowu thought of Xiao Jinbao pestering him to call him brother, his eyebrows curved, and he felt expectant and proud at the same time.
Just as he was thinking about it, Er Mao, who was walking half a step behind him, suddenly shouted, "Snake!"
It is common to encounter snakes in the mountains.
Meeting a snake is not scary, but meeting a venomous snake is scary.
Over the years, several children in the village have lost their lives due to bites from venomous snakes.
An emerald-green snake was hovering on the branch, spitting out a red letter towards Su Xiaowu and the others.
"Don't worry, it's a green snake, not poisonous!" Goudan said with certainty.
Su Xiaowu picked up the slingshot and aimed it in the direction of the snake.
The next second, the marble made of dried date stones hit the snake's head, and the snake fell from the tree.
Goudan, who was closest, pinched both ends of the snake's head and swallowed.
Although he wanted to take it home and eat it, he still handed the snake to Su Xiaowu, "Brother Dawu, this is the snake you shot. Take it home and make soup to drink. The snake soup is very replenishing."
"Isn't your mother about to give birth? You can bring it to your mother to eat."
"But Brother Dawu, your sister is back. We have nothing to eat in the countryside. She must want to eat meat."
Su Xiaowu's mind flashed to the scene of Jinbao eating taro and coughing last night.
"Then I'll ask my grandma to cut it into three pieces, one for each of us."
"Brother Dawu, you are so kind!" Goudan said touchedly.
"Brother Dawu is the best to us. He thinks of us all the time."
After Er Mao finished speaking, he suddenly had an idea, "Children from the city must have never seen a snake. How about we use this snake to scare that nasty guy back to the provincial capital?"
Su Xiaowu's eyes lit up, "This is a good idea, let's do it!"
He couldn't wait to see Yao Hua scared away, "Let's move quickly, collect the firewood and cut the grass, and scare him to death while he's still sleeping!"
Er Mao and Goudan said "OK" at the same time. The one who picked up firewood picked up firewood, and the one who cut grass cut grass. They quickly filled the small bamboo basket.
When the three children walked back to the village, their genius shone brightly and the rooster had just crowed.
Li Xiu'e found that Jinbao was sleeping on Xiaowu's side, "Why is my little Jinbao sleeping here?"
When asked, her tone was full of endearment.
Jinbao woke up in a daze, her whole body clinging to her grandma, "Grandma, give me a hug..."
"Okay, grandma, hug me." As soon as Li Xiu'e picked up Jinbao, a series of footsteps sounded outside the door, and Su Xiaowu, Goudan, and Ermao ran in panting.
"What are you kids doing? Are you out of breath like this so early in the morning?"
After finishing her doubts, Li Xiu'e asked her grandson, "Xiao Wu, you didn't sneak out to play last night, did you? Don't steal things from the production team again."
"I didn't steal anything!"
Su Xiaowu was too lazy to explain, so he took the still-living green snake out of Ermao's bamboo basket and stuffed it into the quilt without saying a word.
Li Xiu'e couldn't see clearly because Goudan blocked her view.
She asked eagerly: "What is it? Xiao Wu, what did you put in the quilt?"
Jinbao, who was originally drowsy, felt her scalp numb and suddenly lost all sleepiness. She seemed to have seen a snake just now.
"Snake, snake," she was most afraid of snakes, "Grandma, snake..."
"What? Xiaowu, you stinky boy, did you just stuff the snake into the quilt?"
Li Xiu'e raised her hand and was about to slap Xiao Wu on the head. Unexpectedly, he turned his head to the right and missed.
Yao Hua woke up from his sleep soon after hearing the noisy noises of several of them.
He opened his eyes and was about to sit up when he heard Xiao Jinbao's sticky voice filled with anxiety, "Don't move! Snakes, there are snakes..."
Ermao and Goudan covered their mouths and snickered, anticipating that the annoying guy on the bed would definitely be scared to tears.
In order to scare Yao Hua, Su Xiaowu helped him lift the quilt.
An emerald-green snake coiled around Yao Hua. As the quilt was lifted, it stood up and stared at Yao Hua, spitting out blood-red letters and making a "chichi" sound.
Its eyes are also blood red, embedded in its small head like gems.
"Mom, mom," Li Xiu'e was frightened, "it's Bamboo Leaf Green! A highly poisonous snake..."
Su Xiaowu was frightened by his grandma's expression and tone, and hurriedly explained: "Grandma, this is not a green bamboo leaf, but a green snake. It is not poisonous."
"Your grandma and I have lived in the mountains for so many years. Can't we tell the difference between a bamboo-leaf green snake and an emerald-green snake? This snake has red eyes. It is clearly a bamboo-leaf green snake. One bite from it will be fatal!"
Su Xiaowu panicked when his grandma said this. He just wanted to scare Yao Hua, not to kill him.
"Goudan, didn't you say that this snake is a green snake and not poisonous?"
"Me, my father and I went to the mountains to pick wild vegetables last time, and we saw a snake exactly like this one on the tree. My father said it was a green snake, not poisonous. Why did it turn into green bamboo leaves?"
Yao Hua said calmly: "The eyes of the green snake are black, and the green snakes are yellow or red. They are easy to distinguish. This one is indeed green snake, but the green snake is not highly poisonous. When it bites, the amount of poison it excretes is small, and the poisoned person rarely dies."
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Li Xiu'e was panicked and frightened, and cried: "Why can't someone die? The son of the village boss Zhang was bitten to death by the bamboo leaf green."
She was already at a loss. If Hua Hua had a problem, how could she explain it to Hua Hua's parents?
Hua Hua’s parents have such a precious son, and they are so distressed to death! She has to pay her old life as a cow or a horse to others, and they don’t want it...
"Yao Hua, don't move," Su Xiaowu raised the slingshot in his hand, "Watch me shoot him to death!"