Lin Kun suddenly thought of a dirty joke he saw on the Internet. A man flirted with him and had sex with her. It turned out that the other party was a female gangster who was comparable to Zhu Bajie. So the guy secretly took a photo in the hotel. The picture above
There were figures of himself and the female Bajie, with a line of text attached below - the sex he had arranged for had to be completed even with tears in his eyes.
Lin Kun didn't understand that brother's mood in the past, but at this moment, he realized it with his heart. That brother had an extremely violent date, while he praised a plate of terrible fried dough sticks. Forget it, he said
It's useless to eat too much. You have to finish chewing the fried dough sticks that you praised with tears in your eyes.
After eating the fried dough sticks, Chu Jingyao handed over a cup of freshly squeezed soy milk. This was her first time frying fried dough sticks. This squeezed soy milk has been through many battles and can definitely withstand the test. Looking at the soy milk in her hand, which is full of bean fragrance, Lin Kun
After sniffing cautiously, Chu Jingyao rolled her eyes at him and said, "How can I still put poison in it?"
Lin Kun grinned and said: "Honey, you are overthinking, I am feeling the aroma of soy milk." After saying that, he picked up the soy milk cup and drank it all in one gulp. Stimulated by the dark fried dough sticks, Lin Kun
When Kun drank the soy milk, he drank it wholeheartedly, and finally felt a little sweet.
"Huh?" Lin Kun looked at the soy milk cup with a look of disbelief on his face. Judging from Chu Jingyao's skill in frying fried dough sticks, her level of making soy milk should not be very good, but it seems that the taste of this soy milk is not bad.
Lin Kun smacked his lips twice, grinned and said to Chu Jingyao: "Honey, can you have a refill?"
Chu Jingyao said: "You think so well. If you want to drink, you can only wait until I make breakfast next time."
Lin Kun drooped his eyebrows and said, "Ah, how long will it take to wait?"
Chu Jingyao smiled frivolously and said: "Tomorrow or next year, or maybe the year after, or the year after tomorrow."
Lin Kun drooped his eyebrows and said, "Forget it, I'd better go to the soymilk shop in front of the community and buy a drink."
Chu Jingyao said: "Can it be the same as the one I squeezed?"
Lin Kun put on a helpless and pitiful expression and said: "I have no choice, and you won't squeeze it for me, so I can only buy it and drink it myself. Although the taste of the soy milk is not good, I will just drink it."
Just come."
Chu Jingyao smiled slyly and said: "I will give you an idea, you can ask me, maybe I will change my mind."
Lin Kun deliberately acted stupidly and said: "How can I beg? I don't know how to do it."
Chu Jingyao rolled her eyes at him and said, "No, then don't drink."
The two of them were negotiating on the surface, but in fact they were flirting. Lin Kun's cell phone suddenly rang in his pocket. The high-pitched ringtone made him want to lift the roof of the house. Lin Kun quickly answered it.
The call came from an unknown number, and a cold voice came from the other side: "Lin Kun, I, Ma Jinkui, usually have nothing to do with you. Why do you touch my brother?"
When Lin Kun heard that it was Ma Jinkui, he immediately understood what was going on. He already knew that Ma Jinbiao was Ma Jinkui's younger brother. He had just beaten Ma Jinbiao severely, and it was clear that Ma Jinbiao was here to investigate.
Lin Kun smiled and pretended to be stupid and said: "Brother Ma, I don't seem to understand. Why did I touch your brother?"
Ma Jinkui snorted coldly and said: "Lin Kun, you don't have to pretend to be stupid with me. Last night you sent people to disturb my territory and came up with a trick to surround Wei and save Zhao. You think you are very smart, and only a fool can't see it!"
Lin Kun sneered and said, "Brother Ma, why didn't you ask your brother why you touched him?"
Ma Jinkui said: "It's normal for a man to chat with a beautiful woman and express some ambiguity. We are all men. You should understand this, but you can't touch my brother because of this. Besides, whose car is it?
It's inevitable to get angry after being hit. It's normal to get angry at your apprentice. You..."
Before he could finish speaking, Lin Kun interrupted with a sneer: "Okay, Ma, I can hear the meaning behind your words. Since you are so protective of your shortcomings, then we have nothing to talk about. I also
Let me tell you clearly, if you want to ask me for an explanation - no way! You can do whatever you want."
Ma Jinkui said angrily: "Lin Kun, don't toast me and you will be punished with a fine drink!"
Lin Kun smiled carelessly and said, "I'm sorry, I plan to quit drinking recently. I won't take any toasts or fines."
Ma Jinkui said angrily: "Humph, let's wait and see!"
Lin Kun doesn't listen to his nonsense anymore. He's so old, and it's so unreasonable to defend his shortcomings. Besides, your caravan is not awesome and you are invincible in the universe. Why are you pretending to be 13 in front of me? Isn't Lin Kun the King of Soldiers?
Scolding him is enough to give him face, but we still have to wait and see. I really want to see what he can do.
Just as Lin Kun hung up the phone, his phone rang again. It was Ma Jinkui who was calling. Ma Jinkui gritted his teeth on the other end of the phone and said, "How dare you hang up on me, Mr. Lin!"
Just after he finished speaking, Lin Kun hung up the phone again, with a frivolous smile on his lips. Chu Jingyao looked at him doubtfully. Lin Kun said with a smile: "The eldest brother of the man I beat up on the plane."
, he is also a big brother from Nancheng District. He called me to ask for justice. Is he really sick in his head?"
Chu Jingyao asked: "What kind of justice are you asking for? It was obviously that middle-aged and wretched man who came to recruit me, but he is still reasonable?"
Lin Kun smiled and said: "There are too many idiots in this world, and they always like to treat themselves as dishonest. Taking this opportunity, I took over his territory, and I will become the largest gang in Nancheng District from now on!"
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From Lin Kun's smile, Chu Jingyao saw a rare wildness, like a wolf running wildly forward, the sharp light in his eyes set off towards the goal with unspeakable determination.
The phone rang again at this time, and it was Ma Jinkui calling again. Lin Kun still answered the call. Ma Jinkui on the other side of the phone was already furious. Lin Kun beat his brother without telling him, and was so disrespectful to him. This
It is unbearable for him. In his cognitive scope, you, Lin Kun, are a rising star.
You should respect the big brother on the road. When the big brother on the road teaches you, you have to accept it obediently. Little did you know that Lin Dabing Wang didn’t take him seriously at all. If he was reasonable, Lin Kun would still call him a horse.
Brother, if you are unreasonable and guard your shortcomings, I'm sorry, he is nothing in front of King Lin Dabing.
Ma Jinkui said angrily: "Lin, I will make you pay for your immaturity! My people have surrounded Baifengmen. As long as I give the order, Baifengmen will be defeated immediately."
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Lin Kun was not nervous at all, he smiled calmly and said: "Okay, you can let your people rush in at any time. I bet a million that the Baifeng Sect will not be defeated, and if one of your people counts, come on."
If one falls, as many as come in, I will carry out as many as you want, do you dare to follow suit and place a bet?"
Ma Jinkui said coldly: "Don't regret it!" After saying that, as if to regain the face of being always hung up on, this time he hung up the phone in advance.
Lin Kun looked at the phone, shook his head and smiled, and cursed frivolously: "Old fool X." Then he dialed a familiar number, and there was a response quickly on the other end of the phone, and the majestic voice of Long Daxiang came.
, "Brother Kun!"
Lin Kun said jokingly: "I didn't bother you."
Long Daxiang laughed loudly and said: "Brother Kun, look at what you said, I don't have anything serious to do every day, so I don't want to disturb you if you have anything to do."
Lin Kun said: "One thing, the outside of Baifeng Gate may be surrounded by caravans. If they dare to rush in, even one of them will not be allowed to leave standing. Do you understand?"
Long Daxiang smiled and said: "You all lie down and go out? Brother Kun, is that what you mean?"
Lin Kun smiled and said: "Smart."
Long Daxiang said: "This is not easy. Brother Kun, don't worry. One by one, anyone who dares to rush in must lie down and go out, and they must be made to lie down and cry for their father and mother."
Ha ha!"
Lin Kun hung up the phone. Chu Jingyao frowned and looked at him. Lin Kun had a strange look on his face. He touched his cheek and the corners of his mouth and said, "Honey, what's on my face?"
Chu Jingyao asked calmly: "Are you a gangster now?"
Lin Kun laughed and said with a smile: "What kind of gangster is not a gangster? Whoever runs a nightclub doesn't have a group of underlings to cover the place."
Chu Jingyao looked at Lin Kun seriously and said, "So, it's actually the underworld."
Lin Kun quickly explained: "No, wife, do you have any prejudice against the underworld? The underworld is not what you think."
Chu Jingyao asked, "What did I imagine?"
Lin Kun said: "Robbing homes and houses, engaging in pornography, gambling and drugs, charging protection fees to bully the people... Wife, I dare to swear to the sun, we are really not like that, we are just a group of brothers, our main duty is to watch the scene, if anyone comes to us
There's trouble in the place, let's clear it out for him."
Chu Jingyao smiled calmly and said: "I didn't say anything. Why are you nervous? Besides, when did I say that I was biased against the underworld? There can also be good underworlds in the underworld. I have seen this in movies. In reality
Although I don’t know what kind of person you are, but I believe you won’t do anything bad.”
Lin Kun was slightly startled, he didn't expect Chu Jingyao to say such words, and then he said happily: "Honey, I didn't expect you to believe me so much. I feel so happy, like I've eaten candy."
Chu Jingyao rolled her eyes at him and said, "If you let me know what bad things you have done, I will definitely not be able to spare you."
Lin Kun grinned and said: "Why can't you forgive me?"
Chu Jingyao said: "My son and I will ignore you from now on."
Lin Kun immediately said: "No, please don't. If you and your son ignore me, my life will be boring immediately. I still dare to promise the sun that I will definitely not do anything bad that goes against my moral conscience."
Another place…
Outside the Baifengmen Dance Hall in Nancheng District, Zhonggang City, more than a dozen medium-sized vans surrounded the Baifengmen Dance Hall building. The doors suddenly opened, and a large number of young people rushed out. These young people rushed out.
Each one of them was carrying something in his hand, including an iron rod more than three feet long and a machete with a cold light. This posture showed that he was well prepared and came to destroy the place.
The faces of these young men are all full of ferocity and arrogance, and all of them have tattoos exposed on their bodies. With the momentum of this group of people, when passers-by see them, they all move away like mice hiding from each other.
, no one is afraid of accidentally being stained with blood. This kind of scene where a large gang of gangsters gather is rarely seen, and ordinary people can only see it in movies.
This large group of people angrily rushed towards the front and back doors of Baifeng Gate, shouting as they walked: "Open the door, open the door quickly, or I will smash it down!" Waiting for them to come forward
At that moment, the door that had been closed suddenly opened. These young men were stunned. They all stopped involuntarily and looked at each other stupidly, not understanding the situation...