Chapter 114 I’m waiting for you in the bathtub (Additional update by leader ‘Lao Liu 824’)
Author: Taibai Mao
Chapter 114 I’m waiting for you in the bathtub (Additional update by leader ‘Lao Liu 824’)
In a luxurious restaurant, there is a corner of the place.
The little fox Xuanshi held a bunch of candied haws, staring straight at Lu Xun in front of her. Her scarlet tongue licked the sugar coating and asked leisurely: "Big bad guy, are you worried about anything?"
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"Well?"
Lu Xun came back from his thoughts, looked at the curious little fox in front of him, and said with a smile: "Waiting for you to grow up quickly, so that I can kill you."
The little fox almost exploded with anger, his cheeks were bulging, and he said angrily: "Do you think I don't want to get bigger? I dream about it all the time, but that's all I can do. Besides, what's the benefit of getting bigger?
Master. Master, before you came here, Master often didn’t wear a bellyband, and just wore a nightgown all over her body. I, I felt my waist was tired just by looking at it.”
Ouch.
So my big witch is so bold and unrestrained?
Lu Xun pursed his lips and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble. I want to tell you something serious. I will play with you for another day tomorrow, and we will go home the day after tomorrow."
"ah!"
"So fast?"
When he heard that he was going home, the little fox's face was full of frustration. Cherry's little mouth was raised high and he said angrily: "I have to go home before I have even played to my heart's content. I have to be forced to practice again when I go home. Big
I started practicing my sword early in the morning, and my hands have become calluses after practicing. You see, I used to be delicate, but now I have become like this."
While talking,
The little fox stretched out his little hand in front of Lu Xun.
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"Okay, okay. Don't pretend to be pitiful. I will intercede for you and reduce the amount of practice for you, but it is impossible to cancel the practice completely." When Lu Xun faced the little fox, he couldn't help but be obedient.
Looking at her, I initially suspected that I was a licker, but later I found out that I just wanted to protect her precious innocence.
In fact, when it comes to liking, the three witches are similar, except that Xuanyin and Miao Fengxian are greedy, while Xuanshi is fond of love. There is an obvious difference in nature, which also causes when facing the three witches,
There are two completely different attitudes.
"Hey hey hey"
"I knew you would definitely protect me." The little fox smiled with satisfaction. After biting off a candied haws, he squeaked and said: "In return, big bad guy, I will give you a lot of children in the future.
Let me tell you, I can have several babies in a litter, about ten."
Lu Xun smiled angrily, and did not bother to talk to the little fox who had been trying to give birth to a baby all day long. He turned to look towards the street. At this moment, there was a sound of a horse speeding up, and then wearing the official uniform of the imperial court, his waist
A group of guards armed with knives rode on fast horses and passed by the streets. The vendors and pedestrians ducked and made a fuss.
What's going on?
Why are the palace guards here?
During the two and a half years that Lu Xun had been slaying demons, he had met several palace guards. They were dressed the same as the group of people who had just passed by. He couldn't help but wonder, was there something big going on here? Or was it someone important?
Are the royal relatives and relatives currently located in Yangzhou City?
"A group of ants started making noise again"
The little fox ate the candied haws and said with disdain: "I know how to bully the weak all day long."
Lu Xun was stunned for a moment, looked at the little fox in front of him, and asked curiously: "Have you ever fought against these people before?"
"Well, about a hundred years ago, I sneaked down the mountain for the first time, and then I was caught by this group of people." The little fox pouted and said angrily: "I was unlucky to meet this person.
The leader of the group was much stronger than me, so there was nothing I could do. I crushed the jade pendant given to me by Master, and then Master flew over and killed all the people in the group, and then continued."
"Then you were beaten by your master." Lu Xun smiled angrily and said, "Is that so?"
The little fox replied helplessly: "There is no way. If I didn't call Master, I would have died there. From then on, my days of hard life have come. I am forced to practice every day, and I am bored to death."
"Should!"
"Who asked you to sneak down the mountain? If it were the other way around, I would beat you to pieces." Lu Xun said.
Hearing Lu Xun's words, the little fox instantly thought of some of the memorable content in the villain's painting. Her cheeks turned red, and her eyes became confused when she looked at him, and she said angrily: "Big bad guy."
If you want to beat me, then beat sister Xuanyin. If you don't come and beat me, if you dare to do that, I. I will bite you to death!"
Lu Xun:???
Lu Xun's mind was filled with question marks, as if something went wrong in the conversation between him and the little fox.
Just at this time,
The ordered dishes began to arrive on the table, and the little fox immediately started gobbling it up. Everything was forgotten in front of the delicious food.
night falls,
The little fox lay on Lu Xun's back, while holding his neck with two jade arms, staring intently at the fireworks and fireworks not far away, as well as all kinds of weird lanterns.
"it's over"
"How about we go back?" After the fireworks and fireworks were over, Lu Xun asked softly, carrying the little fox on his back.
"Um."
The little fox reluctantly and reluctantly responded, then hugged his neck hard, put his head close to his, her cute and delicate face pressed tightly against his cheek, and said with a smile: "Big bad guy, can you hug me?"
?Just pick me up sideways."
"There are so many people. Let's forget it." Lu Xun replied softly: "How about I hold you again when no one is around?"
"Well"
"Forget it."
The little fox flattened his mouth and said sweetly: "Anyway, the days to come are still very long, and there is no shortage of such a time."
On the way back, the little fox kept chattering about various topics. Lu Xun had never noticed that she was so good at talking before. Since that day, it felt like she had endless things to say.
"The big bad guy?"
"Do you think there are immortals in this world?" the little fox asked.
"Probably not." Lu Xun replied.
The little fox tilted his head and asked in a playful voice: "Why not? It is said that as long as you practice to the extreme, you can ascend to heaven and become an immortal."
"because."
"Because there is no oxygen in the sky." Lu Xun explained.
"oxygen?"
"What is oxygen?" The little fox was poked into a blind spot of knowledge.
"An air that sustains breathing."
Lu Xun hugged the little fox and talked to her about the philosophy of man and the universe. However, the little fox was confused and had no idea what he was talking about. He knew every word, but when combined together into a sentence, it was...
It becomes very obscure and difficult to understand.
but
The little fox likes to listen to him talking and his constant nagging.
When they were about to arrive at the inn, the little fox finally couldn't hold back the impulse in his heart and kissed Lu Xun's cheek with his small cherry mouth.
Faced with this unexpected sneak attack, Lu Xun was stunned for a moment, then recovered and said with a smile: "You little fox have lived for more than two hundred years, but you are so ignorant of martial ethics."
Xuan Shi blushed with embarrassment, buried her head in the back of his neck, and said hesitantly: "I can't help it."
The words fell,
The little fox said softly: "Can the big bad guy carry me on his back for a while?"
"OK."
Lu Xun agreed directly and passed by the inn carrying the little fox on his back.
"Lu Xun."
The little fox changed his name and asked softly: "Will you let me go?"
"ah?"
"Why do you suddenly ask such a question?" Lu Xun was a little surprised.
"I'm worried"
"You won't want me anymore."
The little fox bit his lips and said in a nutty tone: "I am playful and willful, and I have no breasts or ass. The key is that I am so short. Not to mention comparing with my master and sister, any woman I can find on the street will have a better figure than me."
, and is taller than me."
"That's true."
Lu Xun smiled and said sincerely: "But what can I do? They are not my little foxes, you are my little fox."
"real?"
The little fox smiled silly and said: "Hehehe, I am your only little fox."
After saying that,
He kissed her again, this time on the other side of the face.
The road eventually came to an end. When Lu Xun saw that it was almost there, he started to return the same way. The little fox felt a little sleepy and fell asleep after playing a few tricks. After all, he had been crazy for another day.
After sending her back to the room, Lu Xun put the little fox on the bed, turned around and looked at the big witch behind him, and couldn't help but reveal a naughty smile.
"elder sister."
"It's time for us to be alone again." Lu Xun said with a smile.
Seeing his mean smile, Miao Fengxian couldn't help but blush, and said angrily: "Don't be ridiculous, instead of talking nonsense with me here, why don't you go boil water quickly."
Ouch yo.
She was starting to get anxious!
"Let's go, let's go."
"Sister, go and wait in my room."
Lu Xun hurriedly ran out, leaving the red-faced demon girl standing there, feeling helpless and shy, mixed with a little anticipation and excitement at the same time.
"Crash-"
Lu Xun poured the last bucket of hot water into the bathtub, turned to look at the enchantress beside him, and said with a smile: "Sister, the water is full."
"I I know."
Miao Fengxian rolled her eyes at him charmingly, pursed her lips lightly, and muttered: "You go in first."
"OK!"
"I'll wait for you in the barrel."
With lightning speed, Lu Xun stripped down to his underwear and jumped into the tub.
this.
this.
Why so fast?
Before Miao Fengxian could react, she saw the little thief leaping into the barrel, and his clothes were on the ground.
"elder sister!"
"Don't be in a daze."
Lu Xun soaked in the warm clear pool, looking at the big demon girl intently, and anxiously urged: "Hurry up, hurry up. The water will be cold in a while."
Seeing the little thief pressing hard, Miao Fengxian sighed helplessly, pinched the green ribbon around her waist with her green and jade fingers, and pulled it gently.
Miao Fengxian wrapped her dress tightly with one hand and clutched the green ribbon with the other, looking back at the little thief in the tub.
"Turn your head away, bad little thief!"
While talking,
The green ribbon in his hand was thrown directly over and hit him in the face.