"I just feel that it's time for them to gain some weight. Each one of them is like a piece of paper. If you throw it away, you won't feel anything."
Lin Kun finished speaking with a smile, picked up the cup and took another sip of wine.
The expressions on the faces of Long Daxiang and Bazhi were slightly stunned, and then they burst into laughter. They also picked up the cups, touched Lin Kun, and said: "Come on, let's go!"
The total meal cost less than two hundred yuan. The three of them walked out of the restaurant after eating and drinking.
The three of them came to the parking lot, and then the question came. The three of them had drank a lot just now. After finishing a dozen beers, they ordered several dozen more beers. Otherwise, this restaurant is really affordable. That's it.
The drink cost less than 200 yuan.
Who is driving?
The three of them looked at each other, and Lin Kun said with a smile: "How about the three of us hire a driver."
Long Daxiang said: "I think it's okay. Nowadays, drunk driving tests are very serious. Don't make trouble for yourself and save yourself trouble."
Eight fingers waved his hand, "Why are you looking for a driver? I'm not drunk. You two sit in the back and I'll drive!"
In fact, Lin Kun didn't drink too much, and Long Daxiang was fine, but Ba Zhi drank the most tonight, and he was a little drunk.
Eight Fingers has a bad temper. What Lin Kun and Long Daxiang said just now is really to avoid trouble and for the harmonious development of civilized society. No matter how awesome we are, we cannot cause trouble to the people. If we are caught by the traffic police investigating drunk driving
If you are caught, aren't you causing trouble for yourself? This is not in Liaojiang Province. We are all familiar with each other. Just say hello and everything will be fine.
Ba Zhi directly sat in the driver's seat. Long Daxiang turned around and glanced at Lin Kun, "Brother Kun, do you dare to sit in this car?"
Lin Kun smiled bitterly and said, "You think if we don't get in the car, will Bago come down and beat us both?"
Long Daxiang said with a solemn expression: "Based on my understanding of myna, yes!"
Lin Kun smiled and said: "What nonsense are you talking about? Let's get in the car."
Prime Minister Long gritted his teeth secretly, "Brother Kun, I have another question."
Lin Kun turned back to look at Long Daxiang and said, "Why do you have so many questions?"
Long Daxiang raised a finger and said: "Just one question...are you sure we are not risking our lives by riding in the car?"
Buzz...buzz!
As soon as Long Daxiang finished speaking, Eight Fingers had already started the car, and put his big foot on the accelerator pedal. The car made two low roaring sounds, immersed in the dim night, like a drunken and roaring car.
lion.
"Kunzi, Prime Minister, what are you two talking about? Hurry up and get in the car. I will show you what speeding is... Ah, no, let's feel what it means to be stable." He rolled down the window with his eight fingers and waved his hands.
greeted.
Lin Kun smiled and said to Long Daxiang, who was already sweating on his forehead: "Remember to apply for a commercial insurance for yourself later."
Long Daxiang wiped his cold sweat and said: "I will definitely not drive when I go out to drink with my brother in the future. Even if I drive, I will have to take out a huge amount of insurance... I don't have a wife yet!"
The two got into the car, Lin Kun sat in the passenger seat, and Long Daxiang sat in the back seat. He reached out with eight fingers and asked Lin Kun for a cigar. After lighting it, he held it in his mouth and stepped on the accelerator.
, the SUV jumped out with a roar.
In the dark night, illuminated by the bustling street lights, she looked like a young woman with a light smoky makeup, driving the car very fast with eight fingers. Lin Kun was relieved that this guy did not drive the car in an S-curve.
In this case, he would definitely ask Ba Zhi to stop the car immediately.
At critical times, your own safety is one thing, and you cannot endanger the safety of others.
I was really afraid of what might happen. The car was only two or three kilometers away, and a roadblock was set up at the intersection in front of me to check for drunk driving.
"My day!"
Ba looked out the car window and cursed, turned back to look at Lin Kun and Long Daxiang, and said, "What's going on? Rush over?"
As he said that, he stepped on the accelerator twice more. If Lin Kun and Long Daxiang were not in the car, or if they nodded, they would ensure that Long Daxiang could rush around the green belt in the middle of the road next to him.
Lin Kun took a look at the situation behind and said: "Forget it, let's go back. Rushing over is a bit too direct."
He put the reverse gear on with his eighth finger and was about to reverse the car. Unfortunately, a car drove up from behind and pressed its horn twice. As soon as the horn was sounded, the traffic police patrolling in front immediately noticed it.
The situation here.
Needless to say, if you reverse your car when you are being investigated for drunk driving, there must be something wrong.
Two traffic policemen immediately walked over with vigilant faces. One of them held an alcohol testing instrument in his hand. He looked at it with eight fingers and immediately cursed: "Oh my God, this..."
Lin Kun smiled bitterly and said: "Brother Bage, I asked you to hire a driver, what should I do now? But don't worry, even if you go in and be detained, the Prime Minister and I will come to see you."
Prime Minister Long also laughed loudly, "Bago, I will bring you delicious food, how about pork head meat and Laobaigan."
Eight Fingers turned around and cursed at Long Daxiang, saying: "Boy, have you been with Kunzi for a long time, and you have become skinny...Kunzi, I don't care, if I go in now, you
You have to find a way to get it out for me."
Dong dong dong...
The traffic policeman knocked on the car window and looked at the three people in the car warily.
Bizhi rolled down the car window and saw the traffic policeman standing outside the car window wrinkled his nose. The smell of alcohol in the car was too strong.
"How much have you drunk?" the traffic policeman asked with a cold face.
"Not many, only about forty bottles for three people." Bizhi grinned, and this guy looked proud.
"What, more than forty bottles!?"
The traffic policeman's forehead suddenly darkened. He had been enforcing the law for many years and had seen all kinds of drunk driving, but he had never seen one so honest.
Generally speaking, when a drunk driver sees a traffic policeman setting up a traffic stop, they all want to fly away with their wings, or simply refuse to admit that they have been drinking. This guy in front of him is really good. He doesn't even mention drinking, but he looks quite proud of it.
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"Here, let's take a test." The traffic policeman didn't say much, and handed the instrument to the mouth of the Eight Fingers. The Eight Fingers were very cooperative. As soon as they aimed it, they just exhaled slightly, and the alarm immediately went off.
The traffic policeman frowned and said: "You are suspected of serious drunk driving, please show your driver's license and driving license immediately."
"No." Eight Fingers replied frankly.
"No!?" The traffic policeman felt incredible. Seeing that this guy had drunk a lot, he said directly to Lin Kun in the passenger seat: "What is going on?"
The driver's license is definitely on the car, but Lin Kun really doesn't know if he has the eight-finger driver's license, because I have never seen him take it.
Lin Kun looked at Bazhi and said: "Bago, please cooperate with the police. Do you have a driver's license? If so, take it out."
"Wait a minute."
Buzhi put his hand into his pocket and touched it, but he took out a small book, but unlike our Chinese driver's license, the words written on it were not Chinese characters at all.
Eight Fingers handed the document to the traffic policeman. After the traffic policeman took it and looked through it, his forehead suddenly darkened. He initially judged that what this guy took out was a driver's license, but it was definitely not a Chinese driver's license. It looked like it was from Africa?