Chapter 108: Fellow Taoist, something happened to you, please come with us! (3k)
Five hundred years before the Yaochi Conference was held, immortals began to climb the mountain one after another.
The rays of light are brilliant one after another, endlessly colorful. Riding on a crane, riding the breeze, with fluttering feathers, standing in the white clouds.
When the immortals arrived, they saw thousands of bejeweled palaces, thousands of jade pavilions on jade mountains, fine wines and jade liquids, countless delicacies, and the stunningly beautiful female fairies were even more touching.
Together with the other immortals and most of the ascetic cultivators, when the great calamity came, they stayed behind closed doors and waited for the fate of the day.
In other words, all of them have been otakus for thousands of years and otakus for thousands of years. They have never seen such a scene before, and they all find it extremely novel.
"We invite Master Kongming Taoist from Yushan Mountain to join the association and present Dongtian Xianzhi as a gift."
"Master Yuanji of Xixuan Mountain joins the association and is presented with jade lotus root, a blessed place."
"Taoist Master Xuan Bo of Yuping Cave entered the meeting and presented a pair of jade chimes as a gift."
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Most people who climb mountains will pay homage. After all, many people could clearly hear Mingyu's two words.
"This Taoist brother, why did you give away all the treasures of your cave?"
A tall man with a beard approached a thin Taoist priest.
The skinny Taoist looked around and cautiously said, "Didn't you hear this, fellow Taoist?"
The bearded man was stunned, "What did you hear?"
"Nowadays, rumors are spreading throughout the world that Zifuzhou's poor etiquette offended the Queen Mother, and all the people who came to the meeting were killed by the Queen Mother!"
The skinny Taoist said something shocking, which frightened the big man with a beard. He hurriedly said: "I have lived in the mountains for a long time and have not heard about the world. Fellow Taoists, please don't try to trick me. How can you kill the visitors for no reason at this grand gathering in Yaochi?"
"Oh, fellow Taoist, why don't you believe it?" The skinny Taoist saw that he didn't believe it, so he told him the rumors in detail.
Why did the male immortal from Zifu molest the female fairy from Yushan? Why did Zifuzhou send so few gifts? What did the leading male immortal openly insult the Queen Mother? What did the male immortal from Zifuzhou steal the Queen Mother’s flat peaches...
There are various versions, but the final outcome is the same: everyone is killed!
"This..." The bearded man wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Fellow Taoist, don't you prepare your gifts carefully?"
The bearded man's eyes were wandering, and he laughed dryly, "Ah...haha...of course not."
After sitting uneasily for a while, he stood up and said to the skinny Taoist: "I'm going to take a look around, take a look..."
"Well, fellow Taoist, let's go... eh? Fellow Taoist, wait a minute, you're going the wrong way, that's the way down the mountain!"
The skinny Taoist reminded him that it would have been better if he didn't remind him. Once he was reminded, the wind blew under his feet and the tall man with a long beard walked faster.
As soon as the bearded man left, the two male immortals came to the skinny Taoist, took out a token, and said with a serious face: "Fellow Taoist, someone has reported you for disrupting the order of the banquet, please come with us!"
The skinny Taoist was dumbfounded, "Two fellow Taoists, is this a misunderstanding? I'm a poor Taoist..."
"Huh?" The two male immortals stared.
"Are you questioning our ability? To question us is to question Lady Xuannv. To question Lady Xuannv is to question the Queen Mother! To question the Queen Mother is to question the fairies in the world!
Fellow Taoist, you are so brave!"
At this moment, the two male immortals seemed to be the spokespersons of justice and the defenders of order. Their words were like a powerful bell and Da Lu shocked the skinny Taoist's expression to numbness.
Why did I just say a word and become a heinous person?
"I...can't I just go with you?" The skinny Taoist was about to cry without tears. What is this?
〖Small, I can’t cure you, I’ll let you spread rumors everywhere!〗
〖You just teased the fairy, you stole the peach, and you were killed by the Queen Mother!〗
The two male immortals who had switched sides were so angry that they had no place to vent their anger. They just happened to catch an unlucky guy who had hit the muzzle of a gun. How could they let it go so easily?
Although you won't do anything to him, you can at least scare him and let him know what he can and cannot say!
The immortals in the same area watched helplessly as the skinny Taoist was being taken away, all of them remained silent, and even the thoughtful ones were put away.
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Under the Jade Mountain.
Suddenly, thousands of rays of rays of light appeared in the sky, and colorful mist and auspicious clouds floated in.
A man in white leads a young man with a sword on his back to climb a mountain. Isn't this the father and son Bai Heng and Bai Jing of the Qilin tribe?
"The great elder of the Qilin tribe has arrived and presented the innate spiritual treasure Yunguang Mirror as a tribute!"
Then the sky was filled with clouds and water, and thunder filled the sky.
An old man with a stooped posture protected a young Dragon King in khaki robes from climbing the mountain.
"The Young Master of the Dragon Clan has arrived, and I will give you an innate spiritual treasure, a wide-sleeved fairy robe, as a congratulatory gift!"
The Qilin tribe and the Dragon tribe arrived one after another, pushing the event to a climax.
"Second brother, do we really want to do this?" The young Taoist with sword-browed eyes and starry eyes looked hesitant.
The serious middle-aged Taoist advised: "Third brother, you haven't seen how grand the pomp and ceremony of those immortals are on the mountain. Look at the Qilin and Dragon tribes in front!
The three of us are Pangu's authentic sect, and we must not lose our reputation."
When Tongtian saw me and nodded slightly, he had no choice but to agree, "Brother, go first."
I was leaning on a crutch in front of me, and he sang:
"Chaos first judged Tao as the supreme one, and refined the world into pure and turbid. The two rituals of Tai Chi gave rise to the four images, which are still in the palm of my hand today."
As I recall the song, the purple energy spread for thirty thousand miles.
Yuanshi followed closely behind and wrote a song:
"The first judgment of Hongmeng is famous, and the five elements can be gathered innately through refinement.
The three flowers on the top face the north gate, and the five qi in the chest penetrate the southern sky.
The team of immortals is called Yuanshi, and the story of Xuanmiaomen is not yet born.
The fragrant flowers along the road follow the chariot hub, and the vicissitudes of life last for thousands of eons."
At one time, the sky was filled with clouds of 30,000 feet, and colorful clouds were flying all over the body. Thousands of golden flowers and pearls hung in an endless stream.
Taoist Tongtian saw the posture of the two brothers, his heart was filled with anger, and he sang:
"The earth was created and the principles of heaven were clear, and the Confucian classics and Dharma were discussed in Bai Yujing.
The five qi convey the secret to the Yuan Dynasty, and the three flowers gather at the top to perform Wusheng.
The golden light on the top is divided into five colors, and the red lotus under the feet is chasing thousands of miles.
The Eight Trigrams Immortal Clothes are flying with purple energy, and the three-edged sword is named Green Apple."
As he appeared on the stage, thousands of rosy clouds floated from his Taoist uniform, and the silk ribbons around his waist were scattered with light.
The clouds and mist are growing behind me, and the sword energy is rising from the air. Immortal music is misty, and visions abound.
A wisp of breath shakes the world, a trace of Tao fills the universe, there are endless mysteries and magical powers, and there are endless supernatural powers.
Laozi, who was walking in the front, felt the magnificence of Yuanshi and Tongtian, and ripples appeared on his calm face.
"Should Pindao walk behind?"
The two younger brothers are even grander than his eldest brother.
Who is the boss of East Kunlun?
After Xuannv welcomed the representatives of the Qilin Clan and the Dragon Clan, she came to greet the Sanqing.
"The Sanqing Dynasty of East Kunlun has arrived, and I will send you the Three Gourds and Nine Transformations Golden Elixir!"
When the immortals on the mountain saw it, they all looked down the mountain. This aura and array of faces were greater than those of the Qilin Clan and the Dragon Clan!
Laozi, Yuanshi, and Tongtian suddenly became the Taoist priests on Yushan that attracted much attention.
Walking behind Sanqing was a young man, sitting on a giant panda and holding a small panda in his arms.
"Lan Lan, let's learn a lesson and not fall into the trap of my 100,000-strong mountain!"
The spirit in green clenched his fists in the spiritual platform to encourage the boy in black
"It makes sense!" The young man in black nodded, and then asked: "But Song...can you...can sing?"
Qingyi Yuanshen's face darkened, "No!"
"Then...then do we...have any...splendid magic?" The boy in black asked, tilting his neck.
"No!" Qingyi Yuanshen was discouraged.
He only knows how to release worms, so he can't release the sea of worms in this conference.
If Qingyi Yuanshen dares to do this, the Queen Mother on Yushan Mountain will spare him, but the old man in the family will never let him go easily, and will definitely hang him up and beat him!
"Then let's... let's just... go up like this." Young Lan patted the giant panda on the head.
Qingyi Yuanshen said helplessly: "Okay"
We need culture but not culture, we need stunts but not stunts. What else can we do?
"Dundun...let's...let's go."
The giant panda walked up the mountain with steady steps.
"It's you?"
Mingyu was very surprised to see the young man Lan. Then he saw his two pandas.
Secretly cursing, this bear-playing boy is really persistent!
When the young man Lan saw Mingyu, he smiled happily: "Mingyu, you...hello."
He took out a jade box from his sleeve and handed it to Mingyu. "The gift...is from Master."
Then the young man Lan hesitated for a long time and handed the red panda to Mingyu.
"This is?" Mingyu was stunned.
The young man Lan couldn't bear to look at the little panda struggling in Mingyu's arms, and he said seriously: "My... gift.
When I came...when I came, I met...a man. He told me...that I have to give more gifts...or else I will be driven away...
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I have nothing...nothing else to do but give it away."
Mingyu looked at the young man Lan dumbfounded, this is national treasure diplomacy!
If nothing else, the female fairies on Jade Mountain will definitely be very crazy.
Ling'er is loved by everyone in Yushan, and one important reason is that she hugs Gungun all the time.
Let those female fairies love you to death.
However, Mingyu still returned the little panda to the young man Lan, "Those are all rumors. There are no such rules in Yushan. This little guy, please hug him well."
Young Lan was happy in his heart, but he still confirmed, "Really?"
He didn't want to be kicked out, so Master said that he would attend the conference properly on his behalf and taste the taste of flat peaches.
Mingyu laughed, "Of course, feel free to go up!"
"good!"
A Daluo female fairy came to greet him. When she saw the young man with two black and white bears, her eyes lit up and she eagerly led him into the meeting.
Chat with him while walking.
"Lan, are you tired from holding it? Do you want me to hold it for you for a while?"
"Not tired...not tired at all..." Young Lan hugged the little panda tightly.
This sister is so beautiful, but her eyes are a bit scary. The boy Lan thinks she wants to steal his black and white bear.
The female fairy was not discouraged, and she set her sights on the giant panda: "There are rules at the banquet. You are not allowed to bring mounts to the banquet. There is a special area to take care of the mounts."
The young man Lan blinked, "Then...can...that little one be brought in?"
The female fairy secretly rejoiced, "This is okay!"
One is one, it’s not a loss!
"That's right!" Young Lan nodded.
Under the expectant gaze of the female fairy, he slid off the back of the giant panda.
Then he patted the giant panda: "Dundun... becomes... smaller!"
"嘤嘤!"
Dundun's body became smaller, and the young man Lan reached out to pick it up.
"Small, okay!"
The young man Lan hugged the red panda from left to right and looked at the female fairy with an innocent face.