"What do you mean by touching something that shouldn't be touched and kissing something that shouldn't be kissed?"
I looked at Fourth Sister and Princess blankly, and then continued:
"What about you touching porcelain?
My ex-wife wouldn’t dare to blackmail me like this
The last time we bumped into each other twice on the train, it would be better to blackmail me than the Ministry of Railways."
Before I finished speaking, Gege suddenly appeared in front of me.
Before I could understand, the little girl raised her hand and slapped me on the left side of my face.
There was a crisp sound of "Pa!", which made stars appear in my eyes.
If Zhuge Zhengqi hadn't helped me up behind me, I would have been knocked to the ground.
After slapping me, Gege still didn't feel relieved and even came over to punch and kick me.
Fortunately, the fourth sister came over and hugged this girl tightly, and then kept saying to me:
"Your Highness, look how angry you are making our family.
You will soon be a young couple. Fighting means kissing and scolding means loving each other. You can't hold grudges."
"Tell this to your family, Gege.
Bah! Talk shit to her.
Tell her future short-lived husband, tell him not to be happy for too long, or he will die in the hands of this bitch sooner or later."
Zhuge Zhengqi also pulled me aside, and the ugly Taoist priest leaned into my ear and whispered:
"Donor, don't make the matter a big deal.
Think about what’s here—Gege, don’t lift the table!”
While the ugly Taoist priest was talking, Gege had already broken away from the fourth sister.
But this time the little girl didn't come directly to me. She vented all her anger on the table in front of me.
Gege raised her hand and wanted to overturn the table.
Zhuge Zhengqi and I saw something was wrong, and we both held down the table firmly.
While holding down the table, I saw Yang Jian walking out of the single room opposite.
Erlang Shen stretched his neck and was looking here.
Fortunately, Yang Jian didn't suspect anything. Otherwise, if he had opened his third eye now, he would have seen the Howling Dog hidden under the table with its limbs and jaw dislocated.
The outcome would be really unpredictable.
In order to avoid Yang Jian's suspicion, I raised my hand and gave Princess a slap in the face.
There was a "pop!" sound, this time it was harder than the one I received just now.
When Yang Jian saw it, he grinned in pain.
Before she could get upset, I pointed directly at her nose and cursed:
"Don't feel like you're being bullied!
How many times have you hit me in total?
This slap counts as interest.
What’s there to see?
Have you never seen domestic violence?
After getting married, I will beat her every day
If you can't stand it, don't live with me. It's not like I've never been divorced."
Gege was so angry that her eyes were on fire, just when she was about to cast a spell and fight me desperately.
Long Gun, who had been watching the fun with a smile, stopped, and Long Zhong nodded at Ge Ge.
After the little girl screamed, she fell to the ground and rolled over.
"You two are fighting, but you still want to kill the girl? Do you want to kill your husband?"
After Long Gun knocked down Gege with one finger, he stood up, nodded with a smile to Yang Jian who was watching the fun opposite, and said:
"Isn't this Lord Erlang?
This world is really small. The less you want to see someone, the more likely you are to see someone.
When did you come here? Come and have something to eat together?
You're welcome, I need a pair of chopsticks."
Although Yang Jian took back the immortal magic, he was still not an immortal after all.
At that moment, he bowed slightly to Long Gun and said:
"His Royal Highness Long Gun and His Highness Shen Lian are also here
We are here to do errands, so we won’t disturb your meal.”
Yang Jian didn't want to have too much contact with Long Gun. After a few polite words, he left with everyone in his Erlang Temple.
Before leaving, he may have felt something.
He turned around and glanced at our single room again, and finally his eyes rested on my face.
Yang Jian seemed to have something to say to me, but after hesitating for a moment, he swallowed the words that came to his lips.
After watching Yang Jian being surrounded by people and leaving, Zhuge Zhengqi and I looked at each other, and both of us breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
At this time, the fourth sister handed over the crazy Princess to the care of her sisters.
She came over to me and said:
"Your Highness, you are the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven, so your words cannot be ignored.
His Highness Long Gun and Lord Erlang heard it. Did you say that the slap just now was domestic violence?
Then say that you recognize our princess.
A man's words are hard to follow
If you still don't admit it, then you can't blame us women for having a bad temper.
If we really start a fight with you here, even His Highness Long Gun won't be able to help you anymore."
After hearing what the fourth sister said, if there was no explanation, these dozen old ladies would still fight me.
Even if they were trying to scare me, if they opened the table again, Yang Jian and the others would not have gone far.
Seeing Zhuge winking at me righteously, I took a deep breath helplessly and said to the fourth sister:
"Then let's wait and see.
But let’s be honest, if your princess touches me again, the relationship will be completely broken.
Let's go back to our respective homes and find our own mothers."
After listening to my words, the fourth sister smiled like a flower again.
She turned back and pulled the disobedient and angry Ge Ge, and said to her:
"Did you hear that, His Highness said it can be dealt with?
From today on, you will stay with His Highness.
Serve His Highness well. If His Highness is dissatisfied, you don't have to return to the sect.
Okay, why are you crying, kid?
Such a great thing, so many girls struggled to serve His Highness, but none of them had the blessing.
You, you, you, were born in blessings and don’t know how to be blessed.”
Gege was reluctant, and I wasn't willing either.
But thinking that as long as we got through this period of time and waited for the women like Fourth Sister to leave, Zhuge Zhengqi and I quickly left the place of right and wrong.
When the time comes, I can think of a way to ask Princess to give me a mouthful, and the marriage will fall through.
After the fourth sister persuaded Gege a few more words, she said to me with a smile:
"Your Highness, then our princess will be left to you.
You young people, don’t be so feudal, just do whatever you need to do.”
While talking, he kept winking at Princess.
"Okay, I'll send Gege to you. My mission is completed.
Our sect still has something to do, so I’ll take my leave now.”
After finishing speaking, the fourth sister said a few polite words to Long Gun, and then left the place with her women.
The fourth sister here just left the small restaurant, and Princess over there turned against her.
The little girl didn't dare to do something to me. She suddenly stood up, raised her hand and hit the table.
Neither Zhuge Zhengqi nor I expected that this girl would fall out whenever she said she wanted to, and she didn't stop anyone and watched helplessly as the slap hit the table.
With a loud noise, a large round table with ten people was broken into pieces, revealing the Howling Dog still twitching inside.
"ah!
Isn't this the dog that followed Yang Jian?
You stole Yang Jian’s dog”
Before Gege could finish speaking, I covered her mouth and said to Long Gun and Zhuge Zhengqi: