I raised my arm and smelled it, and there was a slight smell of sweat.
This dog's nose is too sharp
I pushed a plate of ribs in front of it and said:
"You're talking like I haven't had a shower in a year and a half.
After spending a whole day in the bank, I was so frightened and frightened that I couldn't break a sweat.
Having said that, you two have been shopping at the dog market for a day, and you don’t know how to look for me?
You don’t know, when those three people rushed into the bank with guns drawn, I thought you two would rush in right away.
As a result, I saw you two playing with the dogs across the street."
"This is not important"
Roaring Sky Dog's face turned red and he no longer bothered about the smell of me.
It changed the topic and said:
"He Nanxing is in trouble this time. Last time our old man Yang Zai was in Pantianhe, he made a lot of sarcastic remarks."
As he spoke, Howling Sky Dog imitated He Nanxing and said in a sharp voice:
True Lord, I'm not saying that your abilities are incompetent, it's just that you can't put all the blame on a mortal.
You said that ordinary man's mouth is open? Just make up a lie and your plan will be revealed?
We are gods, not three-year-old children.
If I have a chance, I'll ask him to say a few words to see if he's really enlightened."
Having said this, Howling Sky Dog burst into laughter, and tears of laughter flowed out.
Qiu Beidou gave it a glass of water and said:
"Okay, they are all beaten down to earth, do you still have time to laugh at others?
It tastes good this time, don’t lick it and drink it.”
"No, I'm so happy about it."
Xiaotian Dog took the water cup and brought it to his mouth awkwardly. After taking a sip, he continued:
"The idea this time was the old boy's own. Well, he didn't even get a damn thing, so he went back in despair.
Look at the above, the old boy still has the nerve to laugh at our old Yang.
For this, I have to drink something today.
The boy named Shen, you didn’t pay any attention to the price, so come over and pour the wine.
This is a place full of wine and meat, if a few more little females come here."
"Howling Sky Dog, shut up!"
Fatty Qiu kicked Xiaotian Dog, and then he continued:
"Do you still think it's the time when you were doing mischief in Heaven, relying on the power of your three eyes?
You have been demoted to the mortal world. If something happens again, your three eyes will not be able to save you.
If I punish you again, you will never have the chance to return to heaven.
Be careful if you are reincarnated and become a dirty wild cat."
Seeing that Xiaotian Dog's face turned pale with fear, I went over and poured a cup of Erguotou for it and Fatty Qiu respectively, and said:
"Don't say that.
I'd like to toast these two old gods. In any case, you two can be regarded as saving my life.
If I were a step too late, I might have been strangled to death by that brainless bastard.
Even if I can escape, there are two women over there, so I probably won’t be able to escape them either.
No, I have to toast you two again.
The life-saving grace is all in the wine - I say this wine cannot be licked and drank, or choked."
Watching the Roaring Sky Dog finish the second glass of wine by drinking and licking it, I poured the third glass of wine and said:
"I don't know what kind of virtue I accumulated in my previous life, and I am lucky enough to have dinner with gods at the same table in this life.
This glass of wine only represents me in my previous life, and I would like to toast these two old gods.
By the way, I would like to wish you both a return to heaven in advance. If I encounter any difficulties in the mortal world, you two will be embarrassed to just watch and ignore them.
My son was bullied by a bad boy in kindergarten. Can't you two lead the heavenly soldiers and generals to vent your nephew's anger?
That fourth glass of wine, I only represent my unborn son, your two eldest nephews - a toast to the two old gods."
These are all skills I learned while working in sales in the past few years, let alone these two immortals who were kept on the job for inspection.
Even if the Jade Emperor comes down, I can still toast thirty-six different cups.
Qiu Beidou had nothing to do. He had been down to earth many times and had seen such drinking games.
In addition, he also had Tao and skills, and he was immediately melted away after drinking.
However, Howling Sky Dog is not that good. It doesn't have Qiu Beidou's evil intentions and is a sincere dog.
After drinking a bottle of Erguotou, Xiaotian Dog's eyes became blurred.
Its tongue also stuck out, its face was red and it kept breathing heavily.
Seeing that it was almost done, I asked the restaurant owner to order a bowl of vinegar, pepper and fresh fish soup to sober up the whistling dog.
While waiting for the soup, I put my arms around the neck of the howling dog and said to it:
"Don't think about those unpleasant things, don't we still have True Lord Erlang to protect us?
Erlang Shen was blocking the scene in front of him, so He Nanxing couldn't see it.
But then again, what happened in the bank today was all done by He?
How do you know?"
"Don't hug me, he's too hot."
The red-faced Xiaotian Dog pushed me away, looked at me drunkenly, and continued:
"How do I know? Aren't you talking nonsense?
I was present when He designated this plan.
Do you really think I am a dog in heaven?
Then it also depends on whose dog it is.
If our old Yang doesn't nod his head at such a big matter, how can someone named He get through it?
Do you really think he is the only god who descended to earth tonight?
Four of them!
He Nanxing is the heavenly official of Shenwu in the north, and there are three heavenly officials in the east, west and south.
It's just that they are all hiding in the dark. As soon as the rebel god shows up, the four heavenly officials will take action together.
No matter life or death, it is a great achievement. When the time comes, the four of them will be able to walk sideways in the heaven.
It's a pity that it was ruined by your mouth.
Didn’t our Lao Yang get ruined by your mouth last time?
After returning home, he felt awkward no matter how he thought about it.
You said you saw through it and said it deliberately to scare away those rebels?
That's a real compliment to you. To put it bluntly, you don't deserve it.
But it doesn't make sense to say that you are just free and messing up the situation with your nonsense.
Just a few nonsense words can ruin the great event of the gods. Who do you think you are? The Jade Emperor, the Great Emperor?
Bah! You deserve it too.
Our old Yang can't figure it out no matter how hard he thinks about it. Why don't you send me down to earth to watch you?
Do you really think that I, Howling Sky Dog, was demoted to earth?
Who dares to offend our Lao Yang?
Did I bite the Emperor of Heaven, or peeked at the Queen Mother taking a bath?
It’s not that big of a sin.”
When Xiaotian Dog uttered the truth after drinking, Fatty Qiu sat aside and listened with a smile.
It seemed that he had already understood what was going on, but he just didn't say anything about it.
I broke into a cold sweat when I heard it, and the little wine I drank instantly turned into cold sweat and flowed out.
Just when I was about to continue asking,
The private room door opened, and the restaurant owner came in with freshly cooked fish soup.
After placing the fish soup on the table, the boss said apologetically:
"Sir, I'm really sorry.
It's too late. My mother-in-law is remarrying tomorrow and I have to go there early to get busy.
How about not eating for a while and you guys can leave?"