"Ah, you, you want me to drink urine?" Sun Lijun's expression suddenly changed.
Sun Dong smiled calmly, "Whatever, you can drink if you want to drink, if you don't want to drink, don't drink."
Tian Fangfang and Xiaodie on the other side were confused. They didn't know what kind of disease this man had, but they couldn't let him drink urine no matter what.
Tian Fangfang stood there, holding her hands on her chest, wanting to laugh but being embarrassed, Xiaodie covered her mouth and snickered.
"Old classmate, we are indeed sorry for you, and we sincerely apologize to you, but no matter what, you can't let him drink urine." Yue Rongrong walked to Sun Dong with a blushing face and said with a puzzled face.
.
"Do you want him dead or alive?"
"Of course I want him to live."
"If you want him to live, just let him drink this urine." Sun Dong looked very calm, showing no emotion or sorrow.
"What disease does my husband have? Why does he have to drink urine?" Yue Rongrong said that she is a college student, and she has been abroad and has a wide range of knowledge. No matter what disease her husband has, he can't drink urine no matter what.
.
"I won't tell you anymore, buddy, come here and I'll tell you a few words." Sun Dong raised his fingers to Sun Lijun.
Although Sun Lijun was a little reluctant, he followed Sun Dong to the yard.
"Dr. Sun, it was my fault that day. I am really here to apologize to you. If you are really capable, help me cure my disease. If you can't cure it, don't play tricks on me, okay?" Sun Lijun looked helpless.
Looking at Sun Dong, he knew that he was sick, but all the major hospitals could not find it out. There was really no other way, so he came to ask Sun Dong for help.
"You know what you are doing. In the past ten days, you must have kissed something unclean, such as a certain part of a woman's body. You are infected with snake entanglement and the disease has already occurred. If you get infected within a week,
Without effective treatment, you will slowly begin to rot from the waist down, then the entire lower body will stink and fester, and finally die in pain."
"Ah!" Sun Lijun exclaimed, his face turning pale.
Sun Dong was right. Just a few nights ago, he and some of his buddies drank wine together, and when they got excited, he did that kind of thing to a woman at a nightclub. He did kiss her.
He felt very excited about that position at the time, and it is still fresh in his memory.
"But, but, does this have anything to do with peeing?"
"That woman is not clean, but I am clean. Let's put it this way, even your urine is not good, because you are no longer a virgin, but I am still, so if you drink this medicine, you can get rid of the stains that the woman left for you.
Virus." Sun Dong's voice was not loud, but every word was clear and understandable.
"You mean as long as I drink your urine, this disease will be cured?" Sun Lijun never expected that Sun Dong would know all the embarrassing things he did, and he began to admire him in his heart.
"Drink first, then talk about it, boy's urine, this is a medicine guide. After you drink it, I will give you the medicine." Sun Dong remembered that this beast bullied him at the wine table, and decided to deal with him properly.
"Okay, I understand, I'll drink it now. But I want to ask, what will happen if my snake-wrapped disease is not cured?"
"Big man, you're so verbose. Didn't you just say that at the beginning, there was a circle of earthworm-like purple marks on your waist, and then it slowly began to rot and turned into a cauliflower shape. Eventually it spread to your lower body and began to rot. No one but me can save you."
After listening to Sun Dong's words, Sun Lijun's face turned from pale to gray, and sweat flowed down his forehead.
"I know, I know."
He returned to the room in two steps. Regardless of Yue Rongrong, Tian Fangfang and others standing in front of him, he grabbed the bottle of yellow urine, opened the lid, and drank it.
Yue Rongrong stood aside, feeling her stomach twitching and almost vomiting. Tian Fangfang hurriedly turned her face to the other side. Xiaodie simply went out, this was too disgusting.
"Doctor Sun, what should we do next?" Sun Lijun drank all the urine in the bottle and looked at Sun Dong eagerly.
"Don't worry, you won't die as long as I'm here. I'll grab some medicine for you, fry it, and eat it. It will slowly subside after a week." Sun Dong walked to the small clinic, grabbed a few medicines, wrapped them, and handed them over.
In his hands.
"This, does this really work?" Sun Lijun burped, with a special smell.
"Of course it works."
"Thank you very much. How much is it?" Sun Lijun took the black belt from Yue Rongrong's hand. There was one hundred thousand yuan in it.
"One hundred yuan for Chinese medicine and 10,000 yuan for medicinal introduction."
"Well, here is one hundred thousand yuan. I'll give it to you as an apology." Sun Lijun stuffed the black bag into Sun Dong's hand.
Sun Dong opened it, looked at it, and said with a smile, "What's in the past is in the past. Remember, no matter what kind of mess you get, you must be a good person and don't show your teeth every day." After that, he took out ten thousand and one yuan from it and put it in.
Return the black bag to Sun Lijun.
"This is all for you." Sun Lijun said sheepishly.
"I told you, the Chinese medicine is 100 yuan and the medicine introduction is 10,000 yuan. Okay, let's go home."
Tian Fangfang and Xiaodie on the side blushed and their hearts beat again. This guy's urine is really expensive.
Yue Rongrong pulled Sun Dong aside and said, "Old classmate, can his disease be cured?"
"It can be cured. Didn't I tell you? As long as you take my medicine, you will be fine in a week. Don't worry, they are all old classmates. I will not leave you alone. Okay, you can go back.
."
Sun Lijun and Yue Rongrong looked at each other and then left with shame on their faces.
"Brother Dong, is your urine really a medicine primer?" Seeing Sun Lijun and Yue Rongrong leaving, Xiaodie came over with a smile and asked in a low voice.
"Of course not. When did you hear that drinking urine can cure diseases?"
"Then you still let him drink it? And half a bottle costs 10,000 yuan."
"Bad people must be punished. Who let him bully me?" Sun Dong had an evil smile on his face.
"Sister Xiaodie, it's getting late, you should go home and sleep." Tian Fangfang touched Xiaodie with her hand and said.
"I'm not leaving. I want to stay with Brother Sun Dong tonight." Xiaodie said with a pout.
"You are still young, so you can't stay with your brother Sun Dong all the time, right?" Tian Fangfang put her arm around Xiaodie's shoulders and whispered.
"Sister Fangfang, what do you mean? Do you want to drive me away and spend time with Brother Dong tonight?" Xiaodie is no longer young, and she knows better than anyone else the things between men and women. "Ah.
, you, you want me to drink urine?" Sun Lijun's expression suddenly changed.
Sun Dong smiled calmly, "Whatever, you can drink if you want to drink, if you don't want to drink, don't drink."
Tian Fangfang and Xiaodie on the other side were confused. They didn't know what kind of disease this man had, but they couldn't let him drink urine no matter what.
Tian Fangfang stood there, holding her hands on her chest, wanting to laugh but being embarrassed, Xiaodie covered her mouth and snickered.
"Old classmate, we are indeed sorry for you, and we sincerely apologize to you, but no matter what, you can't let him drink urine." Yue Rongrong walked to Sun Dong with a blushing face and said with a puzzled face.
.
"Do you want him dead or alive?"
"Of course I want him to live."
"If you want him to live, just let him drink this urine." Sun Dong looked very calm, showing no emotion or sorrow.
"What disease does my husband have? Why does he have to drink urine?" Yue Rongrong said that she is a college student, and she has been abroad and has a wide range of knowledge. No matter what disease her husband has, he can't drink urine no matter what.
.
"I won't tell you anymore, buddy, come here and I'll tell you a few words." Sun Dong raised his fingers to Sun Lijun.
Although Sun Lijun was a little reluctant, he followed Sun Dong to the yard.
"Dr. Sun, it was my fault that day. I am really here to apologize to you. If you are really capable, help me cure my disease. If you can't cure it, don't play tricks on me, okay?" Sun Lijun looked helpless.
Looking at Sun Dong, he knew that he was sick, but all the major hospitals could not find it out. There was really no other way, so he came to ask Sun Dong for help.
"You know what you are doing. In the past ten days, you must have kissed something unclean, such as a certain part of a woman's body. You are infected with snake entanglement and the disease has already occurred. If you get infected within a week,
Without effective treatment, you will slowly begin to rot from the waist down, then the entire lower body will stink and fester, and finally die in pain."
"Ah!" Sun Lijun exclaimed, his face turning pale.
Sun Dong was right. Just a few nights ago, he and some of his buddies drank wine together, and when they got excited, he did that kind of thing to a woman at a nightclub. He did kiss her.
He felt very excited about that position at the time, and it is still fresh in his memory.
"But, but, does this have anything to do with peeing?"
"That woman is not clean, but I am clean. Let's put it this way, even your urine is not good, because you are no longer a virgin, but I am still, so if you drink this medicine, you can get rid of the stains that the woman left for you.
Virus." Sun Dong's voice was not loud, but every word was clear and understandable.
"You mean as long as I drink your urine, this disease will be cured?" Sun Lijun never expected that Sun Dong would know all the embarrassing things he did, and he began to admire him in his heart.
"Drink first, then talk about it, boy's urine, this is a medicine guide. After you drink it, I will give you the medicine." Sun Dong remembered that this beast bullied him at the wine table, and decided to deal with him properly.
"Okay, I understand, I'll drink it now. But I want to ask, what will happen if my snake-wrapped disease is not cured?"
"Big man, you're so verbose. Didn't you just say that at the beginning, there was a circle of earthworm-like purple marks on your waist, and then it slowly began to rot and turned into a cauliflower shape. Eventually it spread to your lower body and began to rot. No one but me can save you."
After listening to Sun Dong's words, Sun Lijun's face turned from pale to gray, and sweat flowed down his forehead.
"I know, I know."
He returned to the room in two steps. Regardless of Yue Rongrong, Tian Fangfang and others standing in front of him, he grabbed the bottle of yellow urine, opened the lid, and drank it.
Yue Rongrong stood aside, feeling her stomach twitching and almost vomiting. Tian Fangfang hurriedly turned her face to the other side. Xiaodie simply went out, this was too disgusting.
"Doctor Sun, what should we do next?" Sun Lijun drank all the urine in the bottle and looked at Sun Dong eagerly.
"Don't worry, you won't die as long as I'm here. I'll grab some medicine for you, fry it, and eat it. It will slowly subside after a week." Sun Dong walked to the small clinic, grabbed a few medicines, wrapped them, and handed them over.
In his hands.
"This, does this really work?" Sun Lijun burped, with a special smell.
"Of course it works."
"Thank you very much. How much is it?" Sun Lijun took the black belt from Yue Rongrong's hand. There was one hundred thousand yuan in it.
"One hundred yuan for Chinese medicine and 10,000 yuan for medicinal introduction."
"Well, here is one hundred thousand yuan. I'll give it to you as an apology." Sun Lijun stuffed the black bag into Sun Dong's hand.
Sun Dong opened it, looked at it, and said with a smile, "What's in the past is in the past. Remember, no matter what kind of mess you get, you must be a good person and don't show your teeth every day." After that, he took out ten thousand and one yuan from it and put it in.
Return the black bag to Sun Lijun.
"This is all for you." Sun Lijun said sheepishly.
"I told you, the Chinese medicine is 100 yuan and the medicine introduction is 10,000 yuan. Okay, let's go home."
Tian Fangfang and Xiaodie on the side blushed and their hearts beat again. This guy's urine is really expensive.
Yue Rongrong pulled Sun Dong aside and said, "Old classmate, can his disease be cured?"
"It can be cured. Didn't I tell you? As long as you take my medicine, you will be fine in a week. Don't worry, they are all old classmates. I will not leave you alone. Okay, you can go back.
."
Sun Lijun and Yue Rongrong looked at each other and then left with shame on their faces.
"Brother Dong, is your urine really a medicine primer?" Seeing Sun Lijun and Yue Rongrong leaving, Xiaodie came over with a smile and asked in a low voice.
"Of course not. When did you hear that drinking urine can cure diseases?"
"Then you still let him drink it? And half a bottle costs 10,000 yuan."
"Bad people must be punished. Who let him bully me?" Sun Dong had an evil smile on his face.
"Sister Xiaodie, it's getting late, you should go home and sleep." Tian Fangfang touched Xiaodie with her hand and said.
"I'm not leaving. I want to stay with Brother Sun Dong tonight." Xiaodie said with a pout.
"You are still young, so you can't stay with your brother Sun Dong all the time, right?" Tian Fangfang put her arm around Xiaodie's shoulders and whispered.
"Sister Fangfang, what do you mean? Do you want to drive me away and spend time with Brother Dong tonight?" Xiaodie is no longer young, and she knows better than anyone else the things between men and women.