Looking at Jia Lan whose face was red, she could smell the alcohol coming out of his mouth.
King Yama frowned, looked back at the current conductor Gongsun Ran, and said:
"How much alcohol has he drank?"
Commander Gongsun smiled bitterly and said:
"Jiaxian seems to have something on his mind. He has been drinking since he got in the car.
I kept trying to persuade him, but he really didn’t listen.”
Before Gongsun Ran finished speaking, a young woman in her twenties came out from behind Jia Lan.
The woman saluted King Yama and said:
"Returning to Your Highness, Jiaxian has been obsessed with wine in the mortal world in recent days.
Even though I drank a few more drinks, Jiaxian is still good."
King Yama took a slow look at the woman and knew that she had the Jialan Immortal Technique.
He didn't care at the moment, he grabbed the swaying Jialan and got into the carriage together.
The layout of this carriage is similar to that of decades later, but it is still relatively simple.
After King Yama glanced at the carriage, he said to Gongsun Ran:
"It's still a bit crude, and I'm afraid of being cared for by the gods."
After we go back, we have to rearrange the arrangements, otherwise the gods will accuse us of being poor in the underworld."
“The world is poor, it’s better to be poorer”
Jia Lan laughed drunkenly, then he put his arm around King Yama's shoulders and continued:
"How can you get rich in the underworld?
There are so many dead people trying to summon their souls to the underworld.
Then speed up reincarnation and build more Yin temples on the ground.
King Yama, don’t be reluctant to die.”
Jia Lan said, her feet slipped and she almost fell to the ground.
Fortunately, the woman next to him quickly grabbed Jia Lan
"Jiaxian, you drank too much"
While the woman was talking, she helped Jia Lan, who was unsteady on her feet, to her seat.
Then she poured a large cup of hot tea and carefully served the god to drink it.
Jialan was in a daze, forgetting that she was still in the train.
Thinking that he had returned to the land of ecstasy, he actually hugged the woman's waist. Just when he was about to make the next move, the woman shyly pushed him away.
"Jiaxian, you drank too much and made His Highness King Yama laugh."
Only then did Jia Lan react, and he was sober in an instant.
However, the god still looked drunk. He glanced at King Yama who was smiling but not smiling. He laughed and said:
"Drink too much, drink too much
This wine is really good. After two glasses of wine, all worries are gone.
When I was in heaven, why didn’t I know that wine was so good?
Gongsun, what are you still doing? Take out all the good wine in the car.
I have to have a few drinks with King Yama
Let’s get some more dishes, it doesn’t have to be too good, but it must be quick so as not to delay my drinking.”
Gongsun Ran glanced at King Yama helplessly,
Prince Yan pulled Jia Lan to sit down, and then said to Gongsun Ran:
"Jiaxian wants to drink, you can go get it yourself.
He has an immortal body, but he has no immortal magic. Nothing will happen to him when he is drunk.
That little girl, you Jiaxian can't give him magic until he sobers up.
Do you understand?"
The woman nodded timidly and said:
"Yes, I remembered it.
Before Jiaxian wakes up, you cannot give him immortal magic."
"Why are you trying to scare her?"
Hearing the woman's voice trembling slightly, Jia Lan suddenly glared, jumped up from his seat, stared at King Yama, and said:
"Why are you coming at me to scare her?
She is a little girl, but she panics when she sees a kid, let alone you, the lord of the underworld.
Come for me
If I want to go to the eighteenth level of hell, then I will go too."
Seeing Jia Lan yelling, even though his status is much higher than him, King Yama cannot be as knowledgeable as a drunken god, not to mention that there are other things that need this god.
The drunker Jialan gets, the better. It's best to be drunk until the underworld. It's best to be ignorant of everything.
At that moment, King Yama smiled and pushed Jia Lan back to her seat.
Then he turned around with a smile and said to the woman who didn't know what she was doing wrong:
"I really didn't think carefully. It was my tone of voice that scared you, girl.
Gongsun Ran, listen to Jiaxian and go get all your good wine.
I want to have a few drinks with Jiaxian."
While King Yama was speaking, the train started to whistle and then started to move slowly.
Looking at the night outside the window and seeing the train leaving the train station, King Yama's hanging heart finally returned to his stomach.
Not long after, Gongsun Ran asked two conductors to bring over a dozen wine jars one at a time.
Seeing that the conductor did not stop, the woman hurriedly said:
"Okay, okay
Jiaxian has already drunk too much. If he keeps drinking like this, he may be drunk for a few days.
Because drinking delayed the important matter of returning to heaven and reviving his life, Jiaxian will be reprimanded again."
Seeing the woman keep talking for Jia Lan, King Yama smiled and said:
"It's not as serious as you think,
I drank with him, and if something happened, I would naturally speak for him.
You know who I am, right?"
The woman nodded timidly, but knowing that King Yama was beside her, she still wanted to continue to dissuade her. However, before she could speak, the train suddenly sounded its whistle again, and then the speed of the train slowly slowed down.
At this time, the conductor who had just brought the wine jar ran over.
This man didn't recognize King Yama, so he leaned directly into Gongsun Ran's ear and said something.
Gongsun Ran frowned and said:
"Someone stopped the car?
Didn’t I tell you?
If you encounter someone blocking you on the way, you don’t need to stop and just run over.”
The conductor grinned and said:
"No parking
At first, I tried to run over it, but the front of the car seemed to have hit a pile of cotton and was held back by something."
Before the conductor finished speaking, there was a knock on the door of the train:
"Is this a special train sent by the underworld to send the souls of death?
Open the door, we're here to deliver.
Gongsun Ran, come out and see who I am."
After Gongsun Ran heard this, his face changed slightly, and then he whispered to King Yama:
"It's Jiro Guanguchi, me"
Before Gongsun Ran could finish speaking, King Yama directly interrupted him and said:
"Go and open the door, ask Yang Erlang to get in the car, and invite him to come and have a drink with you."
After a while, Gongsun Ran opened the car door, and then returned to the car with seven or eight gods.
Seeing King Yama drinking with Jia Lan, Yang Jian was stunned for a moment, and then said:
"It turns out that His Highness King Yama, you are also in this car.
I have read the report from the underworld to heaven. The person escorting the car was Jia Lan - Jia Xian, why are you so drunk?
I am rude in front of His Highness King Yama."
"Isn't this Erlang Zhenjun?"
King Yama stood up with a smile and said:
"I was talking about you to Jiaxian just now
Among the gods in heaven, I can only admire you for being so stupid.
Come, come, let's go together - Wu Xian, He Xian, are you there too?