Our King Lin Dabing gave full play to his ability to organize language. Nowadays, when he praises others for their incompetence, he praises himself for his incompetence. In the end, he was forced to describe a "f*ck thing" as the best model in the country.
How about running to the back kitchen in the middle of the night to open a warehouse to stock up on food and serving supper to all the soldiers in the class; about stealing all the good wine collected by the boss and giving it to everyone to drink; about sneaking into the drug lord's lair during a mission and talking to the drug lord.
Pushing Pai Gow, the brothers who were waiting for orders outside were so frightened that none of them dared to act rashly. As a result, pushing Pai Gow all night, he won all the pants of the drug lord. The drug lord was trying to steal the money he won.
After being detained, he was kidnapped alive from his lair. The reason was that he should be arrested for refusing to admit defeat...
There are countless such deeds, all of which were exposed by our King Lin Dingbing with his impeccable tongue. The uncle in the next bed clapped his hands and applauded, and angrily scolded his former comrade: "
This Ma Dapao is just making up nonsense. He is such a good soldier, but he insists on calling him a fucked up thing. This guy has bad intentions. We need to sue him for defamation!"
Seeing the indignant look on this uncle's face, Lin Kun really couldn't bear it. He wanted to sue his former comrades for defamation. It showed that this uncle was also an upright man. He smiled and said: "That's not necessary.
"But in his mind, he remembered the way Ma Dapao was so angry that he blew his beard and glared at him over and over again. During the years he stayed in the Mobei Military Region, Ma Dapao, the butler of the kitchen, suffered a lot from him. Later, I heard that Xiao
Wu said that after he was discharged from the army and changed his job, Nama Canpao now dragged people from a small town on the border to buy hanging whips and put them back.
Lin Kun really didn't like staying in this hospital. There was the smell of disinfectant everywhere and it made his nose feel uncomfortable. So he asked Jiang Yeli to go to the hospital for discharge. As soon as Jiang Yeli left, the phone on the bedside rang.
, Lin Kun touched it over and took a look that it was Gu Wei calling. He was wondering whether to answer it or not. If he answered it, he didn’t know what this girl was going to do. If he didn’t answer it, he might call her due to her bad temper.
When he came, he thought about it and weighed it for a while before pressing the answer button. Before he could speak, he heard an angry voice coming from the opposite side: "Lin Kun, you don't want your life. How dare you take care of the robbers."
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Gu Wei got up in the morning and went online. He just read the title and recognized that the person in the photo was Lin Kun. Without looking at the specific content or other information, he just read the words 'seriously injured' at the end, so
The phone call came to Lin Kun right away.
"Oh, aren't they just a few robbers? What's the big deal? Let alone three, I can take care of even thirty." Lin Kun said with a carefree smile, revealing a serious pretentiousness in his words.
Meaning.
"I'm telling you, don't even think about dying. Since you...since you did that, you are mine!" Gu Weiyi said righteously. If he said this in front of his face, he would probably want to do it to Lin Kun.
Carve a seal and write the four characters "Gu Wei's Proprietary" on it.
"Ahem, what did I do to you?" Lin Kun asked jokingly, knowing the answer and coughing twice.
"You..." Gu Wei lay on the bed with an embarrassed look on her face. She usually has a hot personality, but she is an out-and-out young girl. This is her first time with Lin Kun. She has just tasted the joy of fish and water, but in her bones
After all, she is not a woman who is flirtatious. Being asked so directly about her class, her face immediately turned red.
"Hehe." Lin Kun smiled proudly. When he thought of this normally hot girl with a blushing face, he felt indescribably happy. Uh, why do I feel like a bad man?
Woolen cloth?
"Don't laugh!" Gu Wei sat up from the bed, gritted his teeth and looked like he was about to die generously, and cursed harshly into the phone word by word: "Lin Kun, you bastard, you took away my first time."
You still want to default on your debt! In this life, you are my mother's son and my mother's ghost. If you dare to risk your own life again, I... I will peel off your skin and beat you.
I'll castrate you and make you a eunuch!"
The expression on Lin Kun's face suddenly turned cold. He lowered his head and looked at his crotch. Why did he feel a sudden chill?
Next, under Gu Wei's repeated intimidation and torture, Lin Kun refused to tell her the address of his hospital stay. If he really wanted to tell this girl, she might not have caused any trouble if she came here in such a hurry. As a result, Gu Wei even
Under the threat of a series of violent storms, King Lin Dabing suddenly had the urge not to be a man in his next life. Instead of being a man with such a scary girl, he might as well just become a woman and forget about it.
Jiang Yeli completed the discharge procedures and called Long Daxiang to pick them up from the hospital. Long Daxiang and Liu Gang stayed here until midnight last night. They got together in the morning to prepare to see Lin Kun again, but they just left
Jiang Yeli's phone call came.
Lin Kun didn't want to stay in the hospital for a minute longer. He put on his clothes and was helped out of the hospital by Jiang Yeli. Before leaving, he smiled and said to the uncle in the next bed: "Brother, if you need anything in the future, come to Baifengmen to see me."
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The uncle next to him was a real person, and he responded with a smile: "Okay!" After Lin Kun and Jiang Yeli left, he suddenly realized that Baifengmen, the Baifengmen in Nancheng District, picked up the newspaper and looked at it.
Lin Kun's name was written clearly, and the uncle immediately lost his voice and said: "Could that damn thing from Mobei be..."
"Ha ha!"
The uncle laughed loudly, "I didn't expect that I would be able to see this 'fucking thing' with my own eyes."
Jiang Yeli helped Lin Kun walk out of the hospital gate. The morning was sunny, but the cold air could not be blocked. Jiang Yeli took out a scarf and tied it around Lin Kun's neck. She looked considerate like a little wife.
Lin Kun smiled and said: "Sister Jiang, no need, I'm not cold."
Jiang Yeli tied it up for him, raised her head and looked at him and said, "Don't use it. It's too late to regret it if you catch a cold."
Lin Kun smiled and said: "A cold will not kill anyone."
Jiang Yeli said: "Who said that a lot of people died from bird flu? The current climate and environment are no better than before. Just pay more attention if you can. Oh, by the way, the fucking thing the big brother in the next bed just said was...
You?"
"ah?"
Lin Kun put on an innocent look, "How could it be me? I am such an upright person. I was highly praised by my colleagues when I was in Mobei. Besides, I am an honorary pacesetter."
"Honorary pacesetter?"
"The military region must select a model every year. This model must be excellent in all aspects, including strong combat capabilities, obeying leadership arrangements, being enthusiastic and loyal to his comrades, and having made significant contributions to the country, etc..." Lin
Kun said with pride on his face, as if everything he said was true. His reputation as an honorary pacesetter was indeed true, but it was because he threatened Lao Hu to get it. He was not interested in the title, but thinking about retiring from the army in the future.
After changing jobs, with such a layer of glory above his head, it will definitely be easier to find a job than an ordinary big-headed soldier.
I remember when Lao Hu listed a long list of non-compliance items for him, which meant that you, the pacesetter, had no chance, but our King Lin Dabing smiled calmly, took out the lighter from his pocket, pointed downstairs, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
With a naughty smile, Lao Hu's face turned green with fright. The small warehouse downstairs was his private collection. If it was really set on fire by this guy, all his years of hard work would be in vain.
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But then again, most of the good things in Lao Hu’s small private warehouse were confiscated by our King Lin Dabing from various drug lords, those big drug lords and smugglers on the Mobei border.
They didn't have much else but a lot of money. As long as they were good things, they would try their best to get them no matter where they were in the world. However, after being snatched away by King Lin Dabing, all the good things were confiscated as trophies.
"Haha, I didn't realize that you were an honorary pacesetter." Jiang Yeli said with a smile, obviously not believing it.
"That's right." Lin Kun continued with a very proud expression, patting his chest and said, "Just for me, let alone being an honor model, even if we have the highest honor, we will definitely not spend it elsewhere."
Jiang Yeli smiled and said: "Okay, don't brag here. I don't know what your temper is. Your honorary pacesetter must have been obtained by bribing the leader. Otherwise, with your idle temper all day long, the honor
Why did the pacesetter fall on you?"
Lin Kun chuckled: "It's true that there was no bribery, but I did say something to scare him."
Jiang Yeli smiled and said: "It's not easy to be your leader."
Lin Kun laughed and said: "It must not be easy. After I retired professionally, I heard that there were fireworks all night in the military compound."
Jiang Yeli was amused and laughed, "Look, you are a troublemaker. Everyone is celebrating when you leave."
The two stood at the gate of the hospital chatting. Long Daxiang drove over in a car. Liu Gang and Ruan Qian got out of the car. Jiang Yeli helped Lin Kun walk over. Ruan Qian and Liu Gang trotted over. Lin Kun said with a smile:
"What are you doing here in such a hurry? I just stayed all night and didn't have any luggage."
Liu Gang smiled and said, "Kunzi, how do you feel?"
Lin Kun smiled and said: "It's not a problem. It's just a little flesh injury. It will be fine after I go back and lie down for three to five days."
Long Daxiang came over and said: "Brother Kun, I read in the newspaper that the kid who shot you is not dead yet. I will go and kill him!"
Lin Kun said: "Prime Minister, please don't do it. The police have already arrested him, so let him be punished by the law. I heard that these three robbers have done a lot of evil, and the two have been arrested by me."
After being killed, this one is the leader, and he has several murder cases on his back, so he will definitely not be able to escape the bullet."
Lin Kun did not return to his residence, but went to Jiang Yeli's place in Baifengmen. Lin Kun sat on the sofa, Liu Gang and Long Daxiang sat aside. Ruan Qian and Jiang Yeli prepared tea together. When Lin Kun was not there, Jiang Yeli
She is the eldest sister of Baifeng Sect. As soon as Lin Kun is here, or Jiang Yeli is in Lin Kun's body, she immediately becomes a virtuous housewife. Long Daxiang calls Lin Kun eldest brother, and secretly calls Jiang Yeli sister-in-law.
In his opinion, Jiang Yeli is more popular than Chu Jingyao. At least Jiang Yeli will not hurt his brother Kun because of other men.
Lin Kun drank the tea brought by Jiang Yeli. Liu Gang and Long Daxiang also took the tea. Long Daxiang smiled and said to Jiang Yeli: "Thank you, sister-in-law!"
Lin Kun almost spit out the tea in his mouth when he drank it. He rolled his eyes at the boy and said, "What are you talking about?"
Prime Minister Long was having fun but didn't say anything.
Jiang Yeli smiled and blushed slightly, "Prime Minister, you can't call me sister-in-law casually, I am sister."
Long Daxiang has a very bright mind. In the past, he didn't like to use his brain the most. Now he showed extraordinary performance. Following Jiang Yeli's words, he grinned at Lin Kun and said: "Brother-in-law!"
As soon as Lin Kun drank the tea in his mouth, he almost spit it out again, choked and coughed again and again...