Seeing the second lightning strike, He Nanxing's eyes finally showed a look of panic.
It seemed that Bu Liuxian had timed it right. The moment the lightning struck, he pulled me up and jumped up from the ground.
The old guy grabbed me and jumped to the roof in an instant, clinging to the roof like a gecko.
But He Nanxing could no longer catch the second thunder and lightning, so he quickly formed seals with his hands.
The moment lightning struck him, He Nanxing's body disappeared out of thin air.
I could see clearly from the roof. The moment this former god disappeared, I happened to see the snake stone placed on the coffee table.
At this moment, the expression on He Nanxing's face became strange.
The thunder and lightning did not hit He Nanxing, but turned a corner and continued towards Bu Liuxian and me.
The old guy jumped off the roof the moment He Nanxing disappeared.
Like an arrow from a string, he instantly picked up the Taoist robe that he took off and put it on himself.
The moment the Taoist robe was put on, the thunder and lightning that had arrived in front of Bu Liuxian disappeared without a trace.
At the same time, the dark clouds in the sky outside quickly dissipated.
In just a moment, it returned to the sunny day with clear skies and clear skies.
"Man, catch me."
The roof is five or six meters high from the ground. If you accidentally fall to the ground, your legs will be broken and your arms will be broken.
Fortunately, Bu Liuxian didn't ignore me. He took two steps forward and caught me easily.
After a minute or so, I don’t think the old guy’s robes are that sexy anymore.
I bet this is a treasure.
However, I was also a little disappointed in my heart. I originally thought that Bu Liuxian was the person who received Guangwu Heze's immortal method at the Underworld Railway Station.
For so many years, he has only worn a coquettish Taoist robe just to cover up the aura of Guangwu Heze Immortal Technique on his body. Now it seems that I am overthinking it.
At this time, Bu Liuxian was also covered in cold sweat.
Sweat was obviously flowing down his forehead, but the old guy was still trembling.
After waiting for a while, he said to me:
"Donor, I'm so worried.
Fortunately, I was not hit by the supreme calamity just now. He Nanxing and I are different.
The catastrophe is coming for me, as long as a thunderbolt hits me.
The supreme heavenly tribulation was activated, with nine thousand nine hundred heavenly thunders.
The power of each subsequent step will be doubled. Not to mention the old Taoist priest me, even if the Emperor of Heaven is standing here, it will only be able to hit seven or eight thousand times at most.
Today is really blessed by the Emperor of Heaven, the blessings of the Three Pure Ones, and the blessings of the Buddha, Amen."
After watching the old guy spinning around in circles and worshiping all the gods he could worship, I couldn't help but say:
"Man, you were able to ascend to immortality more than twenty years ago.
Why are you so polite and don't ascend?
You see, saving for heavenly calamity is not saving money, the more, the better.
What to do now? Find a way to reincarnate."
Bu Liuxian glanced at me and said with a wry smile:
"Donor, you don't know what happened twenty years ago.
That time, another monk named Wan Rulong and I ascended with our front and rear legs.
I watched hundreds of thunderbolts hit him with my own eyes, and he was still able to withstand it for a while at first.
Then, accidentally, a thunderbolt hit his mouth.
Wan Rulong was directly blown to pieces, turning into pieces of meat that fell all over the sky.
That time I was so frightened that the calamity waiting for me arrived. Like He Nanxing just now, I used the escape method and ran away.
If I hadn't run away that time, I would have withstood the catastrophe most likely, and I would have become an immortal by then.
But this time I ran away, the second calamity that came was much more violent, and it really rushed to chop me into pieces.
I am a good man who cannot bear this immediate loss, so I ran away again out of fear.
Before the third heavenly tribulation came, I obtained this protective robe passed down from the gods.
Because this robe is not a mortal thing, it must be soaked in the breath of feces and urine.
Now you understand why the old Taoist smell on me is so strong, right?
Let’s touch our chests and speak our conscience
Do you think I’m not disgusted if I’m exposed to this smell every day?”
Before Bu Liuxian finished speaking, the doorbell at the guest room door rang again.
Outside the door, Ma Dong and Da Li arrived together. The catastrophe just now scared them both.
Watching bolts of lightning strike my presidential suite as if they were positioned by GPS, they didn't know what was happening here.
Now that the thunder and lightning finally stopped, they brought people up to check.
After seeing that I was safe and sound, both Ma Dong and Da Li breathed a sigh of relief.
The two rich men both asked me what happened just now.
I couldn’t tell the truth. After seeing the snake bone rock, I said:
"It's not a big deal. I just tried the quality of this half-la four-hole sky for you two.
This is more powerful than I thought, thunder is like setting off firecrackers
The stuff is good stuff, I helped you two test it, it’s the serious Xuanyuan Cave Heaven and Yellow River Cave Heaven.
However, these two pieces of baby cannot be returned to you for the time being. I will keep them here for ten and a half months.
There are other wonderful functions of the Four-hole Sky. Wait until I figure them out, and I will give them back to you if I open them again."
Before I finished speaking, another familiar face appeared at the door of the room.
Yang Jian stood there, looked at me and Bu Liuxian silently, then turned and left.
What day is it today? Why are all the gods who were demoted to the mortal world come out?
However, looking at Yang Jian's eyes without any malice, he most likely discovered that there was a catastrophe here and came to see the excitement. He didn't expect to see Bu Liuxian and me here.
Although Yang Jian is no longer a god, his whole body is full of energy, and he looks so energetic when he looks at his back.
He will still be a god sooner or later, and it will be somewhat awkward to meet him in heaven in the future.
Ma Dong and Da Li looked a little dazed when they saw my expression. They might have mistakenly thought that I was tired.
So we arranged a new hotel and opened a presidential suite there for Bu Liuxian and me to rest.
After working hard all night, I was really tired.
When we arrived at the new hotel, we had a random bite of food and then, accompanied by Ma Dong and Da Li, we checked into the presidential suite.
After I came in, I didn't bother to wash up. I took off my clothes and immediately lay on the bed.
It didn't take long for me to fall into a dream. I don't know how long I slept, but I was woken up by the urge to urinate.
After going to the bathroom in the bedroom to relieve myself, I realized that it was still bright outside and I hadn't slept for long.
Just when I was about to go back to bed and continue sleeping, I suddenly heard someone shouting outside the bedroom:
"Donor, Donor, are you awake?
Just wake up, but you can't go back to sleep.
You slept for three days and three nights
Please wake up first, I have something to tell you."
The person who spoke was not Bu Liuxian, but the voice was Zhuge Zhengqi
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