The moment the red light flashed, everything in front of me suddenly seemed to be in slow motion.
Shen Yitian's body had been torn into pieces, and a huge force burst out from his body.
At the same time, Qiu Beidou raised his hands and pressed back the energy that burst out from Shen Yitian's body bit by bit.
The next scene seemed to go back in time. His body that had been blown up recovered as before. Shen Tiantian stared at Qiu Beidou blankly with an expression of disbelief on his face and said:
"It's so hard to lose your soul."
Before he finished speaking, Fatty Qiu raised his hand and put his mouth on his cheek.
A crisp sound of "Pa!" knocked Shen Yitian to the ground.
At this time, the light in my eyes began to disappear little by little. In just a few breaths, his soul turned into a wisp of smoke and floated out from the fairy puppet.
Shen Yitian, who had been tormenting me for several days, just lost his mind.
Seeing that Shen Yitian's soul was annihilated, Qiu Beidou breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the ground. Only then did cold sweat flow from Fatty Qiu's body.
"Jin Guang, you are really vicious."
After Qiu Beidou stabilized his mind, he turned to face the dead golden puppet and continued:
"If I were still in the body of the deputy commander of the Heavenly Court and possessed the immortal magic, I would have been blown away to pieces by now.
Fortunately, after I improved my immortality, the Emperor of Heaven reshaped my divine body, and I also took the elixir from the Supreme Being to improve my immortality.
As long as it's just a little bit different, your conspiracy will be successful."
Thinking of how we almost lost our lives as a group just now, Qiu Beidou got angry, stood up and punched and kicked Jin Guang's puppet.
After feeling the bad breath in his chest, Qiu Beidou took a sip at the puppet.
Then he turned back to Bu Liuxian who got up from the ground and said:
"Old Bu, I can't leave him here with you anymore.
They have long nights and many dreams.
I will take this puppet and my consciousness to heaven now and see if Jin Guang has anything else to say.
Little Rabbit - Your Highness, if a god comes down to earth to ask you questions later, just tell the truth."
While talking, Fatty Qiu picked up the puppet's left ankle.
Drag him to the house where the gods descended to earth
I don't know if it's because Qiu Beidou was still angry because he was almost succeeded by Jin Guang and Shen Yitian.
He kicked open the door of the immortal's room, and then dragged the motionless golden puppet into the house like a dead dog.
As the door of the house closed, a puff of white smoke came out from inside, indicating that the two gods inside had arrived in heaven.
At this time, I finally recovered and said to Bu Liuxian:
"Man, if Shen Yitian had succeeded just now, would our brothers really be driven to pieces?"
The old guy wiped his cold sweat and said:
"Donor, you are asking the wrong person.
This is the first time for me, an old Taoist priest, to encounter such a thing. Not to mention seeing it before, I have never even heard of it.
This scares me to death
The divine body reveals itself - that power is really not something that ordinary people like us can bear.
In all likelihood, your body and soul will turn into a wisp of smoke in an instant.
As an old Taoist priest, I have lived for so long, so that’s all I can do.
It’s just a pity for you, the donor. You just became the godson of the Emperor of Heaven, and you almost lost something before you got any benefits.”
Just when I was feeling lucky to have saved my life, I suddenly heard someone shouting from behind me:
"Old fairy, I just realized that this seems to be a test for me, right?
I didn't wet my pants. Doesn't it look like it has withstood the test?
You always accept me as your little apprentice, and I will help you with your excrement and urine, and provide for you till the end of your life.
The two masters are here, my disciple Wu Sandong kowtows to the two masters."
While he was talking, Wu San, who was brought back inexplicably, knelt on the ground with a "plop!"
Then he kept kowtowing in the direction of Bu Liuxian and me.
This Wu Sanbai is really affordable. His head made a "bang bang" sound, and in the blink of an eye, there was blood on his forehead.
At this time, Wu Zheng, Wu San's nephew, also reacted.
Following his own farewell, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed.
"Old god, you have to accept me too
I'm young and I have a lot of physical work to do. Xiao Wu is so crazy about me.
I can pour water for the mistress to wash her feet, or pour the urinal for the child.
Master, you will accept me and won’t suffer any loss.”
Only then did I realize that there was this pair of live treasures who could speak cross talk.
As the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven, I can afford a few nods from both of them.
Looking at Bu Liuxian who was dumbfounded, I said to him:
"Man, if you don't want to give me face, just accept them both.
With my current status, gods in heaven will come and go frequently in the future.
Your Taoist temple is just like the two brothers Zhuge Zhengqi. They will definitely be too busy in the future.
Although these two men do not make a good living, there is still no human life - I mean, you two have never killed anyone, have you?"
Wu Sandong knelt on the ground, looked at me and said:
"Looking at what you always said, how can I, my young disciple, have such ability?
It's like stealing a bucket and asking the dead to borrow a few pennies.
The money earned from selling antiques is also used to help the poor.”
Having said this, Wu Sandong didn't let go when he saw me and Bu Liuxian. At that moment, he changed his strategy, his eyes suddenly turned red, and he said with a cry:
"To tell you the truth, you heard it just now, I don't seem to be able to go back to that home.
The girl in Jie Ni Ma’s family has an affair. The son I have raised for more than 20 years is the son of someone else.
How can I have the nerve to go back?
My brothers and sisters all knew that I was completely green from head to toe, but I was kept in the dark.
He went home and happily raised a son for someone else.
When I get back, they have to praise me - Damn Ninja Turtles.
If you don't accept my words, then I will have no choice but to die here.
My life, why is it so miserable?"
Seeing Wu Sandong crying with runny nose and tears, I actually felt some sympathy with him.
I think of my ex-wife and the child she beat.
I said to Bu Liuxian who was watching the excitement with a smile:
"Man, I have the final say on this matter.
Let them both stay in the Taoist temple.
Don't say whether to accept disciples or not, let them stay here and destroy them.
If these two men really have some intelligence, are you considering whether to accept them as your younger brothers?"
Before I could finish speaking, several figures suddenly appeared out of thin air in front of me.
The visitors turned out to be Wu Jun, Niu Mang, Ma Shangfeng and the real Zhuge Zhengqi who were kidnapped by Jin Guang and Shen Tiantian.
After the golden light was brought to heaven, the magic that imprisoned them became ineffective.
As soon as they were freed, they rushed over.
Fortunately, Zhuge Zhengqi was a mortal, and he would not be ashamed if he fell into the hands of gods.
It's just that the three immortals Niu, Ma and Wu Jun looked at each other a little bit.