Is it time to have dinner? Why do I feel like I just closed my eyes?
Looking at the completely dark sky outside the window, I got out of bed unsteadily.
He looked back and looked under the bed. The human-like Howling Dog was still lying there. It had never been normal since Jia Lan had treated it.
After following Zhuge Zhengqi out of the house, looking at the direction he was taking me to the main hall, I said with some confusion:
"Brother, aren't you going to eat? Why are you taking me to the main hall?
Are you entertaining those old ladies tonight? Eating and drinking under Sanqing’s nose?
I’m not telling you that, I can’t even stand a layman.
While you are eating and Sanqing is watching, are you really not afraid that the Queen will tell you about your dreams and scold you on the streets at night?"
Zhuge Zheng didn't even look back, he just said with a smile:
"Isn't this a celebration for Jia Lan spitting out the rabbit bone stuck in her throat?
Donor, after entering the hall, I will write down every word you say."
After listening to the ugly Taoist priest's words, I immediately understood
Why is it now the time to ask Jia Lan?
I'm not ready for anything
Originally, I wanted to spend less money, and after I woke up, I thought about everything I wanted to say in advance, and then wrote it down on paper for Jia Lan to come back.
This guy doesn't talk much. He can probably explain things clearly in a hundred or so words.
But I never thought that this old guy Bu Liuxian would not play his cards according to common sense and would not give me any preparation time.
I had just closed my eyes when he started early.
Didn't we agree that it would be twelve o'clock tonight?
Zhuge Zhengqi saw what I was thinking, and he spoke first:
"Originally, my master thought it would start at twelve o'clock in the evening, but when he found out that Jia Lan had already fallen asleep, he changed his mind temporarily.
Donor, don't even think about changing it back to twelve o'clock.
My master can only use this method once a day. If he really waits until tomorrow night - think about the women of the third princess, you are probably asking about one thing, if she succeeds in advance."
At this point, Zhuge Zhengheng stopped talking and just turned around and smiled at me strangely.
This ugly face paired with such a smile looks indescribably weird.
Just one glance made the hairs on my body stand up.
I couldn't help but said to him:
"Brother, are you really my brother Zhuge Zhengqi?
Or is it the transformation of Mr. Bu Liuxian?
If you were really my buddy, you couldn't do this to me?
Yesterday you asked to borrow 50,000 yuan, but I directly gave you 100,000 yuan.
We are brothers with different fathers and different mothers. You can't turn your elbows inward.
For the sake of our mother, who I have never met, you have to be loyal to me. We are brothers - when I count the number of words in a while, if you forget less than 1,800 words, I will accept your favor."
Zhuge Zhengqi laughed strangely, and when he was about to turn around and say something to me, Bu Liuxian's voice came from the hall:
"Has the little benefactor arrived?
Righteous, bring people in quickly
Let’s start quickly, you two still have to make lunch.”
The ugly Taoist priest couldn't say anything more and led me into the main hall.
Just when I walked into the main hall, I saw a shovel and a pickaxe standing at the door of the main door. Why did they look like the two I threw away in the early morning?
At this time, it was too late to think too much, I followed Zhuge Zhengqi into the main hall.
At this time, there was a table under the Sanqing statue in the main hall. In the middle of the table sat the smiling Bu Liuxian, and sitting opposite was the good-hearted Jia Lan.
At this time, Jia Lan seemed to have spit out the rabbit bones in his mouth, his face was flushed, and he was closing his eyes to rest.
The handsome little Taoist priest, gilded with gold, sat behind him, holding a pen and paper in his hand, which he could tell was for counting words.
Seeing me walking into the hall, Jia Lan opened her eyes, glanced at me silently, and then slowly closed her eyes.
Okay, I just like your rudeness today.
If you want to be polite - coming? It’s 20,000 yuan.
I nodded towards Bu Liuxian and then sat across from Jia Lan.
Zhuge Zhengqi knelt down behind me calmly, took out the same pen and paper as his brother's, and waited to record what I said.
After seeing me doing it, Bulixian said with a smile:
"Okay, if you have anything to ask, donor, you can start.
Be upright, from the first word the donor speaks, you have to record it."
When Bu Liuxian was talking, my mind started racing, thinking about how I could let Jia Lan understand what I was 'saying' without speaking.
At this time, I finally understood the benefits of classical Chinese.
I wanted to go back and borrow the pen and paper from the ugly Taoist priest, but he smiled bitterly and shook his head at me.
Zhuge Zhengqi can't be counted on, so he can only spend one hundred and eighty thousand first.
"Things are done? Things are in hand? Where are they?"
I thought the matter had been explained clearly in eight words, but Jia Lan didn't seem to hear it and was still concentrating with her eyes closed.
Didn’t hear clearly? Do you know that if I say it again, it’s 80,000 yuan?
After sighing with some distress, I repeated what I just said:
"Things are done? Things are in hand? Where are they?"
This time Jia Lan finally raised her eyelids, glanced at me, and said:
"Have you also been in a mental hospital?
I can't even explain what I'm saying, and it seems like it's not cured.
What exactly do you want to say."
"Shut up! You don't feel bad spending other people's money."
I couldn't help calling Jia Lan and said a dozen words involuntarily.
After he came to his senses, looking at Jia Lan who looked confused, he decided to risk it all. I am already a man with ten thousand taels of gold. Ten thousand is a word, and I can afford it!
At that moment, I said directly to Jia Lan:
"The Emperor of Heaven gave me a dream last night and asked me to ask you.
Have you completed the final task? If so, where did you hide the things?
As long as you say so, I will give you a chance to become an immortal in the next life."
While I was talking, I could already hear Zhuge Zhengqi behind me, who was tapping away at the small notebook.
Every time I said a word, he clicked it and waited for the final count.
After listening to my words, Jia Lan looked at me again. He didn't say anything to me, but turned to Bu Liuxian and said:
"Do you believe what he said?"
The old Taoist priest laughed and said to Jia Lan:
"Old Taoist I believe every word that Benefactor Shen said here."
Jia Lan sneered, then looked at me and said again:
"I don't know which god found you,
But they are all blind
Whether the things that happened back then were successful or not, whether the things were obtained, and where they were hidden if they were obtained.
I will be brought into reincarnation
Go back and tell him to give up - or come to me in person."
Speaking of this, Jia Lan laughed like a mental patient.
After laughing for a while, he actually started slamming the table.
If you don't want to say anything, just keep your mouth shut.
How much will it cost me for so many sentences?
I was about to give up, but suddenly I heard Zhuge Zhengqi behind me making a mosquito-like sound and saying:
"Ask the Immortal Prince who was killed by him"
My butt was already off the ground. After listening to the ugly Taoist priest's words, I sat back on the mat again and said to Jia Lan, who seemed to be mentally ill: