While talking, I stepped on the accelerator and waited for the car to rush out like an arrow from the string.
But the accelerator was pressed to the bottom, the sound of the engine was deafening, and the car remained motionless.
When I turned around, I realized that the woman who just called my name was already standing behind the car.
She actually grabbed the rear of the car with one hand. The four wheels were almost worn out and the car still couldn't move.
Just when I was thinking about whether I should jump out of the car and run away, I never thought that the woman would let go of her hand at this time.
The car sped out without my warning, and before I had time to react, the car had already hit a big tree on the opposite side.
My head hit the steering wheel, and if I hadn't been wearing a seat belt, I would have fallen out of the front window.
I was so shaken by this collision that my head was bleeding, and everything I saw in front of me was a double image.
Just when I was groping and trying to get out of the car, the airbag deployed too late.
With a "Boom!" sound, the airbag hit my head. At that moment, my eyesight went black and I didn't know anything else.
I don’t know how long I was in coma. When I regained my intuition again, I felt like my body was swaying, as if I was on a boat.
But why are the ship's planks so far apart? My posture is wrong, as if someone has put me on a shelf.
I opened my eyes drowsily, and then I realized that I was being put on my shoulders by a woman.
Like a bag of rice, he carried me towards the top of the mountain.
Several other women were around. The third sister walked in front of the woman carrying me and said as she walked:
"After entering Luoshen Temple, you all should wake up a little.
Bu Liuxian is a well-known old fox, so be careful to stay out of his way.
And his ugly apprentice Zhuge Zhengqi is not a fuel-efficient lamp either.
If Princess did something despicable,
I will chop this pretty boy alive!"
While talking, the woman suddenly turned around, a soft whip appeared in her hand like a magic trick, and she hit me across the head and face.
There was a crisp sound of "Pa!" and I couldn't help but scream.
"oops!"
As soon as this sound came out, the woman carrying me immediately understood, and with a sway of her arms, she threw me off her shoulders.
This fall was so hard that I almost couldn't catch my breath. I fell to the ground and said "Ouch" for a long time.
"How dare you pretend to be dead?
You won’t have to pretend for a while, I’ll really kill you.”
While speaking, the third sister flicked her wrist and was hit with another whip.
"Why are you really fighting?"
I held my head and endured the pain, and yelled at several women:
"There is nothing wrong with Gege and me.
It's all my ex-wife's fault. That tiger bitch dares to talk nonsense.
Gege and I can no longer be pure.
You guys, don’t listen to the bad guys’ instigation.”
After listening to my words, several women looked at each other, and finally the third sister spoke:
"It really has nothing to do with you?
Doesn’t Gege have your child in her belly?”
“I swear to the Jade Emperor, there is absolutely no child of mine in Gege’s belly.
If you don’t believe it, let’s find a hospital and take a pregnancy test.”
"Yes, you'll know when you see her later."
After the third sister glanced at me, she continued:
"You're not dead? If you're not dead, just get up and walk by yourself.
Even if that silly girl is still a virgin, your charge of spreading rumors and causing trouble has been proven.
Then I won’t be able to eat any of your good fruits.”
What the third sister said was cruel, but it was all Gege's business.
In total, my most serious crime was making Jia Lan paralyzed on the bed, unable to move.
But these women seemed to have forgotten that Jia Lan was there and never mentioned his affairs.
At that moment, I got up from the ground and limped along with these women towards the Taoist temple.
Fortunately, we were not far from the Taoist Temple at this time, that is, seven or eight minutes later, I followed these women back to Luoshen Temple.
As soon as he entered the mountain gate, he saw Bu Liuxian walking out of the toilet with his pants lifted.
The old guy waved his hands and walked towards the pool.
Suddenly seeing someone coming in, Bu Liuxian was startled for a moment, and then he recognized the identities of these women from their clothes.
"Is she the third princess?
Yesterday, I heard Miss Gege say that her third sister and her other sisters will be visiting my little Taoist temple in the next few days.
I didn't expect it to be so fast. Come in quickly
Let’s go to our main hall to take a rest first. Gege, let’s see who’s coming?
Righteous, gilded, hurry up and make tea, it’s coming.”
While talking, Bu Liuxian had already walked to the third sister's side.
The smell of the old guy made the third sister take two steps back.
It's just that she didn't retreat as fast as the old guy came over.
Bu Liuxian grabbed the third sister's hand and said with a smile:
"I've heard about the third princess for a long time, and I finally met her today.
You are a guest when you come, so don’t be polite and treat Luoshen Temple as your home.”
While Bu Liuxian was still living in vain, the third sister's face was already green.
She felt that the old guy's hands were wet, and she had to endure the foul smell emanating from his body.
"Old fairy, you just went to the bathroom, right?
There’s a faucet in the bathroom—right?”
Bu Liuxian then 'reacted', let go of Third Sister's hand, then put his hands under his nose, smelled it, and said:
"Have I dried it? Does urine smell so strong?"
Before she could finish her sentence, the third sister had already covered her mouth and ran out of the Taoist temple.
Several women following her shouted from behind:
"Third sister, don't cover your mouth with your hands, your hands are stained with the old guy's urine!"
"When you covered your mouth just now, did you stick out your tongue?"
Then, the sound of the third sister vomiting was heard outside the Taoist temple.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, I hurriedly ran behind Bu Liuxian and said:
"Man, I just met these old women at the foot of the mountain. They said they came to slaughter our Taoist temple.
I thought about coming over to report the news, but they still caught me."
Bu Liuxian looked at me with a half-smile and said:
"If they want to slaughter, let them do it.
Old Taoist priest, I have lived enough for a long time. Anyway, someone will die. Whoever dies in his hands will die.
But the donor, you are still young and the money has not been spent yet, so you cannot die too early."
There is something in what the old guy said, and I feel a little guilty when he says it.
At this time, as soon as they entered the courtyard, a rattling voice sounded:
"Is the third sister here?
Third sister, you are finally here
Please let me go home, I can't stay here any longer.
Third sister? Third sister, where are you?
dog.
Third sister, what’s wrong with you? You’re vomiting so much.”
Under the guidance of my eyes, Gege finally found her third sister outside the mountain gate.
At this time, the third sister, who had severe mysophobia, vomited and turned pale.
Seeing Bu Liuxian coming out, she turned around and squirted out again