I originally thought that Bu Liuxian was about to arrive, and I wanted to lure him out.
Unexpectedly, the person who came in was Wu Jun, who had escaped first when the plane was about to crash.
Less than twenty-four hours later, this grandson still dares to appear in front of me?
This person had been watching the excitement for an unknown amount of time, and when he saw that I was about to jump off the building, he was worried that he would be responsible for something happening to me, so he hurriedly came out to show his face.
Wu Jun instantly pinched the back of the weirdo's neck, and the weirdo turned around hastily. The outdated Wu Shenxian turned around in sync with the weirdo.
The two of them kept the same rhythm. The weirdo turned around quickly several times, but he didn't see Wu Jun pinching the back of his neck.
Wu Jun was deliberately trying to show off in front of me. He kept going around with the weirdo at the same frequency.
While saying to me:
"Your Highness, Wu Jun comes to apologize to you.
Everything happened for a reason, and I calculated that the Emperor of Heaven would definitely send gods to protect His Highness.
If I'm by your side, the god won't be able to take action, so I'll take the first step.
It’s convenient for that god to take action.”
"fart!"
I interrupted Wu Jun directly and then continued:
"You say it as if it's for me, do you really think I can't see what's going on?
Grandson, you have just been expelled from immortality. If you die with me on the plane, your memory will be erased by King Yama.
Then I really have to start over in my next life.
Even if you are really going to die, you must hide the memories of being a god, the secrets of cultivation, and the magic weapons and artifacts around you before you die.
It will be convenient for the next life, so you dared to throw me on the plane and escape alone.
"Witch, did I say that word wrong?"
This is what I thought of in Ma Dong's car after getting off the plane.
Otherwise, there is really no second reason for Wu Jun to abandon the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven and escape first.
Wu Jun was offended by what I said. While he continued to follow the weirdo in circles, he explained awkwardly:
"Your Highness, you are right.
But I really thought that a god would come to rescue you, Your Highness. Anyway, one day ago, I was also a god.
When it comes to immortality, he is only inferior to Yang Jian.
I can still figure out this little thing, and I figured out that it was the giant spirit god who rescued you.
The giant spirit god is also my friend in heaven."
At this time, the monsters circling back and forth were really anxious.
He went back and forth several times but couldn't see the person grabbing the back of his neck from behind. At that moment, the hole in his face was violently washed away.
As a whistle-like sound sounded, the security director with dull eyes beside him suddenly turned around.
Pounced towards Wu Jun
Wu Jun was a man who had been an immortal after all. When he saw the security chief rushing toward him, he made a magic spell with his free hand, pointed at the man who rushed over, and said three words:
"Stop!"
Before he finished speaking, the security director's body stiffened for an instant, and then he fell to the ground maintaining this posture.
Then he continued to stand behind the weirdo like an old man playing with a naughty boy, spinning around with him.
Seeing Wu Jun still showing off his skills, I snorted, clapped my hands a few times, and said:
"Witch Immortal, you have such great magical powers.
Knowing that the people sitting here are all big bosses, I prepare goods to sell and know the family, leave a good impression on the bosses, and prepare to look after the bosses’ homes and homes in the future.”
"Your Highness, you look down on Wu Jun too much. After all, I have been a god for a few days."
While speaking, Wu Jun suddenly exerted force in his hands, and with the sound of "Gahba", the weirdo's head hung down strangely. Then the weirdo seemed to have drunk too much wine. After shaking for a few times, he "plopped"
"He fell to the ground with a sound.
After knocking the weirdo down, Wu Jun raised his foot and stepped on the weirdo's head. Then he flipped his wrist and an antique long sword appeared in his palm like a magic trick.
Wu Jun cut open the weirdo's stomach in front of us.
What comes out of the stomach is not internal organs such as the heart, liver, spleen, stomach, and kidneys, but poisonous substances such as countless scorpions, centipedes, and black snakes.
Seeing the poison coming out of the monster's body, Ma Dong, Da Li and their men were so frightened that they backed away for fear of being bitten by the poison.
After Wu Jun released the poisons, he suddenly opened his mouth and spit out fire at the poisons scurrying on the ground.
The poisons running around on the ground were immediately burned to ashes after encountering the fire.
After Wu Jun burned all the poisons to death, he turned back, saluted me, and said:
"Your Highness, seeing as how effective I was in rescuing him this time, please give me another chance.
If I could stay by your side this time, you wouldn't be so frightened."
I ignored Wu Jun, turned around and faced the open door, and said:
"Man, when will you continue to watch the excitement?
I'm just wondering, how many benefits did Wu Jun give you to give him such a good opportunity?
What you did today hurt the relationship between us."
Before I finished speaking, the smell of urine wafted from the direction of the gate.
Then, Bu Liuxian's voice rang outside the door:
"I just said that if I can't hide it from you, the donor, the secret will be exposed sooner or later."
As he spoke, Bu Liuxian, who was smiling, was already standing at the door.
He was still wearing the Taoist robe that smelled of urine, with his hands in his sleeves, looking at me with a smile, and continued:
"Mr. Wu has also been an immortal, and he always takes good care of our Luoshen Guan.
He spoke, I can't just say nothing."
While we were talking, Bu Liuxian strolled towards us.
As the old guy got closer and closer, the smell of urine on his body became stronger and stronger.
The people on Ma Dong's side were fine, but Da Li and the people he brought were a bit intolerable.
Knowing that the person who came in was also an expert, Da Li and the others still wanted to endure it and passed by.
But the smell on Bu Liuxian's body was so overpowering that by the time he walked to the dining table, Da Li was already in tears and sneezing one after another.
Da Li’s secretary explained on the side and said to Bu Liuxian:
"I'm so sorry
Li Sheng definitely doesn’t mean to disrespect you. Li Sheng is a little allergic and the season has changed."
After hearing the secretary’s explanation, I explained to Bu Liuxian with a smile and said:
"Man, did you hear that?
People are allergic to the smell of urine
But that’s not right. We haven’t seen each other for just a few days, and the smell on you is worse than last time.
Oh, let me go, did you fall into the urine bucket today?"
Bu Liuxian bared his teeth and said with a smile:
"Donor, you said this
The donor is right, this is not the change of seasons.
This smell is a bit stronger on me.
The smell will fade away after a few days. I can't help it, my parents gave it to me.
Even if it’s not good, you have to endure it.”
I let out a haha, turned around and opened the window for ventilation, then turned around and raised my chin at the disemboweled monster on the ground, and said to Wu Jun and Bu Liuxian:
"Now that you two are here, let's talk about what's going on with this monster.
Speaking out will help me and the two bosses gain more knowledge."
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