The moment I saw these two people, I understood why the five-shot burst of ‘Lao Er’ was stuck.
After laughing without embarrassment, I put away the withdrawn bank card and said to them both:
"You don't have to be so polite. To be honest, if I knew you were causing trouble here, I wouldn't come here even if I were beaten to death.
Let's discuss it again. You don't need to take me with you every time.
Why don't you add me on WeChat later and let me know in advance which city you're going to do something in next time? I'll never go there in my life."
The short He Yunshang smiled at me and said:
"No one thought of involving you, but sometimes things are so mysterious.
To put it more loftily, what involves you is fate."
"Then my mission is over, and everyone will go their separate ways from now on.
When you two walk on the street, don't act like you don't know me, and don't say hello to me."
I really didn’t want to be involved with a god like He Yunshang, so after a few words, I planned to leave.
But before I could make any move, the tall man suddenly stood in front of me and said:
"Don't be in a hurry if you want to leave. Let's listen to what Mr. Yun Shang has to say first. It may be of some benefit to you."
"Don't scare him."
He Yunshang smiled at me, and then continued:
"We both sincerely thank you.
If you hadn't revealed He Nanxing's plan, both of us would have been exposed.
Don’t understand yet?”
He Yunshang saw my confused look. After hesitating for a moment, he continued:
"Today is heaven's return gift to the last time the Tianhe River flooded the sky.
There is a treasure stored in the inward treasury of this bank, and it was the heaven that spread the news through a third party.
Just to attract us, he even asked Beiluo Shenwu Heavenly Official - He Nanxing to come down to earth to get it."
Hearing this, I said something more and said to this immortal who could not return to heaven:
"I'll interject.
That stone block looks familiar to me, it's still the fragment from the forbidden door, right?
But in the end I guessed that the stones were most likely hidden somewhere in the inner library.
I, a mortal, can figure out things that you gods can't think of?"
"Thought of it"
He Yunshang smiled bitterly and continued:
"Then do you know that all the items in the Introverted Library, including the Introverted Library itself, have been replaced.
The introverted library you just saw was one that I replaced with the introverted library from another city.
All the items inside are exchanged one-to-one.
You must look here, just to know where that item is.
He Nanxing will head straight for that thing. When the time comes, our people will be able to find it as long as they look for it in the same location.
Do you understand now?"
I said with a puzzled look:
"Isn't it even more chaotic now?
Everything is fake, so where did the rocks that Zhuge Zhengqi found pop out from?"
When I said this, I suddenly understood and said to He Yunshang:
"There are no rocks at all, they are just here for you.
Use this thing that doesn't exist at all to attract you here.
In order to perform well in the drama, He Nanxing actually made a piece of stone.
But in this case, don’t you also understand how the magic changed?
Then why do you come back to thank me?"
He Yunshang smiled and said:
"Thank you for scaring He Nanxing away.
Don't be too polite, just tell me, as long as the gods can do it, just tell me one thing."
"Forget it, they are all friends of friends, so why bother opening your mouth?"
After I said a polite word, I immediately changed the subject and continued:
"Of course, if you must thank me, that's not impossible."
I took out the bank card that I had spent most of the day applying for, and said to the short god:
"Don't be too troublesome. Too many magicians will damage your kidneys."
Just add three or four zeros to the balance on this small card.
Don’t add too much. You can only add five zeros at most. If you add too much, I’m afraid I’ll be proud.”
After taking a look at the bank card in my hand, He Yunshang gave a helpless smile and said:
"Why is it different from what I thought?"
Gao Tianci, who was blocking my way, sighed and couldn't help but said to me:
"No matter how much money you have, you will eventually run out of money. You have to find ways to spend it."
I glanced at them both, and then said to the tall one:
"I know what you mean, as the old saying goes - it is better to give a man a fish than to give him a donkey.
It’s not a donkey. That ancient man made this up. Are you talking about tongue twisters like this? What are you doing?"
Before I could finish speaking, He Yunshang suddenly reached out and inserted his palm into my chest.
By the time I reacted, the entire palm of my hand was already in my chest.
But I didn't feel any pain, let alone being injured, not even a drop of blood came out.
I just felt something was inside my chest, and it was stirring inside.
I misunderstood what He Yunshang meant, and immediately started yelling at him and Gao Tianci:
"Eh? What are you doing?
Didn’t you say you wanted to thank me? Why did you have to take out my parts again!
Do you gods also do such immoral things?
I bought my parts and bought you paper to burn.
Let's discuss something and don't take everything away.
Pair of kidneys, leave one for me.
Gan'er will give you one-third - let me just say that if you don't have a windfall, you will have to see a doctor as soon as you get five million.
How about I give you these five million and let me go?
I still have an ex-wife at home, and I can’t let her see my jokes.”
"Hahaha"
He Yunshang couldn't help laughing, and then he pulled his hand back from my chest.
He patted my head gently and said:
"What are you thinking about? Why do gods want your parts?
Feel for yourself that there is something extra in your body.
Even though it’s just a little bit, you can still feel it.”
"What did you give me?"
After being stunned for a moment, I stretched out my hand and groped around on my body.
While touching, he said to the smiling He Yunshang:
"What can you touch if you touch it like this?
One heart is enough, no one has too many livers
That's the waist, Lao Gao, is this the way to make money you just mentioned?
If you have no money, go to the hospital to stretch your waist - magic!
There is magic in my body."
When I was talking about the last part, I suddenly felt a very faint breath of fairy magic in my body.
At that moment, I stared at He Yunshang and Gao Tianci with eyes wide open, looking at He Yunshang and Gao Tianci in disbelief, and murmured:
“Can I give this as a gift?
No, no, in that case, wouldn’t all the gods in the sky know about it?
Mortals have immortal magic, so they won't doubt it."