Although I have seen the auras of several gods, they are still far from comparable to Long Gun and King Yama.
While the two of them were talking, the train began to shake slightly, the lights in the carriage flickered on and off, and there was a "sizzling" sound.
This scene was so weird that even Wan Bao and Xiao Jiajun, two ghosts sitting opposite, had expressions of horror on their faces.
Just when I thought the situation was about to get out of control, the sheet on the man suddenly slipped off, revealing his naked body.
This sudden change caused the situation to change again.
Although the man was still being stubborn, the expression on his face was somewhat embarrassing, but it made the relationship between him and the Lord of Hell much easier.
King Yama burst out laughing, then waved his hand and said:
"Who, find some clothes for him to wear - take him to take a bath first
You haven't taken a bath in Qiulongtai in the past few years, right?
The smell is coming over."
The man bent down, picked up the sheets, wrapped them around his waist, and then said:
"Whenever you go to Qilongtai and stay for a few years, you will know what is going on inside. It is no less than your eighteen levels of hell."
While speaking, the man carefully observed the carriage, and then said to the conductor who walked in:
"Is there a better carriage than here?
If not, I'll wash it here
Go figure out a way to move the bathtub over."
Hearing that this dragon wanted to take a bath in the carriage, the conductor did not dare to agree, so he had to turn his face and look at King Yama.
After seeing Lord Yama nodding slightly, the conductor turned and left the carriage.
After a while, he led another conductor and dragged in a plastic portable bathtub.
The bathtub was placed on the open space at the door, and then the conductor pulled a water pipe and poured hot water into the bathtub.
Seeing that the water in the tub was two-thirds full, the man threw away the sheets on his body and then sat down in the tub.
After sitting down, a comfortable expression appeared on the man's face.
Looking at the man's appearance, King Yama said:
"If it weren't for your bad temper, you wouldn't be like this. Now you are still a high-ranking and legitimate son of the Dragon Clan.
I beat the God of Heaven twice and contradicted the Emperor of Heaven in person. Even I don’t dare to do that.”
The man glanced at King Yama and said:
"I'm not a fool, so I have a reason to beat them."
Let’s talk about the first rainfall supervisor. I can’t remember what his grandson was called.
While it was raining, he actually dared to unfasten his belt and pee in front of me!
They also say that people who are wet with urine are their blessings
I asked the Dragon Clan of Rainfall and said that this is not the first time this grandson has done this.
Rainfall is a very sacred thing to the Dragon Clan. If he dares not to take our Dragon Clan seriously, I will squeeze out his gold."
King Yama was not surprised by the man's complaint. He sighed and said:
"Then you tell the Emperor of Heaven
At least it happened for a reason and I won’t make things difficult for you.”
"If you beat me, I'll beat you. If I beat the god, what am I going to do to make up for it afterwards?
What do you think I am? I am a dragon."
When he mentioned his identity, the man's face was full of pride.
King Yama smiled slightly and said again:
"What about Jin Qianli?
Speaking of which, he is the son-in-law of your dragon clan. Doesn’t he count as an outsider?
He was helping your Dragon Clan pull the side arm, why did you even beat him up?"
Hearing King Yama mention Jin Qianli, a look of disgust appeared on the man's face.
He waved his hand and said:
"Why are you mentioning this beast? It's bad luck
That boy is obviously the son-in-law of the Dragon Clan, but he always looks down on us Dragon Clan in his heart, thinking that we are aliens.
It was just for the sake of ascending to heaven that he married a woman from the dragon clan.
He claims to be the son-in-law of the Dragon Clan, but when he returns home, he beats and scolds the women of the Dragon Clan.
In order to refine some god-breaking armor, he actually pulled out one hundred and eight of his wife's heart-protecting dragon scales.
Without dragon scales, dragon women would be worse off than dead
I've wanted to beat him for a long time, but I never had the chance.
That time he came to the door by himself. If I didn't beat him, would he keep it for the New Year?
Don't ask why you didn't explain it to the old boy.
That's not something you can say to him. Anyway, if you beat him, he'll be beaten. Just give me whatever punishment you want."
While speaking, the man's brows suddenly frowned.
Then he turned back to the conductor who was brushing his back with a brush and said:
"Bring us something to eat, preferably wine and meat.
There is nothing to eat in Prison Dragon Terrace. I have been suffering from this for several years and am just waiting for this meal."
The conductor didn't dare to make the decision, so he looked at his big boss again.
After seeing King Yama gently nodding, the conductor put down the brush, stood up and left the carriage.
Not long after, the conductor came in carrying a big tray.
On the tray was a whole roasted lamb.
How did he roast this lamb in such a short time?
Just when I was wondering, the conductor had already placed the tray in front of the man, and then took out two bottles of liquor from his pocket.
When he saw the roasted whole lamb, the man's eyes lit up. He reached out and tore off a lamb hind leg, put it in his mouth and started chewing it.
The man's mouth and hands were all shiny as he ate, but he didn't care. After eating half of the leg of lamb, he opened the wine bottle and drank heavily.
King Yama didn't say anything, he just smiled and watched the man eating and drinking.
Looking at the two of them, who would have thought that not long ago, the lord of the underworld almost had a fight with the legitimate son of the dragon clan?
The man ate a whole roasted lamb into a skeleton, and then he let out a sigh of relief.
He washed his oily hands in the tub, and then said to King Yama:
"I owe you a favor.
When you can use me, just tell someone and I will be there immediately."
"It's not like a roasted lamb."
King Yama smiled slightly, and then said to the conductor behind him:
"Get him some clean clothes.
Find another seat and make a bed so he can have a good rest."
"No need, I have rested long enough at Qilongtai."
While the man was talking, he stood up from the tub and took the large towel handed by the conductor to wipe his body clean.
He wrapped the big towel around his waist and then continued to say to King Yama:
"I just realized that this train is transporting dead ghosts, right?
Didn't the judge escort the car in previous years? When did the rules change?
Do you want you, King Yama of the Five Palaces, to personally escort the chariot?
Also, who is sitting across from you?
Dare to be on an equal footing with you?
Isn’t this the seed you left in the mortal world?”