At the corner of the window, Lei Yue looked at the little girl pointing towards him, and was suddenly startled, "Huh?"
Immediately, he thought, could this be Lackey's genius daughter?
Amid the strange looks from the female staff and several other customers and residents, the little girl ran straight in front of Lei Yue and said happily:
"Brother, I found you."
"...Xingbao?" Lei Yue asked tentatively.
The little girl nodded repeatedly and winked at him, indicating that others were still watching and not to cause trouble.
"Hey Xingbao, why are you here so late? You should go back to your hometown."
Lei Yue doesn't need to act, just show the reaction that ordinary people would have, "Have you eaten yet? Do you want to order a hamburger for you?"
"No." The little girl moved a chair and sat down next to him, dangling her short legs and playing with the water gun, as if she was very intimate.
Gradually, everyone looked away, and the female employee in the M-shaped hat also returned behind the counter, but she still paid attention from time to time.
"Brother Lei Yue, my mentally retarded father, thank you for your tolerance and taking care of him recently."
Xing Bao then jumped down to the ground again and gave Lei Yue a small bow, "As well as other mentally retarded people, thank you for your tolerance."
"Uh..." Lei Yue shrugged with raised eyebrows, not knowing what to say.
Although there was a time before that he would wear doll clothes all day long and entertain children in playgrounds and shopping malls.
But when he's not wearing doll clothes, he really doesn't interact much with children, almost none.
What child didn't scream and run away when he saw him?
Some children even cry like pigs, which sometimes results in them being looked down upon and blamed by their parents.
Like now, being thanked by a child for taking care of his parents?
Lei Yue scratched his head, it was such a novel experience, "No, they took good care of me."
Speaking of which, no one has much dealings with a child with a high IQ like Xing Bao.
"I believe that for others, it is absolutely impossible for my mentally retarded father to do it. It's okay if I don't cause you any trouble."
Xing Bao's evaluation of Lackey was quite low. Lei Yue saw her glance around with interest while she was talking, and asked: "Where is my sister Lingsha?"
"Ayasha went to help me get something home," he said.
"What's going on?" Xing Bao was suddenly suspicious and immediately grasped the key point: "Why don't you go back by yourself?"
Lei Yue immediately told the situation as if he was talking to an adult, without using any coaxing tone.
"Ah..." Xingbao raised his round face helplessly when he heard it halfway.
When he finished speaking, she even covered her forehead with a look of despair on her face.
"You know, yesterday's news."
Xingbao said helplessly, "There was a man who was riding in a hot air balloon. The hot air balloon fell and he fell to his death. Now everyone is saying: Hot air balloons are really dangerous."
"So?" Lei Yue didn't quite understand the little girl's thinking.
"Those people are idiots."
Xing Bao opened his clear and bright eyes wide and said in an unbelievable tone:
"Now is the safest time to fly up in that wicker basket attached to a giant balloon!
"The probability of a hot-air balloon accident every year is 1/100,000, which means there is only one accident every 100,000 times on average. It's still early."
Lei Yue said, vaguely understanding what she wanted to say, but then he thought,
"Shouldn't hot air balloon accidents be calculated using independent event probabilities?" he asked.
"Yes, I say this to make it easier for you to understand. Doesn't it mean that you are a failed art student?"
Xing Bao was a little surprised, "You also know mathematics... I thought you were like my idiot father, who also does art. Well, I underestimated you this time, and I won't do it next time."
"So, if you are talking to Lackey..." Lei Yue didn't mind, "What do you mean?"
"Choose a safe time period when taking risks, and be prudent when taking risks!" Xing Bao said louder.
The more she spoke, the more helpless she became, shaking her round face:
"Instead of like now, Sister Ayasha got on a hot air balloon that had been safe for the 99,999th time without any accidents!
"Do you know how many ghost doors she has passed through these days, and how many police officers she has walked around in? Nothing happened again and again, she is so safe.
"But this time, something may happen."
Xing Bao frowned and slapped his forehead repeatedly, "I'm not making a prediction, this is pure mathematics. Only mathematics is the most reliable in this universe."
Lei Yue's heart tightened and he became worried about Lingsha.
This was his first time being taught a lesson by a five-year-old child, but why did he feel that what this little guy said made sense...
This time he really... pushed Ayasha into the hot air balloon with his own hands.
However, perhaps because he wanted to alleviate the worries in his heart and want to take a chance, Lei Yue asked:
"Mathematics is reliable, but in the current situation, are you committing some kind of... anti-clustering illusion? It is obviously a random event, but you feel that Ayasha has not had an accident so many times, and something will happen next time."
Xing Bao looked at him and sighed, "If you had seen how many border patrols and police were active now, you wouldn't think so. The variables in the pool are different.
"Anyway, hurry up and pack up. We are going back to the bar in our hometown, and we are ready to run away at any time!"
The little girl made up her mind and urged him:
"If Sister Ayasa can come back, just ask the manager here to tell her that we will go back to our hometown. Even if the manager doesn't tell her, she will go to her hometown without seeing us."
"Is my mentally retarded father in my hometown?" Xing Bao suddenly asked again.
"No..." Lei Yue said.
"That's okay. When that mentally retarded person is around, the screw-up rate will increase by five times." Xing Bao walked quickly to the counter to explain to the employees and manager here.
Lei Yue also hurriedly took action, taking away his own backpack and the backpack that Ayasha didn't take away, and swept the ketchup into the backpack.
Then, he and Xing Bao hurried out of Mak Kee and headed back towards his hometown bar under the night.
"But there's one thing. I think it's not stable for a child like you to run around late at night."
Lei Yue couldn't help but complain, in order to relieve the tension, worry and a little guilt he felt for Lingsha.
"Wrong." Xingbao said, walking as fast as Sister Hua.
"Isn't that right?"
"What do you think is in my water gun, bubble water?" Xing Bao raised the big water gun in his hand and shook it, "Don't mess with me."
Lei Yue immediately understood that it was probably filled with something like super spicy anti-wolf pepper water...
He looked at the silent crow on his shoulder and said silently:
"Friends, this new kid we met has an IQ really higher than our height. But is she really Lackey's biological child?"
There was constant traffic on the road, and the car lights were shining brightly, but the night was getting darker, and it seemed like rain was about to fall.
Two figures, one tall and one short, walked faster and faster on the neon street, and finally started running.
I recommend "Secretly Raising a Little Golden Crow" by Yu Juju. It is a joyful and heartwarming urban beast-control novel. The writing is full of wit and wit, and the rhythm is always online. It is very interesting~