Long Gun really helped us on the Revenant Train a few days ago.
He even turned against Yang Jian for the sake of King Yama and a few of us, who were not very familiar with him.
It seemed that the dragon species was most likely to cause trouble for Yang Jian, but he was a step too late. Erlang Shen had already restored his immortality.
He probably knew that he was no match for Yang Jian, so he did the next best thing and captured the Howling Sky Dog to torment Erlang Shen.
This muddy water is not something Zhuge Zhengqi and I can wade through. If Yang Jian is really jealous, I, the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven, will be just a joke to him.
After making eye contact with Zhuge Zhengqi, we both turned around at the same time and tiptoed towards the door of the hotel.
At this time, the proprietress who was waiting to take the order said with a puzzled face:
"What are you two doing?
Don't want to eat?
Eating outside? Not possible because the wind and sand outside are too strong.
Zhuge, what on earth do you want to do?
Tell eldest sister"
Unexpectedly, the landlady actually knew Zhuge Zhengqi's name. She probably heard it when he brought the immortal here before.
But as a restaurant owner, what are you doing with a photographic memory?
Just when the proprietress said the word "Zhuge", Long Gun's voice in the private room teaching Xiaotian Dog suddenly stopped.
Before Zhuge Zhengqi and I could walk out of the hotel door, Long Gun's voice rang again:
"Zhuge? Is it that Zhuge?
There are two people outside. The other one is a boy named Shen, right?
What? I heard that you became the godson of the Emperor of Heaven, so you have forgotten all about the friendship that happened on the train?
While Long Gun was talking, the landlady still looked confused and kept urging us to order.
It seemed that Longzhong had added some tactics to these two sentences, so the boss lady couldn't hear what he said.
I smiled bitterly and said to the landlady:
"Who said you won't eat?
Do you see any good friends here?
We share a table.
Boss lady, I don’t want any of the dishes my buddy ordered just now.
Come to a table with a good banquet, remember, a good banquet.”
After hearing my words, the landlady curled her lips and said:
“Aren’t the best banquets still the same few dishes?
The house specialties, fried mushrooms, large plate of chicken and braised pork ribs, and whole minnows.”
When the proprietress told the kitchen the names of the dishes, Zhuge Zhengqi and I had already opened the door and entered the private room.
Sure enough, Long Gun, whom he hadn't seen for a few days, was sitting on the main seat inside.
Sitting next to him was a skinny man wearing black clothes, who was the transformed human form of the Howling Sky Dog that he had dealt with twice before.
Two people were sitting at the dining table. There were two sets of bowls and chopsticks on the table. By this time, five or six dishes had been served.
But neither of them moved their chopsticks, as if they knew in advance that Zhuge Zhengqi and I were coming and were waiting for us.
Seeing Zhuge Zhengqi and I coming in, Howling Sky Dog first stood up, and then he sat down again with a blank look on his face.
Seeing him fidgeting, Long Gun suddenly raised his hand, tapped the back of the Sky-Screaming Dog's head, and said:
"What's the rush?
This is not the owner of a dog meat restaurant
Don’t you know? Zhuge Zhengqi from Luoshen Temple, and Shen Lian, the godson of the Emperor of Heaven.
We just saw each other on the train a few days ago, and you don’t remember it so quickly?
These are all the friends I invited to eat dog meat.”
After scaring the Howling Sky Dog, Long Gun turned his head and smiled at me and Zhuge Zhengqi, and continued:
"How about you two having a good time?
Have you ever eaten dog meat?
How did you say that?
The dog meat rolled three times, even the gods could not stand firm.
Now he is a fairy dog, even the Emperor of Heaven cannot stand still after eating it."
I laughed, pulled up a chair and sat across from Long Gun, and said to him:
"Your Highness Dragonborn, what do you think is so good about dog meat?
If you want to eat, eat delicacies from the mountains and sea.
I happen to know a seafood restaurant, let’s go there.”
"Tell me again what to eat?"
Long Gun squinted his eyes, looked at me, and then continued:
"Tell me in front of me, the leader of the water tribe, what should I eat?"
Now you are the leader of the aquarium? When you were on the train, I didn’t see you eating less of the seafood on the train.
After I cursed a few times, I laughed and continued:
"How could I forget this?
Then you should eat dog meat. Dog meat is good.
It's a coincidence, buddy, I know a dog meat restaurant in Yanbian.
Let’s go there to eat serious fresh dog meat, the kind that can kill a tiger with one bite.”
"Boy, since when did you and Yang Jian wear the same pair of pants?"
After Long Gun glanced at me, he continued:
"I treat you as a friend, that's why I invite you to eat fairy dog meat.
If you don't eat it, just think that my hot face is stuck on my cold ass.
You go and report to Yang Jian, I really don't care about that.
Tell him to keep the head of the Howling Sky Dog for him."
Before I could speak this time, Zhuge Zhengqi smiled and said first:
"Your Highness, you must keep the dog's neck for me.
The whole body of the dog is delicious, but the neck is the most delicious.
But you have to find a good cook, otherwise it would be a pity if you can’t cook such a good fairy dog.”
When Zhuge Zhengqi spoke, Howling Sky Dog's body trembled non-stop.
He looked at the ugly Taoist priest in panic and couldn't help but said:
"I know you are just trying to scare me.
Although I am a beast, I am still in the immortal class.
You are not eating dog meat, you are eating gods
If you let me go now, I won't tell anyone.
Just think I got lost"
Seeing the Howling Sky Dog's tears streaming down, Long Gun kicked it and said:
"Don't cry!
Didn't you hear that? The meat of pigs, cattle, sheep and dogs will become sour when they cry.
Did I go through so much trouble just to eat sweet and sour dog meat?
Hold back your tears for me."
Seeing how the Howling Sky Dog was about to cry but didn't dare to cry, I really couldn't think of eating dog meat.
Just when I was trying to think of a way to persuade Long Gun, I saw Zhuge Zhengqi secretly winking at me.
Ugly Taoist What does this mean?
I swallowed back the words that were on my lips. At this time, I saw Zhuge Zhengqi getting up and giving Long Gun a glass of wine.
The ugly Taoist priest poured wine and said:
"Your Highness, there are two sets of bowls and chopsticks on the table.
You have one set of bowls and chopsticks, but I don’t know whose guest the other set of bowls and chopsticks belongs to?
Howling Sky Dog is a dish now, so it shouldn’t be his, right?”
Long Gun was stunned for a moment, then looked Zhuge Zhengqi up and down and said:
"Ugly boy, you have some good eyesight.
Yes, I'm waiting for an old friend.
How can I eat such good dog meat?
That’s how I am, if there’s something delicious, let’s eat it together, brothers and sisters.”
Before Long Gun finished speaking, he suddenly heard the voice of the landlady outside the private room:
"Sit inside. Even though our store is small, we can cook all kinds of dishes.
Would you like to try our signature dishes?
Fried Mushrooms, Big Plate of Chicken and Braised Pork Ribs”
At this time, another familiar voice came from outside:
"I have no appetite, you can eat"
The owner of this voice had just met Yang Jian half a day ago, when they left at the Immortal Shop.