After the two people entered the door, they started shouting for meat noodles. After the bearded man finished shouting, he suddenly felt that something was wrong with the surrounding atmosphere. There were seven or eight people sitting in the hall of the noodle shop. These people were surrounded by
They were eating at a big table. At this time, everyone looked towards them, but no one came to greet them.
“Big meat noodles, add meat!”
The handsome-looking man shouted immediately, but still no one came to say hello.
Guan Zhiyong and Li Xiaoshan looked at each other. Guan Zhiyong, who was always used to loud voices, rarely lowered his voice and said: "Xiaoshan, why do I feel that something is wrong?"
Li Xiaoshan said: "This...couldn't it be a black shop?"
Guan Zhiyong immediately said carelessly: "It's impossible..." His voice was raised, and then lowered immediately, "Look at the women on the table, one is prettier than the other, ahem, of course, except for the older one,
She has lost a little too much weight. Have you ever seen the proprietress of a black shop who is so beautiful? Sun Erniang, who runs a black shop in Water Margin, is a famous tomboy, so..."
The two of them were chattering here. Liu Yiyan came over and said to them with a smile: "I'm sorry, you two, we are not open to the public here. You should try another store. The small fry shop next door is good."
Liu Yiyan was very kind, but Guan Zhiyong and Li Xiaoshan quit. They were not quitting in a domineering manner, but they came up with a bitter trick. Guan Zhiyong looked like I was pitiful and said: "Sister, you are here
The boss lady, I
The two brothers have been hungry all day. Today, they finally picked up some bottles and sold them outside. They got more than 20 yuan, which was enough for two bowls of noodles. The small stir-fry shop next door smelled very good, but it cost 20 yuan.
We don’t even have enough money for one dish, we..."
Guan Zhiyong's acting is not bad, but it's still a bit unsatisfactory. If it were paired with a handful of tears and a handful of snot, the effect would probably be much better, but this guy can't cry, but Liu Yiyan was unhappy when he said "big sister"
.
Liu Yiyan frowned slightly and said, "You look quite old. Who do you call eldest sister? I look older than you?"
Guan Zhiyong changed his words again and again, "No, no, no, sister, don't get me wrong, I just look a bit old-fashioned, I'm only eighteen this year."
Liu Yiyan felt annoyed. The more she looked at Guan Zhiyong, the less he looked like a good person. Li Xiaoshan was standing aside and wanted to speak. When he saw Liu Yiyan's cold expression, he immediately backed down, kicked Guan Zhiyong with his foot and whispered.
Authentic: "Brother Guan, let's leave quickly. There are so many people here, we can't afford to offend..."
Li Xiaoshan is a man who knows the current affairs and is a hero, but Guan Zhiyong is a bastard. He winked at Li Xiaoshan, meaning to tell him to stop talking, but he had an idea in mind. He was eager to start a fight and beat them up with the young and old men present.
So you can have a big meal.
These two guys really have no money. After being detained and released, Li Xiaoshan has been fired. He beat the leader in the workplace. Regardless of whether the leader slept with his girlfriend, he will definitely not be allowed to continue working.
After working in the factory, finding a job is not something that can be done in a short time, let alone Guan Zhiyong.
They never had a serious job, and they were hanging out all day long. The two of them were very poor in their pockets. The so-called twenty yuan was not from picking up bottles and selling them, but from Guan Zhiyong looking at one on the overpass.
The fake beggar relied on his fierce look with beards to collect protection money from the fake beggar.
"Sister, please take pity on us brothers. We are really poor. If you don't give us a meal, we may starve to death tomorrow."
Guan Zhiyong continued to show off his acting skills, but his performance had reached a bottleneck, and Liu Yiyan would not believe him.
Long Daxiang, Eight Fingers, stood up at this time and walked towards the two people, ready to throw out these two guys who looked like charlatans at first glance. For them, throwing these two people out was definitely not as good as throwing them out.
How difficult is it to produce two sacks?
Guan Zhiyong originally wanted to resist, but in fact he was deliberately trying to attract hatred and wanted Long Daxiang and Ba Zhi to hit him twice, but he soon realized that he was too naive, and Ba Zhi's big hand grabbed his arm.
, with a sudden force, he screamed and flew out.
Long Daxiang came to Li Xiaoshan. He had learned from Guan Zhiyong before that he flew out like a sack. He immediately stood up and said: "Brother, don't do anything. I, I will go out by myself..."
Li Xiaoshan took two steps back, turned around and ran out the door. Just as he was about to help Guan Zhiyong up from the ground, a group of people suddenly came from the other side of the road. If he looked carefully, there were at least seventeen or eight people, one
They were all dressed in rags and had extremely angry expressions on their faces.
One of the men with long, messy hair pointed at Guan Zhiyong and Li Xiaoshan and said loudly: "They are the two who just charged me 20 yuan in protection fees!"
The remaining group of beggars were like firecrackers, screaming and running towards the two of them.
Although Guan Zhiyong was thrown to pieces, he winked at Li Xiaoshan proudly. This means that my plan has been half successful. Next, they will definitely have to provide food for us, and maybe even give us two
One hundred yuan as compensation, but as soon as I saw the horse
These beggars rushed over from the other side of the road. Guan Zhiyong, who had planned to continue to grind on the ground for a while, immediately jumped up as if his butt was on fire and shouted in horror: "Oh my God, why are these beggars still in groups?"
We’re in a gang, let’s run!”
run……
It was too late, seventeen or eight beggars had already surrounded Guan Zhiyong and Li Xiaoshan. Li Xiaoshan supported Guan Zhiyong, and the messy-haired beggar who had received protection money spat at Guan Zhiyong.
Guan Zhiyong was also alert enough and dodged in a flash. His thick spit hit the door of the ramen restaurant and immediately attracted a few flies.
"You idiot, you still dare to hide. Didn't you show off to me when you asked me for protection money? Now you're going to give me another one. You dare to mess with our Beggar Clan. I'll break your three legs today."
!”
The long-haired beggar opened his mouth wide, showing his yellow teeth and cursed loudly.
Guan Zhiyong still looked unconvinced and opened his mouth and said: "Ci'ao, you are a bunch of fake beggars who cheat money, I..."
Li Xiaoshan quickly covered his mouth, and said to the group of beggars with a smile: "Brothers, I'm really sorry, we brothers are also desperate today, so... I will return these twenty yuan to you, and we will definitely do it in the future.
I won’t offend you anymore…”
Before Li Xiaoshan could finish his words, the long-haired beggar opened his mouth and cursed angrily: "You idiot, you offended me, you just want to throw away twenty yuan, you think I am a beggar!?"
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