I glanced at Wu Jun, who had a smirk on his face, and said to him angrily:
"Wu Jun, don't talk nonsense, what kind of game can I play with a girl?
My nickname is also Tiandi Yizi. I thought it was similar to yours? Everything in the bowl is filled with vegetables.
I have to be picky and picky, not all rotten cabbage is worthy of being put into my bowl."
If it weren't for the fact that I was locked in a cage with two women and almost killed by them, this would be so embarrassing and if word spread, it would affect my reputation as the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven.
I will let Wu Jun take care of these two girls now.
"Yes, yes, yes"
Wu Jun nodded repeatedly and continued to say to me with a smile on his face:
"I'm talking nonsense
How can you, Your Highness, be attracted to such vulgar powder?
You should be a goddess worthy of your Highness.
When I look back, when I rush back to heaven, I will definitely introduce you to a few decent goddesses.
Don’t be familiar with me."
As he spoke, a brand new suitcase appeared in Wu Jun's hand like a magic trick.
He was not shy and opened the suitcase directly in front of Princess and the fourth sister.
Inside the box are four card slots, each of which contains a key to the safe.
Wu Jun pointed to these keys and said:
"This is the key to the safe of the four largest banks in the world.
In each corresponding safe, there are bearer bonds, stocks of some large companies, as well as precious metals and real estate deeds.
For example, this key corresponds to a Class A safe in Zurich Bank, which contains ten tons of paper gold.
This is the key to the VIP safe of Imperial Bank - inside is the real estate transfer contract for two buildings in Manhattan, New York.
And this - a license for a diamond mine in South Africa.
The last key is Silicon Valley Bank's shareholder safe, which contains bearer bonds worth one billion dollars and five percent of Microsoft's stock certificates.
I know you don't look down on these worldly things.
But at least it’s my little thought, you can keep it for fun.
It just takes you a little time to transfer all the gold, industry and real estate to your name
Don't worry, you don't have to run around.
I'll have someone prepare the transfer contract, bring it over and you sign it, and it's done."
Looking at a whole suitcase full of keys, I began to mentally calculate how much this suitcase could be worth.
This is already an astronomical figure.
"Old witch, I didn't tell you, what are you doing?
Now that I am the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven, I must pay attention to my propriety.
That's it this time, it won't happen again next time.
You should also think about it for me, if you have given so much away and the other gods find out, will they give it away?"
While I was talking, I picked up the four keys from the suitcase and kicked them into my pants pocket.
After putting the last key into my pocket, I continued to say to Wu Jun who was smiling:
"Old witch, I just don't understand.
After all, you were a god before, so why do you do so many mundane things?
It’s useless for you to ask for gold. There are also buildings in Manhattan, foreign stocks and bonds. What do you want these things for?”
"I didn't do this, it was done by the children under me, the Immortal Prince."
When Wu Jun saw me putting the key in my pocket, he breathed a sigh of relief and continued:
"To put it bluntly, I am also an immortal, and my immortality is not small.
There are piles of heavenly materials and earthly treasures in my immortal mansion, which even the mortals can’t look down upon.
The children gave me these gadgets, thinking that if I had the opportunity to go on a business trip to Western Gods in the future, I would have a place to stay.
There is also a little bit of gold, stocks and bonds. When you go to the Western God, you must have some pocket money."
"You call this pocket money."
After I glanced at Wu Jun, I continued:
"Old witch, you gave me all your pocket money, there must be an explanation.
Do you want me to ask my godfather for a favor and restore your immortality?"
"Look at what you said - hot."
Wu Jun's facial features twisted into a ball when he smiled. He did not shy away from the fourth sister and Princess on the side, and continued with a smile:
"But you still misunderstood, I really didn't mean that.
Back when I was still a god in heaven, I felt that you, Your Highness, were extraordinary.
I wanted to be friends with you back then, but didn’t I always have the chance?
Now that I have the skills, I plan to stay with you for the rest of my life.
I'll do something for you right away.
I don’t ask you to say anything kind to me in front of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven.
Your Highness, who is waiting for your ascension, take me with you, and I will serve you in heaven."
Is this still the same Wu Jun who tormented my dreams for decades with Huang Liang Meng?
I looked at him with some confusion and said:
"If you hadn't let me have this Huangliang dream for decades, I would still have Alzheimer's disease in the dream.
Old witch, I almost believed what you said."
While I was talking, I glanced at Gege, who was standing behind the fourth sister and dared to glare at me sideways.
Thinking about how I almost died in her hands just now, this girl still doesn't give up on me.
At that moment, I swallowed back my words that mocked Wu Jun and changed my words:
"Okay then, just follow me.
When the New Year comes around, I will go to pay you New Year greetings to the Emperor of Heaven and say a few more kind words to you.
Don’t worry, the relationship between father and son is now deeper than the sea. As long as he doesn’t give up his position as Emperor of Heaven, there’s nothing else to say.”
At this time, the fourth sister also came over with a smile and said:
"Your Highness, please bear in mind the misunderstanding just now.
My third princess just said that she will go to Luoshen Temple to visit your old man later with her heartfelt feelings.
You sir have a lot, don’t be as knowledgeable as us ladies."
Before the fourth sister could finish her words, the train suddenly shook violently.
I lost my footing and fell towards Gege.
When she saw me falling over, this girl's face was filled with disgust, and she stretched out her hand to push me away.
At this time, Fourth Sister and Wu Jun shouted loudly at the same time:
"Gege! How dare you"
Princess was also startled, and while she was distracted, I had already hugged her and fell to the ground.
When I came to my senses, I saw that the face of the little girl pressed underneath me was as red as a piece of red cloth.
Before I could get up, the train shook violently again.
I staggered, and my body that I had just stood up fell on Gege again.
The mouth was inexplicably 'imprinted' on the little girl's face.
"I'll fight with you"
Gege roared, and the little girl's face turned from red to white with anger, and then she reached out and hit me on the head.
At this time, Wu Jun and Fourth Sister came to me and Gege at the same time.
Wu Jun pulled me away from Gege, while the fourth sister held her sister's arm tightly.
Recommend Lao Liu's new book - Anecdotes about paper-tying in the late Qing Dynasty