How could I still worry about Bu Liuxian's big white legs after how long has it been?
I was so angry and anxious that I almost gave myself a slap in the face
Seeing that Bu Liuxian had no good solution, it seemed that he could only find a solution from other gods.
I hope it's not as evil as the old guy said.
Just when I was thinking about how to contact Heavenly Court, Bu Liuxian suddenly said:
"Donor, wait a moment.
The person who just said that you drank wine to live together and die together—is his name Shen Yitian, right?
Old Taoist priest, I just woke up and was too dizzy to hear clearly.
I just realized that the most famous monk with the same surname as you is Shen Yitian."
When Bu Liuxian talked about Shen Yitian, his tone seemed to recognize my family.
I looked at him and said:
"Man, do you recognize him?
Don't tell me that you two have a good relationship. Let me give you some face.
You won’t give anyone any face this time. Are you still thinking of living and dying with me?
My ex-wife wasn’t that lucky
Do you know where he is hiding? Man, let me make an appointment with some gods.
Let's go block him together
This kid should have the antidote to the drink of life and death. What if something happens to me and I die in front of him?
This grandson of Shen Yitian must have some backup plans."
Bu Liuxian crossed his big white legs and said:
"It's not about being faceless, but he is a senior, an old Taoist priest, and I don't have the chance to meet him.
It's just that everyone is in the circle of monks.
This circle can be called big or small. After all, it’s not like the time when the emperor existed.
Nowadays, people are talking about science. Anyone who says that he can ascend to immortality will be regarded as a liar.
There are fewer and fewer monks, and no one can hide anything that happens."
When he said this, Bu Liuxian yawned, rubbed his eyes, and continued:
"One day when the river sinks in the west, Lord Buddha enters the palace and he transcends the tribulation and ascends to heaven.
As a result, the tribulation failed, and Shen Yitian's body was smashed into pieces by the thunder tribulation.
Everyone thought that at that time he failed to overcome the tribulation, and his luck almost disappeared into nothingness.
If you are lucky enough to save your soul, then your cultivation in this life will be gone and you will have to wait to go to the underworld and be reincarnated.
Now it seems that his luck is better than I thought, the old Taoist priest.
Not only can you save your soul, you can also get a new body, and even have the opportunity to ascend to immortality."
Before the old guy could finish speaking, I waved my hand, interrupted him, and said:
"etc.
Man, you said that Shen Tiantian failed to escape the tribulation and his body was shattered.
Then the soul found a new body, just patching it up and still thinking about becoming an immortal?
Who is the godson of the Emperor of Heaven?
I don’t even dare to think that.”
Bu Liuxian pursed his lips and smiled and said:
"Donor, you are the only godson of the Emperor of Heaven.
But there are ninety-nine and a half out of a hundred people who want to become immortals and achieve immortality.
Not everyone is as lucky as you
Shen Yitian didn't know how much training he had to go through before he had the opportunity to become an immortal.
You will have to start over again in your next reincarnation, and you may not have such an opportunity again in hundreds or thousands of lives.
Not to mention the patchwork body, even if his limbs were cut off, he would still be able to reach heaven and become a god with his chin on the ground.
Besides, aren’t there four caves in the sky that allow people to avoid catastrophes and ascend directly?”
"Avoiding the catastrophe?"
I glanced at the old guy in surprise, and then continued:
"Boss Ma told me about the Four Caves before, but he didn't explain what kind of magical weapon it was.
But if it is really possible to circumvent the heavenly tribulation, wouldn’t it mean that anyone who wants to become an immortal can ascend directly?”
"How can it be that easy?"
Bu Liuxian smiled, and the old guy stood up when he spoke.
I walked into the bar, found a bottle of liquor in the wine cabinet, unscrewed the cap and took a sip mouth to mouth.
He squinted his eyes in contentment, smacked his mouth, looked at the brand of liquor and said:
"It's not as satisfying as Erguotou, just take a few sips.
Donor, let’s get some food to go with the wine, I can’t drink wine at all.”
"Man, it's really hard to get some information from you."
I picked up the phone in the living room and ordered a few snacks from the food delivery menu. I remembered that I didn't eat well last night, and now I felt a little panicked.
Immediately, I ordered two more bowls of noodles and waited for a while for the waiter to bring them to me.
While the kitchen was preparing, I said to Bu Liuxian:
"Man, since the food hasn't arrived yet, why don't you go to the bar?
Moving on, what is going on with this Four-Cave Heaven?"
"Donor, you are really asking the right person when you ask this."
Bu Liuxian came back with the wine bottle in his arms, sat back down at the seat where he was just now, looked at me and continued:
"Decades ago, when I, an old Taoist priest, just started to take charge of Luoshen Temple, I found several boxes of cultivation classics in the underground palace of the temple - that is, in the basement.
There are several books about cultivating magic weapons, and the first page talks about the Four Caves.
According to legend, the Sidongtian was refined by the great monk Ouyang Zhongtian during the Later Tang Dynasty.
This Ouyang Zhongtian is an extraordinary person. He became a successful man at the age of twenty-seven.
However, after he became a god, he was reluctant to leave his wife and children, thinking that he could bring them both to heaven.
But the catastrophe is unavoidable. This Ouyang Zhongtian is also a talent, and he actually tinkered with such a heaven-defying magic weapon as the Four Holes.
As long as the four caves of Xuanyuan, Yellow River, Mount Tai and Hongmao gather together, a powerful force will be generated. Even ordinary people who have not practiced can bypass the heavenly tribulation and ascend to become gods.
However, after the Four-Dongtian is used once, it will temporarily lose energy.
It cannot be used again until five hundred years later."
My focus was not on the four caves in the sky, so I said to Bu Liuxian again:
"Then Ouyang Zhongtian's wife and child are really mortals and have ascended to immortality?"
They didn't catch up."
After Bu Liuxian took another sip of wine, he continued:
"Ouyang Zhongtian also spent three hundred years of effort before successfully refining it.
He originally planned to let his wife ascend in the reincarnation, but it was a coincidence that his wife was a rough man weighing more than 300 pounds in that life.
Ouyang Zhongtian then changed his name to his own descendant, and promoted his ninth generation grandson Fei to immortality.
I heard that this descendant of Ouyang Zhongtian also caused a sensation in heaven.
This is the first mortal to bypass the catastrophe and fly up after Pangu opened the sky.
There is no such precedent, and the gods don't know whether they should recognize Ouyang Zhongtian's descendants as their immortal friends.
Later, it was the Emperor of Heaven who made the final decision and recognized those who ascended through the Four Caves."
Lao Liu's book - Anecdotes about paper binding in the late Qing Dynasty