After signaling Chen Mo to sit down, the Upside Down Monk recalled Fairy Goupo to the summoning space, and then handed over a can of beer.
A sizzling sound.
The Upside Down Monk opened the can, took a sip, and let out another laugh, with a look of excitement on his face.
Chen Mo looked at the slogan on the can.
"Unlimited drinking, Tianhua beer, the choice of bold men."
Then he opened the can and took a sip.
"Senior, I have something to ask you."
"Speak out and listen."
The Upside Down Monk drank one sip after another, and he quickly finished the can of beer. He seemed very unhappy, and sighed and shook his head.
So Chen Mo informed the upside-down monk about his profession as a martial arts master, who only practiced internal skills and mental methods, but did not practice martial arts moves.
In his opinion.
Since the other party is a Buddhist, he should be able to help me a lot.
However, after hearing the words, the upside-down monk instinctively frowned, looking thoughtful.
"Don't get me wrong, it's not that the poor monk refuses to help you."
He chuckled, casually squeezed the can in his hand into a ball, and chewed it like a candy pill, which made Chen Mo's eyes widen.
Immediately, the upside-down monk explained: "The Buddhist profession of the poor monk is that of an ascetic warrior monk. Although it is also divided into internal skills and martial arts moves, there is no so-called compliance requirement. Instead, he needs to recite Buddhist scriptures and improve his Buddhist mind.
I understand the mysteries of Buddhism, so I can’t say whether it matches your career as a martial artist."
Seeing Chen Mo's surprised expression, the upside-down monk looked helpless.
"Some Kung Fu books seem to be the same. If we trace their origins, they may even come from the same world a long time ago. However, as time goes by, they will inevitably be influenced by local culture and become different systems for different professions.
It can be said that there is me in you, and you in me, and your career as a martial arts master seems to place special emphasis on the compatibility of internal skills, mental methods and martial arts moves, so you must not be careless."
Then he gave some more examples.
When Chen Mo heard the words, he realized something.
Indeed, as the other party said, some seemingly similar techniques are likely to come from different systems. This is a common thing in the endless world.
And if the martial arts moves you have learned cannot match your own internal skills and mental methods, it is equivalent to taking a detour, and indeed the gain outweighs the loss.
"By the way, what world does your profession come from?"
"The Hive World."
Chen Mo had given up all hope, but when he saw the upside-down monk was stunned for a moment, he burst out laughing.
"It turns out to be a hive world. Have you been to Tianlong Kingdom?"
"Uh, no."
Upon hearing this, the upside-down monk couldn't help but shake his head, as if he recalled some past events.
"You're lucky. Before I formed a team of villains, I did go to the hive world to perform a mission, and acquired a skill called the Powerful Diamond Fist. It was so popular at the time that the poor monk once vigorously developed it.
But later on, the situation was probably like what you said, because the poor monk didn’t know that this profession also required so-called compatibility, and after realizing the weakness of this skill, he gradually gave up."
"Powerful Vajra Fist?"
Just by listening to the name, you can tell that this is a fierce Buddhist martial arts.
"I don't know..."
"If you want to make a skill scroll, I need to prepare it first. There is no rush."
Say it.
He stood up and said: "Let's go drink first, the poor monk treats us!"
Without waiting for Chen Mo to respond, the Upside Down Monk pulled Chen Mo with his big hand and walked out the door. Seeing this, Black Widow and Voldemort also stretched themselves and followed.
Talking about drinking.
The upside-down monk can be said to be in high spirits, striding like a meteor, and having a great time.
The three of them went straight to the cafeteria. The Upside Down Monk spent another 1 point to open a luxurious private room, while the Black Widow and Voldemort began to order.
Since it was the Upside Down Monk who was treating guests, the two of them would not be polite.
Black widow seems to like to eat Western food, such as grilled steak, mashed potatoes, matsutake mushrooms, foie gras, caviar, salad, red wine, etc.
The dishes Voldemort ordered were sushi, sashimi, octopus balls, grilled meat slices, sake, etc., which tended to be Japanese style.
The two ordered more than a dozen dishes.
In a disaster world, this can be described as a quite luxurious meal.
However, when the upside-down monk saw this, he curled his lips.
"It's still those crappy things. The poor monk is almost losing his mind."
Immediately afterwards, the Upside Down Monk personally walked to the optical brain system.
Such a sumptuous dish would probably cost at least two to three hundred points, which is really too luxurious.
Chen Mo had seen such a big scene before on his first day of admission to the Disaster College.
"Come on, come on!"
Seeing that Chen Mo preferred the dishes he ordered, the upside-down monk was even happier. Without saying a word, he poured a large bowl of wine for Chen Mo on the spot.
"this?"
Chen Mo looked at the big bowl in front of him and couldn't help but open his mouth in disbelief.
This large bowl of wine probably weighed at least half a kilogram.
Even with the physique of a natural disaster victim, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to withstand being drunk in this way.
However, when he saw the Upside Down Monk holding up the big bowl in front of him, he seemed to be filled with greed. After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, he burst into laughter.
"The poor monk does it first as a sign of respect."
As he spoke, he raised his head and drank a large bowl of wine in front of Chen Mo.
Chen Mo was completely dumbfounded.
"ha……"
The upside-down monk licked his lips and gestured to Chen Mo with the empty bowl in his hand. His face gradually turned red, and he kept shaking his head, looking very satisfied but still unfinished.
When the atmosphere reached this point, Chen Mo could only grit his teeth, imitate the other party's example, pick up the glass of wine, and start drinking heavily.
However, after taking a big sip, he regretted it.
This is simply not a stimulus that his drinking capacity can bear.
Seeing Chen Mo looking like he could hardly hold on any longer, the red-cheeked Upside Down Monk suddenly laughed out loud and stretched out his hand to signal Chen Mo.
"Haha, if you can't drink it, don't drink it. Don't hold on."
What the hell?
The inverted monk's persuasion to drink immediately ignited the wine table culture gene in Chen Mo's body, which is the stubborn and unyielding true temperament of the true men of China's wine table. He felt that he had been insulted.
Gudu, Gudu, Gudu...
Chen Mo felt that his blood was about to burn.
He raised his head hard and drank the large bowl of strong liquor.
Then he put down the empty bowl.
Suddenly.
The world before our eyes can be described as completely new!
It was clear that his stomach was burning and aching, his face changed from white to red in an instant, and his head was dizzy, but he tried to appear calm and burped.
"Well, this wine is not bad."
Such a scene.
Black Widow couldn't help but laugh.
"Monk, it seems you have met your match!"
Faced with the Black Widow's ridicule, the Upside Down Monk put down the chicken drumstick he was munching on, and as if unwilling to be outdone, he picked up the wine jar and refilled a bowl for himself.
He was about to refill it for Chen Mo, but when he looked at Chen Mo again, he was dumbfounded.
I saw that Chen Mo was a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers. He had gathered the power of a boy's true body and the courage of his true temperament after drinking. At this moment, he also filled a large bowl of wine for himself and stood up unsteadily.
"Senior, I respect you. Little brother, I will do the same first as a way of respecting you."
Gudu, Gudu, Gudu...
"Haha, good drinker!"
Seeing this, the upside-down monk was very happy.
He rolled up the sleeves of his cassock, threw his rosary beads back, and poured down his head "tons, tons, tons".
This time.
The upside-down monk couldn't help but make a distorted expression on his face, as if he was drunk and straight up to the sky. He was obviously a little drunk.
"Come again... eh?"
When he looked at Chen Mo again, Chen Mo had already filled the third bowl of wine, and then he stumbled over to him with the wine jar in hand.
He laughed and filled himself up too.
"It's time to drink, don't stop drinking. Let's have fun with our seniors today, let's drink!"
This guy is obviously drunk.
"You, me, you... do it!!"
The upside-down monk also had slurred speech.
He originally wanted to say something, but he forgot it for a moment.
Seeing Chen Mo bring another big bowl, he shook his head and thought about it for a while, but couldn't remember it anymore, so he just started drinking it with laughter.
Different from before.
This time, the upside-down monk's beard and Zen clothes on his chest were all wet, and he was obviously drunk.
After three big bowls.
Both of them couldn't help but lean on the chairs, lying on their backs.
Under such fierce drinking, the Upside Down Monk couldn't bear it any longer. He grabbed the chicken legs several times. In anger, he actually held the whole chicken and started to chew it.
Chen Mo made a sound and vomited a big mouthful.
Seeing this, the Upside Down Monk couldn't help laughing again, tore off another chicken leg and stuffed it into Chen Mo's hand.
Chen Mo took the chicken leg and started to eat it drunkenly.
Then came the bragging session in the middle of the wine table.
…
"Brother, let me tell you, there are not many people that I can like, but you...are the only one!"
The Upside Down Monk raised his thumb and raised his voice to the sky.
"That shout was so deafening, bro, I felt ashamed of myself. That second-tailed girl's face turned fucking green at that time, and that Yulu bitch was so fucking anxious, hahahaha!"
"Brother, don't say anything."
Chen Mo's body was crooked, and while he was red-necked and glaring, he patted his chest while shouting and serving wine.
"Brother, my life and work are worthy of heaven, worthy of earth, worthy of my parents and brothers, and worthy of my own conscience. We natural disaster victims are all here to mess around. Who doesn't want to live a good life, but every point I earn, brother
The points can be cursed by guys from other worlds for ten thousand years, but no natural disaster victims can make irresponsible remarks... They are all in the fucking wine, drink!"
Gudu, Gudu, Gudu.
Chen Mo's wine table culture can be said to be self-taught, or it can be said to be a manifestation of his true temperament.
"Haha! That's good enough! Be kind to me... no, to me, to me, oh, no matter what, it's my appetite! You two don't rest, come on, come on, drink!"
When Voldemort heard this, he picked up the bean-sized cup in front of him with both hands.
After nodding politely towards the two of them, he raised his head and drank the sake from the glass, and then solemnly signaled to the two that he had toasted.
Seeing this, the upside-down monk holding a large bowl of wine suddenly felt a burp of wine and rolled his eyes.
The black widow is wearing a napkin, holding a knife and fork, and is quietly enjoying the food.
After seeing the appearance of the upside-down monk, she showed a look of helplessness and gracefully raised the goblet and made a slight gesture.
"Drink your drink and become sworn brothers? You were drunk for a while and you slept on the street, were caught together by the patrol and locked up together for two days?"
When the upside-down monk who was completely drunk heard this, he couldn't help but drunkenly put his arms around Chen Mo's shoulders and whispered in his ear.
"A woman will always be a woman. Come, let us brothers drink."
"Fuck you!"
One hour later.
Black Widow and Voldemort, who had eaten and drank enough, looked at these two guys who were completely hooked and crazy together, and it was really eye-catching.
At this time, Chen Mo was already drunk alone and completely let go of himself.
The unrestrained true nature of northern men is being displayed unscrupulously, singing loudly to the upside-down monk.
"Ah, my friend, this glass of wine is the most precious at the moment. Fill it up quickly and drink it. Sing loudly to my good friends..."
The upside-down monk, who was also alone and drunk, put his arms around Chen Mo's shoulders and followed Chen Mo's rhythm. The 1.9-meter strong man danced an eye-catching dance with no image at all.
The two people's hearty laughter almost made Black Widow's ears ring.
In the past, when there was no one to accompany the upside-down monk, the guy drank for half an hour and got drunk, and that was about it.
Now?
Black Widow crossed her legs and quietly looked at the two guys who had fallen into madness. They were really a pair of good friends who had been friends for many years, laughing wildly and selflessly.
It seems to be in their eyes.
Everyone else has become a fool and the object of their ridicule. Only they are truly alive.