typeface
large
in
Small
Turn off the lights
Previous bookshelf directory Bookmark Next

Chapter 8 My Wife and I Are Going Crazy

Chapter 8 My wife and I went crazy

Author: Taibai Mao

Chapter 8 My wife and I went crazy

"Lady?"

"What a useless guy."

When the bearded man heard Lu Xun shouting that his wife came to save him, his face was full of contempt and he said disdainfully: "A man, you need a woman to protect you. It's really an embarrassment to us men. Besides, now this

Scene, do you think your wife will come to save you?"

Lu Xun shrugged and said lightly: "My wife will not abandon me. I advise you to run away now. It will really be too late by then."

After hearing what Lu Xun said, the bearded man became even more contemptuous. However, the sturdy man next to him had a solemn face. There was actually another person nearby? He didn't even notice it. If what he said was

Really. Then his wife’s realm is at least the Great Hou Tian realm.

"Is your wife really nearby?" The sturdy man frowned and asked with a hint of doubt.

"That's natural."

"Do you think I'm bluffing you?" Lu Xun stood there, holding the big sword, and replied calmly: "My wife's level is beyond your imagination. Just with these hundreds of people,

In the eyes of my wife, they are nothing more than a bunch of ants, just wave your hand and they will all turn into powder."

"."

"Second brother!"

"This kid is obviously bragging. We can't believe it anymore. Let's just do it!" The bearded man said to the second brother next to him: "I'll chop off his head later, smash it with the back of the knife, and let him take it for granted."

A headless ghost."

The tall man hesitated for a long time and felt that Lu Xun in front of him might be bluffing. He weighed the machete in his hand and said softly: "When our people arrive, you and I will not be his opponent now.

At best it’s a draw.”

that's all,

The three of them were in a stalemate. Compared to the two big men who were calm and composed, Lu Xun felt a little anxious. It stands to reason that she, that illiterate shrew, would come to save me, right? After all, I am her dual cultivation tool, and I will have to do it in the future.

If it weren't for me who worked so hard, she would be in trouble next year.

The torch dragon was getting closer and closer, and Lu Xun was almost anxious. Deep in his heart, he was already secretly wondering what the probability of escape was. Just when he was impatient, a silver light from the sky cut through the dark night, like a silver star.

meteor.

Coming!

The lady is finally here!

Lu Xun almost burst into tears, calling the lady powerful in his heart.

"Second brother!"

"Look at the sky. Something seems to be flying over!" The bearded man saw something strange in the sky and hurriedly shouted to his second brother.

The burly man looked in the direction of his finger, and his heart immediately tightened. He vaguely felt a strong pressure. Could it be that what this boy said was true? Her wife's realm was beyond imagination.

?

"Boom——"

Silver light fell in front of Lu Xun, and instantly exploded into a cloud of dust.

"Cough cough cough"

The two big men covered their mouths and noses, staring intently in front of them. They seemed to see a person in the dust. As the dust and smoke slowly dispersed, the two big men could clearly see the uninvited guest in front of them. This was a person who could not be described in words.

She is a beautiful woman, but she is also unusually aloof and cold, exuding an aura that makes people stay away from her.

Xuanyin stood in front of Lu Xun, holding a sharp long sword and looking coldly at the two big men in front of him. There was no trace of emotion in his eyes. He was like a yaksha in the dark night, extremely terrifying and so terrifying.

people.

"Lady!"

"I was bullied!" Lu Xun stood behind her, pointed at the two big men, and said aggressively: "It's them!"

"Shut up!"

Xuanyin said indifferently: "Carry me out secretly, and I will settle the score with you later."

As soon as the words fell,

Xuanyin raised her eyebrows, looked at the trembling two people, and said softly: "How dare I touch my people?"

"They just dare to move!"

Lu Xun hurriedly blew the pillow wind and fanned the flames behind her. His face was filled with the words "Madam, I don't want to work hard anymore."

Your husband’s life is yours, madam, I almost didn’t get to see you.”

Xuanyin was so upset that the lady was talking about this. She wished she could sew his mouth shut with needle and thread, but now the enemy was in front of her. She couldn't spare the time to teach him a lesson, so she could only endure him being naughty and mischievous behind her.

"Lady."

"Hurry up and do it." Lu Xun is now more and more comfortable calling 'Ms.'. There is no psychological burden at all, but he will suffer some physical pain afterwards.

Xuanyin's hand holding the sword had veins popping out. He was angry, angry and helpless as he stared blankly at the two big men in front of him with a dark face. Without any nonsense, he swung his sword at them, and in an instant.

The cold light sword energy, with its devastating power, rushed towards his face like an overwhelming mountain.

Both the sturdy man and the bearded man were dumbfounded, without any thoughts in their minds. If Lu Xun's sword energy was like an endless river, then the cold light sword energy he faced at this moment was like the surging tsunami.

Despair is full of despair!

Their legs were completely paralyzed, and the oncoming pressure even made them unable to breathe.

"boom--"

There was a violent shaking between the heaven and the earth, and sand and dust covered everything.

"Ouch!"

The vast force of the sword was endless and almost blew Lu Xun away. Fortunately, he hugged Xuanyin's thigh in time and did not fly out.

"."

"Relax your hands!"

"You're a bastard, you're hugging my leg again." A faint blush appeared on Xuanyin's cold and charming face, and she shouted angrily: "Believe it or not, I'll chop you down?"

"Don't, don't, don't leave me. I'm ready."

Lu Xun let go of the slender jade legs, slowly stood up from the ground, turned his head and looked at the group of people behind him. At this moment, they were already running away, and he pursed his lips and whispered: "What should they do? What should they do?

These people are all desperadoes, and if they escape like this, they will definitely harm the people of Li."

Xuanyin was originally a snake and python in the mountains and forests. After four hundred years of practice, her sense of smell had reached a superb level. She had long since smelled the faint smell of blood exuding from the bodies of these rabble, indicating that these people were burdened with

The lives of all are extremely vicious people.

"Kill him."

Xuanyin moved her red lips and replied coldly.

The words fell,

He rushed into the crowd alone.

for a time,

Miserable sounds spread everywhere.

Seeing this, Lu Xun had no choice but to follow him. Although he was usually engaged in the business of slaying demons and exterminating demons, he would occasionally kill those vicious fugitives under the government's wanted order. He had indeed killed people and also killed them.

I have killed many people, but they were all a group of extremely bad people.

Compared to Xuanyin who could kill everyone with one sword, Lu Xun was obviously paddling, but in his world, that was not the case.

now,

Lu Xun had only one thought in his mind.

My wife and I went crazy!

"There are thousands of troops and horses, but one general is here. How difficult is it to find something in the bag?"

Lu Xun, holding a sharp sword, stood between heaven and earth, looking at the corpses of the group of desperadoes in front of him, with a look of arrogance on his face.

at the same time,

Xuanyin was standing not far from him. Hearing his elegant words again, he frowned immediately. Although he didn't understand what he was talking about, he must be bragging about how brave and fearless he was.

.

"snort!"

"What does it have to do with you? I didn't kill them all." Xuanyin muttered unhappily.

After Lu Xun finished sighing, he squatted down and plundered the belongings of the thieves. Seeing what he found among the corpses, Xuanyin was a little curious for a moment.

"What are you doing?" Xuanyin asked.

“Robbing the rich and giving to the poor.”

While collecting silver coins, Lu Xun said earnestly: "When I go out, I rely on friends first and silver coins. I am usually alone and have no friends, so I can only rely on silver coins. Let's stay in a hotel after Quanzhou.

Don’t spend the night in a ruined temple.”

"There's something evil about me."

"You can't stay in the busy city for too long, you will be discovered later." Xuanyin pursed her lips and said coldly: "You can go live."

"oh"

"That's such a shame."

Lu Xun replied absently.

"."

"How did I hear that you were secretly rejoicing?" Xuanyin did not hear the 'pity' tone in his words, and even felt that he was secretly rejoicing. At the same time, he thought of Master's words in his mind.

——Although this boy is handsome, he is a passionate person. Don't let other women get involved with him and get a piece of his pie.

Thinking of this,

Xuanyin's face was a little solemn. Now that he had so much money, if he were not by his side, this disciple would definitely go looking for flowers and flowers. Although it had nothing to do with him, if the master found out, she would definitely be...

A thorough sermon.

"No, no. How dare I."

"Lady?"

"What should I do with the corpses of these bandits?" After searching for a while, Lu found that these were poor ghosts. He immediately lost interest, stood up and asked Xuanyin beside him.

"There are so many ferocious beasts in the mountains, just think of it as a blessing to them." Xuanyin said coldly.

Lu Xun didn't say much after hearing Xuanyin's words. It sounded a bit cruel and even inhumane, but his wife was not a human being, so humanity had nothing to do with her, and these thieves didn't need humanity either.

"Lady."

"Are we going to Quanzhou for some treasure?" Lu Xun asked curiously: "I just heard the bearded man talk about it."

"Find a fragment of the picture of Heaven's initiative." Xuanyin replied expressionlessly.

A remnant of the divine opportunity?

Lu Xun heard about this thing for the first time, and asked again with confusion on his face: "What's the use?"

"There are ten fragments of Heaven's initiative. Each fragment contains the power of Heaven. It is said that if you put these ten together, you can ascend to immortality." Xuanyin glanced at Lu Xun and sipped his lips lightly.

Zhu Chuan: "My lady, you are speaking more and more smoothly. How about I help you pull out your tongue?"

Lu Xun smiled awkwardly and said hurriedly: "Since this broken map of a certain machine is so important, there must be many masters coming to snatch it, so why doesn't your master come by yourself? Let us two come over, she wants to

Are we going to die together?"

"She she."

Xuanyin was a little embarrassed to say it. She couldn't tell the disciple in front of her that the master's original intention was to let her and him spend more time alone together to create the passionate spark of love between a human and a demon.

"oh!"

"I understand!"

When Lu Xun saw her troubled face, he suddenly had an epiphany and said, "Relationships create more opportunities for the two of us to be alone."

Xuanyin couldn't help but was stunned, a hint of surprise appeared on his brows, but he quickly returned to his former indifference and said calmly: "My master is not such a boring person."

After saying these words, she felt a little hot on her face.

Lu Xun looked straight at her, looking at Xuanyin's cold and frosty pretty face. Xuanyin, who was a little embarrassed to be looked at, turned his head slightly and said coldly: "I have to go back tomorrow morning."

"oh."

Lu Xun nodded and leaned towards the cold witch, preparing to hold one of her slender jade legs and return with the sword together.

"roll!"

Xuanyin knew his plan at a glance, scolded him with a dark face, then drew his sword and flew away, leaving Lu Xun standing there alone, looking up at the meteor that had turned into a meteor

She was so angry in her heart.

grass!

Just wait and see!

When the time comes for dual cultivation, I will make you cry and beg me.

The next morning,

Lu Xun opened his eyes from the pile of withered grass. There was no trace of Xuanyin in the dilapidated temple. He didn't have too much suspicion in his heart. He had given up long ago in the face of freedom. He silently opened his data panel and found out his experience.

There hasn't been any big change in my cultivation level, so I can't help but feel a little disappointed.

What he longs for most now is to activate an offensive attribute. Now his defense is very strong. From the time he was beaten unconscious by Miao Fengxian when he first met her, to now he only feels extreme pain. This defense is visible to the naked eye.

The speed has improved, but the offensive attributes are still small.

Is there any way to expand my offensive options?

After thinking for a while and analyzing calmly, many tricks that are feared in the world popped up in my mind, such as lime powder, stepping on toes, inserting eyes, kicking crotch, etc.

Just as Lu Xun was hesitating whether to prepare a few packets of lime powder, he heard the sound of brisk footsteps. Following the sound, he looked at the cold and charming enchantress dressed in green clothes and appearing in front of him.

"woke up?"

"It's time to go."

Xuanyin said coldly.

Lu Xun was well aware of her temper and that she was a witch who didn't like ink very much. He quickly stood up and prepared to hug her jade legs, sit on her flying sword, and head to Quanzhou.

Xuanyin held his sword in his hand and muttered something unknown. Then he let go of his jade hand, and the sword miraculously hovered in mid-air. He jumped lightly, stood on it, and said lightly

: "Come up."

"Coming, coming."

Lu Xun stumbled over and sat down on the hilt and body of the sword. Then he hugged one of the cold witch's slender legs. When he raised his head, his round and perky butt suddenly came into view. Of course,

He didn't dare to touch it.

A faint blush appeared on Xuanyin's cold and charming face, and there was a hint of shame in her brows. She bit her red lips and said coldly: "Don't hold me so tightly."

"I'm afraid of falling"

"I'm afraid of heights."

Lu Xun said pitifully, and as soon as he finished speaking, he hugged her even tighter.

at the same time,

Lu Xun was only a head-up distance away from that perky butt.

(End of chapter)


This chapter has been completed!
Previous Bookshelf directory Bookmark Next