Chapter 105 Fortune Telling (Brothers and sisters, do you have any recommendation tickets or monthly tickets?)
Author: Er Dong Shui Shou
Chapter 105 Fortune Telling (Brothers and sisters, do you have any recommendation tickets or monthly tickets?)
"appearance?"
Fatty Qiu narrowed his eyes, glanced at me, and continued:
"Didn't you ask me about this? Little monkey, you are hiding something from me."
I've kept a lot of things from you
Naturally, I didn’t dare to tell this outdated god what I was thinking, so I pretended to be wronged and said:
"Senior brother, if you speak like this, it hurts my heart a little bit.
You said, if it weren't for you, would I be a wife with a child on the hot bed now?
If it weren't for you, would my poor son have been beaten? He can be beaten now.
If it hadn't been for you, maybe our second child would have been born, and we would have both children by then, but now we wouldn't even have one.
I'm sorry for my parents. They bought all the clothes for their children. I disappeared for three years. They thought I was dead.
I feel sorry for our ancestors. I have a single line of inheritance for nine generations. When it comes to my line, it is broken."
When I said this, I tried hard to squeeze out a few tears.
Sometimes, I admire my mouth. It was because of my mouth that I was chosen by my boss to work in sales.
Sure enough, even gods can't resist my mouth. Qiu Beidou awkwardly patted my shoulder and said:
"Why are you talking about this?
Besides, didn’t you learn about a blessing in disguise when you were in school?
Never heard of good fortune and misfortune?
Although you seem to be separated from your wife and children now, maybe it won't be long before you, little monkey cub, start to shake.
If you meet an immortal, you will become an immortal and attain enlightenment.
When the time comes, when I return to heaven and become the deputy commander-in-chief of the Fengtian Shenwu Army, I can give you a hand and give you a heavenly general no matter what.
When I get the chance again, just with your good words, maybe the immortal position will still be above mine in the end.
When the banquet is held in heaven, you will have to eat at the same table with the Emperor and Queen of Heaven."
I wiped away my tears and said with a smile:
"Then I dare not even think about it. One day, it would be good to be a heavenly soldier under your command, senior brother."
Seeing me smiling, Qiu Beidou also smiled, but his appearance changed immediately.
He stared at me with a half-smile and said:
"Now let's continue the conversation. Why are you asking about Guangwu Heze's appearance?
I told you about his appearance before, why do you think of him again today?
It has to be because of something, right?
That time in the hospital, you told me that my eyes were blurred with tears and I couldn't see the face of the man in the blue shirt clearly."
Two sentences confused me.
This damn fat guy is acting unreasonably
I had a bad experience just now. As soon as that trick is disconnected, it cannot be continued.
After being stunned for a moment, I went through all the tricks I could think of in my mind, then sighed and said to Qiu Beidou:
"Brother, let me tell you the truth.
After seeing the man in blue shirt outside the hospital morgue last time,
I don’t know if I was confused by his spell,
I had this dream almost every night, dreaming about the scene at the door of the morgue that day.
But in the dream, the appearance of the man in blue shirt became more and more clear.
But the appearance is not that of the same person.
At first, it was you, senior brother, and then suddenly it turned into me. Last night, the howling dog appeared, and the man in blue shirt looked like him again.
I dream about him almost every day. Senior brother, if you were me, would you panic?
Do you need to find someone knowledgeable to ask?"
It was just a few random words at first, but Qiu Beidou didn't expect that Qiu Beidou would take it seriously.
He was silent for a moment, then found a pen and paper in the room and said to me:
"What is your birthday and horoscope?
Say it again, let me do the math for you."
Seeing Fatty Qiu suddenly becoming serious, I felt a little guilty and said to him:
"It doesn't have to be so troublesome, right?
It was just a dream, so I asked a few more questions."
This time, Fatty Qiu didn't even say a word. He handed me the pen and paper directly, indicating that I would write the birth date and horoscopes myself.
Why did you put yourself in this?
I don't have the guts to write a fake horoscope. You can't hide this thing. If it's really found out that I had some relationship with Guangwu Heze in my previous life.
Seeing Qiu Beidou's face darken, I wanted to give myself a slap in the face.
At this time I can only comfort myself:
It's okay. Heaven has already investigated my past and present lives. Fatty Qiu shouldn't be able to find anything.
At that moment, I scrupulously wrote my birth date on the paper, and then handed the pen and paper back to Fatty Qiu.
After seeing my birth date, Qiu Beidou's face became a little better.
Then he still pinched his fingers and told me my fortune.
Fatty Qiu was calculating and writing down information that I couldn't understand on paper with a pen.
After almost five minutes, Fatty Qiu took a deep breath, looked at me and said:
"The little monkey scared me. I thought Guangwu Heze was really reincarnated and became you in this life.
There is nothing big wrong with you except that you are a little bit obsessed with me.
It is your destiny to die at the age of eighty-six, have two children, and have a great fortune. Be satisfied.
Remember, drink more hot water.”
I also wiped the cold sweat. It seemed that the man in blue shirt who looked very similar to me had mistaken him.
At this time, Qiu Beidou continued:
"But you don't have the fate of being an immortal. You have met many immortals, and no one can help you become an immortal.
When I return to heaven and resume my duties, little monkey boy, your life will be over.
Okay, I can live to be eighty-six years old, have two children and make a fortune, that’s enough.
If we are destined, we will meet in the next life."
"No matter how rich I am, it's better to be by your side, senior brother."
I sighed pretentiously, then looked at the dog that was sleeping like a dead dog, and continued to say to Fatty Qiu:
"Then it should be relieved. Waiting for Howling Sky Dog to wake up, please have a word with it.
Even if you still want to stay with me, it's not impossible. Don't go to my bed at night. There is a man-like dog lying under your feet at this late night. Who wouldn't be frightened to see it?"
After knowing that I was not suspected, Qiu Beidou was relieved. He smiled and said:
"Then you talk to Three Eyes.
Their old man, Yang, is suspicious by nature. Do you think he hasn't checked your horoscope?
Even though I know you have nothing to do, I still want to keep this dog by your side.
Forget it, I've talked too much about heaven, and it's not good for you to know.
Go to sleep and go back early tomorrow.
You don’t know what troubled me this day. Howling Sky Dog went crazy as soon as it entered the dog market.
I kept circling around the little bitch. She was fine. It made me so embarrassed that I couldn’t see anyone.
Then he ran after a group of little bitches. I was afraid something would happen, so I followed behind - Huhu."
Halfway through speaking, Fatty Qiu fell on the bed and fell asleep.
I was speechless and looked at the two gods on the two beds. You two share a bed, where should I sleep?
Just when I was debating whether to endure the night on the ground, I saw a small pink card stuffed into the crack of the door.
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