Chapter 106: The Daily Life of Apprentice Crazy Devil
Chapter 106 The daily life of a mad apprentice
Author: Xiaobaibai's
Chapter 106 The daily life of a mad apprentice
Lin Ke wanted to speak now, but after thinking about it, he still didn't say anything to Li Chungang.
Instead, he cupped his hands toward the sky and said, "Everyone, listen to Ke Yiyan."
Suddenly, the big guys who were arguing in the sky focused their thoughts on the field again.
After all, the real owner is still there!
"Master Minister, thank you very much for what happened today." Lin Ke first bowed his hands to the Minister of Mengxue: "If you hadn't started the conversation, I wouldn't have known how to express what was in my heart."
If the Minister of Mengxue hadn't been wavering there, Lin Ke might not even have thought about the word "family harshness".
"It doesn't matter." The face of the Minister of Mengxue was as ugly as if he was constipated and eating shit at the same time, but he still bowed politely in return: "Master Lin Ke's preface to encourage students to study has really impressed us. After seeing this kind words, I feel the same in my heart.
Extremely happy.”
Hearing this, Lin Ke immediately took the opportunity to rub his nose in the face: "Since the Minister of Education also approves my chapter on encouraging students to learn, then I feel relieved. In the future, we will have more contacts and get closer to each other. I still have many tips and tricks that I can share with the Minister of Education.
Adult communication.”
"No need." The Minister of Mengxue was about to cry: "I am usually busy with official duties and it is inconvenient to receive you."
"It's okay, it's okay." Lin Ke waved his hand: "I can go to your home and have a long chat."
If I had a long talk with you, I wouldn't know when your father would kill me... The assistant minister of the Mengxue Division cried and cupped his hands: "Master Lin Ke, you'd better come to the Mengxue Division. There are many female relatives at home, so it's not convenient."
In order to prevent Lin Ke from continuing, the Minister of Mengxue Department spoke again: "Mr. Lin Ke, colleagues, classmates, and fellow villagers, our Mengxue Department is really busy with official business, so let's say goodbye to this matter!"
After saying that, the Minister of Meng Xuesi bowed his hands to the surroundings, then immediately turned around and galloped away.
"Sir, please take your time. Come to Chaoyang Street often when you have time!"
"Your Excellency, please don't forget to publish my "Preface to the Mengxue Department of the Gift Department" for the world!"
"By the way, if it's convenient, add an introduction by the author!"
"Let's just say, I also drew "Pokémon" and "Doraemon", and wrote "Fight Through the Sky"!"
"Also, remember to tell me that my milk tea shop will open a branch soon. You are welcome to try it!"
Lin Ke shouted in the direction where the Minister of Meng Xuesi was walking.
There is no other way, just print it all over the world!
Moreover, it is the official publication of the imperial court. Isn’t it a hundred times better than the publication of Tianxia by some miscellaneous family?
After the call was over, Lin Ke smacked his lips, feeling that there were still many details that he had not yet discussed with the Minister of Mengxue.
Moreover, he should also lay more ground for Lin Shangshu and try to recruit the Minister of Mengxue.
What a pity, what a pity.
"What are you doing, kid?" came Butcher Zhang's surprised voice.
Lin Ke suddenly came back to his senses.
He saw everyone around him looking at him strangely.
Lin Ke immediately smiled and said seriously: "This move is only to promote the holy way in my heart. If what happened today spreads throughout the world, how much boring and painful education will the scholars in the world have in the future?"
As he spoke, he raised his hands to the sky again: "Everyone, I, Lin Ke, am obsessed with the holy way. Since my birth, I have never taken the initiative to go to Goulan to listen to music, let alone go to a brothel or a tile kiln for pleasure, just because I have not reached the holy realm before.
, I don’t want to fall into the path of loving children, I hope all teachers will understand.”
Hearing this, the surrounding people who were watching all felt in awe, and the impression they had just now of the hawking of Meng Xuesi's minister suddenly disappeared.
The same goes for the response from the big guys in the sky.
"Being so obsessed with the holy way, you are truly worthy of being a proud man of heaven."
"It's a pity that he is from a lowly position. Otherwise, wouldn't that old thief Lin Xuanji love him so much?"
"Well, the most pity is my daughter. Not only is she young and beautiful, but she also has thick butt and thighs and is very fertile."
"You, an old man, are you raising a daughter or a pig?"
"But since there's nothing to do at the moment, how about we just disperse?"
"That's right...no, Meng Xueshi is still there! And his little daughter!"
"He is an old thief who is more than two hundred years old, yet he still takes concubines and gives birth to daughters. He is really not a wife... By the way, do you know where he bought his tree spirit sap?"
"That's not fair! Tree spirit sap has always been priceless and hard to find."
The topics discussed by the big bosses in the sky are getting more and more crooked, but most of them are just chatting.
Lin Ke also looked at the current head of the Meng Sheng family, Meng Xueshi, who was standing in mid-air not far away, and his daughter, who was more than two hundred years apart.
"Senior Meng, you are polite." Lin Ke bowed, and then said: "The boy has just made a vow, but he really has no intention of getting married..."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. You just said something, which is almost like a fart. No one cares." Meng Xueshi smiled and shook his head: "As long as you don't swear an oath of the holy way, it's okay."
Oath of the Holy Path?
Lin Ke is not stupid.
What if there is a pure and lovely little loli, a royal sister, a saint, a fairy, a witch, etc. in the future?
I don't swear by the holy way!
So Lin Ke changed his voice and said with a smile: "...Although I cannot become Senior Meng's son-in-law, I can become Senior Meng's apprentice!"
As soon as these words came out, the wind became quiet.
The onlookers were confused.
Shopkeeper Tong, Bai Zhantang, Matchmaker, Bingbing and others who were watching the show at Tongfu Restaurant were also confused.
Butcher Zhang was stunned.
Li Chungang was not stunned, he only felt that his heart was broken.
It's not Wen Xin, it's my love for and teaching of my disciples.
"You...I...what did you say?" Meng Xueshi stuttered, pointing at Lin Ke and was speechless for a moment.
The girl next to him, who had always had a calm face, now looked at Lin Ke with her eyes wide open, and raised her white and delicate hands to cover her mouth.
So shameless!
So... so exciting!
Lin Ke didn't know what these people were thinking, but even if they knew, he didn't care, and instead raised his hands to the sky:
"I have heard that the sage said: If three people are walking together, they must have my teacher. Ke only feels that every teacher has a shining point that makes me admire and respect me. I just wish I could separate myself from three thousand people, imitate the disciples of Confucius, and follow them.
Dear teachers, listen to the teachings."
"But, as long as the teachers don't despise, mind, or dislike him, Ke Yeding should not take the initiative, refuse, or let him down... Bah, Ke Yeding should take the initiative to become a teacher, not refuse to become a teacher, and be responsible for the teacher's apprenticeship ceremony."
"By the way, today Ke Dang follows the path of the sage Lu Sheng of the miscellaneous family... Anyone who recruits a disciple today can also receive a gift package and a 10% discount coupon. Only 100 copies will be sold, first come first served!"
"The great gift package for accepting a disciple includes a poem from the future disciple, which will definitely bring about a vision!"
"The discount coupon means that in the future, you can get a 10% discount on all the products produced by the disciple... This disciple paid for it out of his own pocket, which is considered a filial piety to the masters!"