Glancing at Yang Jian who had his mouth closed, King Yama pointed to the undecomposed carriages at the back and said:
"It's better to find those rebels in heaven first, if they are really in the car
I can't find the people you mentioned, whether it's heaven or hell - it's hard for you to explain."
Yang Jian looked back at the several carriages that had not yet been decomposed, and then glanced at He Nanxing and Wu Jun who had been rescued by the gods.
His lips trembled slightly twice, and Wu Jun and He Shenxian, who were opposite him, steeled themselves and glanced in Yang Jian's direction.
Then the mouths of He Nanxing and Wu Jun began to tremble slightly. These three gods did not shy away from King Yama at all, and blatantly began to communicate in secret. They almost took out their mobile phones to create a group chat.
King Yama had no intention of stopping him. He stared at the three immortals Yang Jian with a half-smile, and waited until they finished exchanging information. He heard Erlang Shen say:
"Your Highness, what if traces of Heaven's rebellion are found in the carriage at the back?
Do you still want to break with Heaven?"
King Yama smiled mockingly and said:
"If you grab me by the hand and neck, do you want to take the whole hell with me?
If the whereabouts of those rebellious people are really discovered in the next few carriages, I will cut off my spiritual roots and follow you to the heaven to file a lawsuit.
When the time comes, I will listen to the Emperor of Heaven. No matter what crime he is sentenced to, I will admit it."
Yang Jian didn't want the underworld to be in chaos. When the time came, Heaven would have to send millions of heavenly soldiers and generals to recover the underworld, and he didn't know how many gods would die as a result.
He Guankou Erlang was not very lucky, and he might also be included in the list of those who died this time.
Now that he heard that King Yama relaxed and was no longer as tough as before, Yang Jian also breathed a sigh of relief.
At that moment, he turned back to the gods under his command and said:
"Did you hear everything?
Continue to check the remaining carriages, be sure to search them carefully.
As long as there are clues to the rebellion in heaven, after returning to heaven, I will definitely show you my merits in front of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven.
Your future as an immortal lies in these carriages, but if you let your rebellion go by mistake, you may not be able to become immortals, and you may be reincarnated into the realm of animals."
At this time, the gods who had just been injured by Long Gun had almost recovered.
After hearing Yang Jian's coaxing and threatening words, the gods all cheered up and began to dismantle the following carriages.
This time, Wu Jun and He Nanxing, who was only breathing, were standing guard next to the carriage. The two gods personally watched every move of the dismantling of the carriage.
And Yang Jian rose into the sky again, flying into the mid-air with the three gods, staring down at them.
The gods' attention returned to the carriage again, no longer paying attention to Long Gun, who was lying naked on the ground.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Gui Wuming asked his train conductors to carry the dragon species to King Yama.
The little old man took off his clothes and covered the dragon's body.
Seeing the nervous expressions of the gods, King Yama smiled strangely, then waved to me and said:
"Little guy, come here, I'll let you get a big deal this time.
A situation like this would not be encountered by ordinary gods for hundreds of years. I can't believe it will be an advantage to you.
Let's talk about it, what if the gods really found traces of those so-called rebellious gods in the carriage.
You said this, how should I end it?"
I raised my head and glanced at Yang Jian in the sky and at the gods opposite who were busy dismantling the carriage.
Seeing that none of them noticed us, he came up to King Yama and whispered:
"My old master, the King of Hell, at that time, he still said there was no end to the matter.
Let me give you a bad idea
We are here to fight to death. No matter what they find in the carriage, they say it was framed by these gods.
Did the person named He and Wu just take the gods into the car and search it?
It was at that time that they secretly put "people" or things in the carriage.
As long as we kill them here, the shit basin will be held on the heads of those gods.
When the time comes, pull out a few ghosts who have died violently and ask them to testify as ghosts.
Think about it, these ghosts went to the underworld and didn’t they just listen to you?
Don't say that the shit basin is placed on the heads of these gods. Just say that the shit basin was created by the gods."
King Yama did not dislike my words. He laughed, then gently patted the back of my head and said:
"You are such a weirdo, why don't you speak for the gods?
Ordinary mortals, when encountering such a thing, will always turn their hearts toward the gods in heaven."
"It's because they can't carry it. They don't know how many bowls of dry food they have eaten. Do they really think that their ancestors' tombs are buried under the throne in the palace? Can they still become immortals?"
I said haha indifferently and continued:
"I know very well what I do.
Not to mention this life, even in ten or twenty lifetimes, there is no chance of becoming a god.
Since I can't be a god, I will go to your place to report sooner or later.
You said, for the sake of this time, why can't you give me a good afterlife?
At least you can avoid the mistakes you make accidentally in this life.
Who didn’t make some mistakes as a child?
When I was six years old, I stole scrap metal from a rag collector and sold it back to the rag collector.
If you buy it for 12 yuan, you won't be sent to the 18th level of hell, right?
When I was nine years old, our neighbor Li Laosan got married and took a wife.
I extorted 100 yuan from their house early in the morning.
He said that his new daughter-in-law will be brought back soon. If she doesn’t give her a hundred yuan as a wedding gift, I will call her daddy.
When I was nine and a half years old, I had another old girl neighbor, Li Qiaomei.
If that's the case, if the groom and the waiter come to pick her up later, and if she doesn't give her a hundred yuan, I'll call her mom.
As a result, she gave both of us mouths."
After hearing what I said, King Yama burst into laughter.
The laughter attracted strange looks from Yang Jian, He Nanxing and others, wondering what was going on here.
King Yama smiled and waved to Yang Jian in the sky, and said:
"I'm not laughing at you
Go ahead and dismantle your carriage, I also want to see what's inside."
Seeing Yang Jian and other gods continue to turn their attention to the train, King Yama restrained his smile, then looked at me and said:
"Say something interesting
Guess, if you find someone rebellious, who would it be?"
This sentence seems to be pointing at me, almost pointing directly at my nose and saying that I am the reincarnation of Hirotake Aizawa.