After all, he is also a figure on the Chinese killer list, but now he is pinned to the ground and slapped. This makes everyone feel uncomfortable. Yu Zhen has a gloomy face and wants to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. This is too crazy
It's so embarrassing, you were thrown into grandma's house.
The word "sex" has a knife in its head. If Yu Zhen hadn't picked up his pants in the middle of doing something with the village woman, he wouldn't have been stepped on by Yu Zhijian so easily.
Lin Kun was sitting on the window sill smoking a cigarette. After hearing a loud noise just now, the old lady who lived nearby, the landlady of this small house, rushed over with a little boy.
As soon as she saw that the window had been kicked in, the old lady became very angry. She stretched out her hand and pointed at the house, then trembled and cursed: "You guys who have suffered a thousand blows, dare to demolish my house!"
As he said that, the old man put away his grandson, who was about seven or eight years old, picked up a broom from the yard, and hit Lin Kun who was sitting on the window sill.
She will definitely be a shrew who is famous all over the country.
"Grandma, please be patient!"
Seeing that the big broom was about to be swung, our hero would not suffer the immediate disadvantage, so Lin Kun quickly showed the little red book. This little red book was nothing else, it was his secret agent ID card.
I didn't show this special agent card just to scare the old lady. According to the observation of people's customs when I first entered the village, every household in the village is looking forward to the people from the government's demolition office to demolish the house.
The little red book flashed out, with the national emblem on it shining brightly. The old lady stopped the big broom in her hand and was stunned for two seconds. The little grandson behind the old lady pointed at the certificate in Lin Kun's hand and said:
"It's from the government! Wow, our house is going to be demolished!"
The effect was achieved, but Lin Kun also sighed in his heart. It seems that the 'poison' of the demolition has penetrated deeply into the psychology of the villagers, and even the children of these years old can shout slogans.
The old lady's originally angry face suddenly became happy and said: "Young man, are you really from the government?"
Lin Kun took the certificate and said seriously: "Grandma, put the broom away first. People from our government will come over to do things. If they damage people's things, they will naturally be compensated."
Upon hearing this, the old lady was shocked. Just as she was about to chat with Lin Kun a few more words to ask if this young man was from the municipal demolition agency, the siren suddenly rang.
The sound of police sirens came from the direction of the village entrance, causing the usually quiet little village chief to suddenly become unquiet. The young people who were squatting on the roadside doing nothing and playing cards stood up one after another and watched the three off-road vehicles driving towards the village.
In the innermost part of the village, a puff of dust rolled up.
"Isn't that the home of Mrs. Liu in the village? Something is going to happen in Mrs. Liu's house!" A villager in his forties looked towards the village with his hands in his pockets.
"The new guy in her family is so evil. In just a few days, he has played with all the prodigal women in the village. I say, Lao Zhang, you have to take good care of your wife!" said another person next to him.
The man in his thirties smiled lewdly, with an envious expression on his face.
"Fuck you, sir, just keep an eye on your wife!" a villager in his forties laughed and scolded.
Three police cars all stopped at the entrance of the small courtyard. In the front car, Shen Man and Xiao Feng got out of the car, and a total of six policemen got out of the two police cars behind them.
A group of people walked into the small courtyard. The old woman with a broom in her hand suddenly looked horrified. On the other hand, the little grandson next to her childishly applauded: "Hello, uncle policeman!"
Several police officers smiled at the child who talked so brazenly.
Seeing Lin Kun sitting on the window sill smoking, Xiao Feng was a little dumbfounded and said hello: "Mr. Lin, we meet again!"
Lin Kun smiled and waved, pointed behind him and said: "The person has been caught. This credit belongs to your city police and has nothing to do with me."
Xiao Feng called two policemen in, and put a double lock on Yu Town just to be on the safe side.
Yu Zhen cursed and yelled: "MD, you stinking policemen, let me go!"
Snap!
Xiao Feng was not someone who spoiled children. He walked over and slapped Yu Zhen on the face.
Yu Zhen's cheeks were already swollen from being slapped by Lin Kun, but Xiao Feng didn't expect that Xiao Feng would hit him harder. With these two slaps, two teeth flew out of his mouth, and he screamed in pain.
Lin Kun's eyes widened, he looked at Xiao Feng in disbelief, gave a thumbs up and said: "Captain Xiao, you have such a bad temper!"
Xiao Feng tilted his head in embarrassment and grinned innocently: "Mr. Lin, thank you for that."
"hiss……"
Yu Zhijian looked at the two people singing and singing helplessly, and said: "Brother Kun, Captain Xiao, could you please consider the feelings of the person involved? He..."
Before he finished speaking, Yu Zhen, who was lying on the kang, spat blood and spit on his mouth and cursed: "Ci'ao, you good woman, unless you kill me, I will wait until I come..."
Bang bang bang!
Three big ear scrapers were thrown down in a row, Xiao Feng's silly smile disappeared, and he yelled at Yu Zhen with an angry look on his face: "You are such a good girl, but you still dare to threaten me!"
Yu Zhen was immediately beaten and rolled his eyes, and he was in a semi-conscious and semi-dead state.
During the whole process, Shen Man watched with cold eyes. He glanced at Xiao Feng and asked, "Captain Xiao, you are now feeling comfortable. Can you take me away?"
"ah?"
Xiao Feng immediately turned around, smiled naively, and said, "Director Shen, you can take him away."
Shen Man winked at the policeman in front of him and said, "Take the two of you to the car."
Lin Kun and Yu Zhijian walked outside together. Xiao Feng deliberately took two steps slowly and stood next to Lin Kun. He asked with a smile: "How about it? I did a good job just now, didn't I?"
Lin Kun had doubts on his brows, looked at Xiao Feng in confusion, and said, "How are you doing?"
Xiao Feng said with a rather proud look on his face: "Weren't those men who were flirting with you just now?"
"Forehead……"
Lin Kun smiled and said: "He is quite manly and full of violent tendencies."
Xiao Feng smiled proudly and said, "Not bad, Policewoman Shen will definitely like it, right?"
"Um?"
Lin Kun looked at Xiao Feng in surprise, "Did you show it to Shen Man on purpose just now?"
"Of course, despite my rough appearance and arrogant temper, I never hit anyone randomly. I just thought that Shen Man has a hot personality and must like pure men, so I took advantage of the opportunity just now,
Slap that bastard's two big mouths hard!"
The corner of Lin Kun's mouth twitched but he said nothing. Xiao Feng noticed something strange, blinked and asked, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with what I did just now?"
Lin Kun nodded, turned to look at Yu Zhijian, Yu Zhijian nodded knowingly, poured a basin of cold water on Xiao Feng and said: "Captain Xiao, you are such an idiot!"
"Hey!"
Xiao Feng was unhappy, "Brother Yu, why are you scolding others? Give me a reason."
Yu Zhijian pulled Xiao Feng over. Xiao Feng was quite tall, but compared with Yu Zhijian, he still felt a little smaller. Yu Zhijian put his arms around Xiao Feng's neck and said: "If you were a woman
, would you like a violent maniac?"
Xiao Feng thought for a moment and said, "Why don't you like it?"
Yu Zhijian looked at Xiao Feng as if he were an idiot, "You've never been in love?"
Xiao Feng grinned innocently: "That's not true. We talked about it when we were in school and we broke up."
Yu Zhijian asked: "Why are they divided?"
Xiao Feng glared at Yu Zhijian and said, "What's wrong with you kid? You want to expose my scars?"
Yu Zhijian couldn't hold back his laughter and said, "You kid won't be poached, will you?"
Hearing this, Xiao Feng's already serious face suddenly flashed with anger, and looking at his posture, he seemed eager to roll up his arms and sleeves and find someone to fight.
Yu Zhijian quickly pressed his shoulders and said: "Captain Xiao, calm down, calm down..."
Lin Kun said with a smile on the side: "Why should you be calm? Judging from his appearance, his girlfriend has probably been taken away by someone, and it was taken away by someone he despises."
Xiao Feng looked at Lin Kun and said, "How do you know?"
Lin Kun smiled and said: "You guessed it."
Lin Kun was responsible for stirring up Xiao Feng's emotions, while Yu Zhijian was responsible for asking, "What's going on?"
Xiao Feng sighed, "My relationship with Xiao Qing was originally very good, but a pretty boy came in. Xiao Qing felt as if she had been given a drug of ecstasy. She was with that pretty boy and said she was
You will never regret leaving me."
After saying that, Xiao Feng lowered his head, and Yu Zhijian asked: "Is it just gone?"
Seeing that he was about to walk to the police car, Lin Kun grabbed Xiao Feng, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Captain Xiao, not all women don't like muscular men, but muscular men can do it. In their hearts, they must
To be gentle, but also to know how to be romantic, let’s call Shen Jinghua, despite her hot personality, she is also a little woman at heart.”
Xiao Feng blinked and looked at Lin Kun, his bright eyes full of gratitude. Just when he was about to say something grateful, Shen Man stood beside the car and looked over in confusion, "What are you three muttering about?"
Lin Kun smiled and said: "I didn't mutter anything, I just complimented you on how beautiful you are!"
Shen Man gave Lin Kun a hateful look and said: "Captain Xiao, we have returned to the team."
Xiao Feng immediately ran over, turned around and whispered to Lin Kun: "Mr. Lin, let's drink together some other time!"
The three police cars drove away, kicking up a cloud of dust. Lin Kun waved and fanned himself, but Yu Zhijian on the side asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Brother Kun, are you helping that guy named Xiao?"
Lin Kun turned back and glanced at Yu Zhijian, and said with a smile: "Just now, I called you brother Xiao, but now my surname is Xiao. You must have changed your attitude too quickly."
Yu Zhijian curled his lips and said, "That's because I saw that boy had evil intentions towards Shen Jinghua."
Lin Kun smiled and said: "What's the matter? Let me tell you, Captain Xiao is a nice person and we can be friends. There is no need to be so personal. Shen Man and I have nothing to do with each other."
Yu Zhijian looked at Lin Kun, held it in for a long time, and said: "Brother Kun, you are so great!"