After hearing what I said, the third child's mouth widened in surprise.
He immediately stopped and turned back to me and said:
"Boy, don't talk nonsense!
My aunt is a fairy sister, how could she marry a wild boy like you?
If you continue to talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will take you back and ask the gods to cut you into pieces."
"Old man, you still don't believe me after I told you"
After I smiled softly, I continued:
"Do you know why I kicked you guys away just now?
That means discussing marriage with me.
Don’t you believe it, do I dare to joke about such a thing?
Your god doesn't want his sister to be an old girl anymore, and thinks I'm a pretty good person.
You need to have a good appearance, a good character, and a backstage.
Now tell me about your old lady
I should say it or not, you gods are really good.
It breaks my heart for you old guys.
Do you know what the bride price is for your old lady?
Prepare a large set of generators so that your fairy shop will have electricity in the future.
Then I will give each of your households a large color TV
Look, this is all for you old guys."
After hearing what I said, the third child began to believe it.
He sighed and said:
"It's not easy for gods either. If it weren't for his old man, we would have died long ago.
The brother and sister brought us all out to ensure that we could survive here.
Although it’s a little harder, I can still survive.”
When he said this, the third child looked at me strangely, and then continued:
"Old uncle, next time you come back with a bride price, can you bring me two cigarettes?
It doesn’t need to be very good, just a strongman or a fort.
I haven’t smoked in decades. When I was dreaming two days ago, I dreamed that when I was young, I went to the Sui Temple to burn incense and secretly smoked with the gods outside the temple."
Take a look back.
I vaguely guessed something in my mind, but I still said calmly:
"Looking back, you gods have also mentioned that.
He said it had been abandoned for many years and asked me to stop by and take a look.
I was asked to take some photos of the original site of Suiyiguan when I come back.
Third child, we will be a family from now on.
Waiting for the old uncle to come back - not to mention the strongman or the fort.
I'll give you a whole box of Huazi, and I'll give you a whole box of Maotai regardless of whether you smoke or drink.
When you're done smoking and drinking, tell your old uncle and I'll get it for you.
Didn’t I tell you? Your old uncle and I are also from the circle of gods.
Those ordinary rich people outside treat me with great respect.
No matter what Lao Wang or Lao Zong, we are all friends."
After hearing my words, the third child immediately beamed with joy, changed his attitude toward me several times, and said respectfully:
"Old uncle, you are right,
We will be a family from now on, and you can't ignore your poor relatives at home.
If there is any need for me in the future, old uncle, just ask.
I just can’t get out, but as long as it’s about the Shenxian Shop, there’s not much that I, Zhang Laosan, can’t do.”
"You just reminded me of something."
Hearing that the third child relaxed, I immediately got off the slope and said:
"Third brother, isn't that right? Although I promised your god to marry your old lady,
But I don’t know much about you, old lady. You have been through this before, and you know that a marriage without feelings is not happy.
You told me about your old aunt, so I didn't have to inquire about it after I went out."
After hearing these few words of mine, the third child began to hesitate.
He said hesitantly:
"Old uncle, it's not appropriate for me, a junior, to talk about this matter.
Besides, there are many things that I can’t explain clearly. Why don’t you ask someone else?
Just wait, I'll call Lao Qi Lao Ba here."
Seeing the third child playing tricks, I laughed and said:
"Forget it, I'll find out for myself after I go out.
But you also understand that so many years have passed, and many people who knew your old lady have left.
If you are still alive, you may have some conflicts with your old lady, and you may say something unpleasant if the upper lips touch the lower lip.
Of course, I won't believe it
But you still have to prove that what they say is false, and it may take a lot of time to go back and forth.
It seems that these three to five years are enough to find out.
If you wait a few more years, I should be back with the betrothal gift in ten or eight years."
"Don't wait for ten or eight years. If you are unlucky, then old uncle, you can bring cigarettes and alcohol to visit my grave."
After the third child smiled bitterly, he lowered his voice and continued:
"Old uncle, you can't say that I told you.
Speaking of which, my old lady was also a famous beauty from all over the country.
When the immortal was still working as a little Taoist at Su Yi Guan, my old lady would often go to Su Yi Guan to help.
The person who fell in love with her back then has lost his temper.
It's a pity that her vision is so high that she doesn't even look down on our township chief's son.
It's a pity that such a big thing happened later, and the fairy and the old lady took us all the way here.
For so many years, I have been staying here, and this is really my duty, and there is nothing evil about it."
The immortal worked as a Taoist priest in Suiyiguan, and a major event happened in Suiyiguan that year, which was related to the life and death of these people.
Gods and women brought these people here.
Following Lao San's words, I summed up the key points in my mind.
Just as he was about to continue asking tentatively, a man in his seventies suddenly walked out of an adobe house in front of him.
After seeing this man, Lao San immediately waved to him and said:
"Second brother, come here and say hello to our old uncle.
Hurry, the old uncle went to fix the generator for us.
When he comes back, we can also watch big color TV sets."
The old man was stunned for a moment, looked me up and down, and said:
"Isn't this the boy you rescued yesterday?
Why am I an old uncle again?
Whose old aunt—you don’t mean to say our old aunt, right?”
Seeing the third brother nodding at him, the second brother frowned.
After looking at me again, the second brother sneered and said to the third brother:
"Lao San, you are usually a very sophisticated person, how can you let others act like a monkey?
Who is that? Is this person worthy?"
While talking, the second brother suddenly made a magic trick with his hand.
As he performed this action, a familiar aura of immortal magic emerged from his body.
This immortal magic is so familiar that I couldn’t be more familiar with it. Isn’t this the immortal magic I deceived from the two immortals, Ox and Horse?
How did it happen to him?
Also, how could he cast immortal magic?
This person is not a god
When the last thought flashed out, a voice came from my mind: