A woman who can stop a car with one hand is probably a fairy. Of course I will not be like a fairy just because of a mouth.
I covered my face, turned back to Qiu Beidou, who was covering his nose, and said:
"Senior brother, I probably got this mouth slap for you.
I won’t say any more unnecessary words,
Anyway, what makes this little girl show her teeth again is disrespect for your status as the deputy commander of the Fengtian Shenwu Army, and it means looking down on the millions of heavenly soldiers and generals under your command.
What does the old saying mean?
When a tiger falls in peace and is bullied by a dog, this mouth is just looking at the face of the dog. At most, I am just a face substitute."
"Little monkey, shut your mouth, your words are too shabby."
The 'sudden braking' just now caused the fat man to hit the front seat, and his nose was red from the impact.
Fatty Qiu rubbed his nose, looked up at the little girl who walked to his car door, and said:
"Among the Immortal Princes, you can be considered one of the most distinguished ones.
What message did Mu Yun send? Tell me."
The little girl looked at Qiu Beidou sideways, and then punched the car window to pieces.
He reached in and checked Jialan's breathing. After making sure that this 'young man' was fine, he spoke:
"Jia Lan leaves it to you.
If he dies unexpectedly in this life, Madam will try her best not to become a god, but to descend to earth to avenge Jia Lan.
At that time, all living creatures within a hundred miles will be buried with him.
Did you hear that?"
When she said this, the little girl bowed slightly, changed her appearance, grinned at Qiu Beidou, and said:
"I just relayed what Madam said.
You cannot be on the same level as me, I am also a subordinate.
Madam personally entrusted me with the task, and I dare not disobey it.
The statue of Madam is solemn, so I can only speak to you calmly.
You still want to return to heaven and continue to be the deputy commander-in-chief of the Fengtian Shenwu Army. You cannot be like a little girl like me."
I heard that this little girl is just like Zhuge Zhengqi, but she is just an immortal prince.
Since you are not a god, you can't bear this tone.
I opened the car door and got out of the car, braved the pouring rain and said to this little girl:
"Sister, my wife asked you to hit me with this mouth?
In front of the gods, please speak clearly.
My ex-wife doesn't dare to lift a finger on me because I'm so big, so why don't you just come over and slap me?
If I hadn't seen that you were still growing just now, I would have beaten you to the point of calling the Women's Federation and calling the police.
Which school are you from? Have you graduated from high school?
How did your teacher educate you?
He didn't learn well at a young age.
Stop saying anything and call your parents quickly.
I couldn't feel anything on my face just now when I was slapped in the mouth. You hit me and paralyzed my face.
I have to go to the hospital to see a doctor. Let me first tell you that my medical insurance has been suspended for three years.
You have to pay for the medical treatment at your own expense, and you can’t even afford a hundred or eighty thousand yuan.”
At first, the little girl ignored me at all, and still talked to Qiu Beidou with a smile.
Later, she may have been annoyed by what I said, so she turned her head sharply, stared at me and said:
"You, an old man, are not as good as a good old woman.
Grinding and chirping.
If it weren’t for Mr. Beidou’s sake, I’d beat you to death.”
When this girl said the words "beat you to death", she said it through gritted teeth.
As soon as these three words were spoken, I suddenly felt a chill on the back of my neck, and my heartbeat stopped for a moment.
Although my heartbeat resumed immediately, the feeling of panic still made me panic.
This girl is not joking. If Qiu Beidou hadn't been there, she might have killed me.
I still knew what was going on. Seeing that Qiu Beidou had no intention of standing up to me, I wiped the rain off my face and prepared to return to the cab.
I was still comforting myself in my heart that I was not as familiar as a girl in a movie.
I didn't expect that I was timid, and this little girl wasn't done yet.
She grabbed my collar, stared at me and said:
"Apologise to me."
"Eh? Sister, you are going too far.
Why? Just because I slap your hand in the face?
We need to be more reasonable, right?
Do I apologize to you now? My dead grandparents could tell me in their dreams that I was a loser.
If you let a big girl bully you, you still have to do it."
"Your car ran over my foot."
I was stunned for a moment and looked down at the little girl's feet. Sure enough, there was a tire mark on the left foot.
"I was wrong"
After hearing my apology, the little girl was speechless.
She walked around to the other side of the car, opened the passenger door, and sat in.
Seeing me standing outside the car, the little girl rolled her eyes helplessly, pointed at the pouring rain outside, and said:
“It’s raining so hard, you want me, a little girl, to walk in the rain?
Why are you so evil-hearted?"
I glanced at Qiu Beidou, hoping that he could say something fair.
Unexpectedly, Fatty Qiu sighed and said to me:
"Let's talk about it when we get back. What time is it?"
"Then I see your face, senior brother."
Anyway, there was finally a step, so I returned to the car, started the car, and said to the woman next to me:
"Sister, you haven't said where you are going yet.
Let me make it clear first, we are going to the Luoshen Temple.
If I take you one kilometer or two kilometers along the way, if not, I'll find a place to shelter from the rain and stop.
You can take a taxi back yourself."
"Why do you talk so secretly?
I'll kill you, bitch."
The little girl looked at me sideways and then continued:
"Wherever Jialan goes, I will follow.
Aren’t there three ugly Taoist priests in Luoshen Temple?
Madam has something else to tell them.
Drive the car more steadily, I'll take a squint.
If the express train jolts me awake, you wait for my aunt to give you something nice to watch."
While talking, the little girl took off her wet coat, twisted it and covered herself.
Then he closed his eyes and actually squinted.
In desperation, I could only continue driving towards Luoshen Temple.
Fortunately, the heavy rain outside stopped soon after, and after driving for nearly two hours, the car finally stopped at the foot of Luoshen Mountain.
I had just parked the car when I saw a figure coming out of the corner.
"Donor, you are finally back.
Just when the howling dog ran back, I knew something was wrong.
As soon as he came back, he entered your house, locked the door, and refused to scream."
This person was none other than the ugly Taoist priest Zhuge Zhengqi. Just when he was halfway through speaking, he saw the woman getting out of the car on the passenger side.
After seeing the woman's appearance clearly, Zhuge Zhengqi looked a little dumbfounded and said to her:
"I should have figured it out, Mrs. Muyun sent you here
However, according to the rules left by the ancestor, the female donor was not allowed to stay overnight in the temple.
Why don't you go to the county and find a guest house to stay first?"
The little girl gave the ugly Taoist priest a look, and after getting out of the car, she said:
"Let your ancestor change the rules,
Be careful, I will go to the Women's Federation to sue you for discriminating against women."