My bad taste arose, so I leaned over and whispered in Ge Ge’s ear:
"Dear, why didn't you say anything when my sister-in-law came?
Please help me hold my third child, he has pooped his diaper.
I've been covering it up all afternoon, it's almost getting hot.
There is also the second child, who has been quarreling all afternoon and asking for milk from his mother.
Come, take the child."
While I was talking, I pulled out a pillow next to Ge Ge's bed, looked at the picture of the little girl with blurred eyes, picked up the pillow as if I were holding a child, and pretended to undress and feed the 'child'.
Originally, I wanted to see a joke, but when I saw Gege serious about breastfeeding the 'baby', I knew the joke was getting too big, so I immediately snatched the pillow away from her arms and said:
"Look at my brain.
Just now, your old lady prepared milk powder for the child. If you don't eat it, it will be a waste.
Sister-in-law, please have a good chat with your sister-in-law today.
I'll stay for dinner later.
Try my handiwork. I just made pickles the day before yesterday, mix them with stinky tofu, and eat them with big pancakes."
When I was talking, Gege suddenly tilted her head and then looked at me with wide eyes.
I thought she hadn't come to her senses yet, so I leaned over and said:
"Are you so happy after eating a big pancake?
Just treat it as the Chinese New Year today, and I’ll buy another two taels of white flour.”
Before I could finish my words, Gege suddenly raised her hand and slapped me across the face.
Fortunately, I had a pillow in my hand and lifted it up to take the blow for me.
"Poof!" There was a muffled sound, and the pillow was instantly blown open, and the cotton wadding inside was flying everywhere.
"You little bastard! How dare you take advantage of me while I'm unconscious."
While Gege was talking, she pretended to get out of bed and continue to fight with me.
At this moment, my eyes flashed. Niu Zhen appeared behind the little girl Fianzi, grabbed her hair and pushed her back to the hospital bed.
"You are so bold, you dare to attack His Highness, the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven.
If he loses a hair, you have to pay for it with your life.
Huh? Why are you staring at me so fiercely?
Which one of you is from the land of gods? You have never been beaten by gods, right?
I."
When speaking, the cowboy raises his hand to make a gesture, and will give a pause.
Although this attack will not kill this girl, she has just completed the operation. If she gets another blow from the gods, she may not be able to get off the bed in three to five years.
"Old Niu, it's almost done"
I grabbed the cow and then continued to say to him:
“This little girl’s anesthetic has not worn off yet, and she doesn’t even know what she is doing.
You say you are a god after all, why would you want to compete with her?
Besides, what-so-so, she is my girlfriend who I haven’t dated yet.
I—Old Niu, what are you doing?”
Originally, I planned to distance myself from the relationship with Princess, but I didn't expect that in the middle of my words, Niu Mo suddenly changed his face. With a smile on his face, he was about to apologize to the girl on the hospital bed.
I reluctantly held him back again, and just when I was about to talk in detail about my relationship with Gegeba, there was a knock on the door of the ward. Then the nurse in charge of Zhuge Zhengqi ward opened the door and timidly said:
"The family members of the patient who is in the sixth grade of high school. The patient just woke up and called out a person named Shen Lian.
Which of you is called Shen Lian?"
After hearing that Zhuge Zhengqi woke up so quickly, I couldn't care less about Princess here.
I'm worried that the ugly Taoist priest, like this little girl in the movie, said things he shouldn't have said while under anesthesia.
At that moment, I said to the cow python:
"Old Niu, I'll go over and see Zhuge.
You look after Princess for me
I was worried that the remnants of evil would not dare to deal with me again, so they focused on me, a girlfriend I had never had a relationship with.
You keep an eye on her here and don't let anyone take advantage of her."
Niu Mangguang heard that his girlfriend had not been with him, and he did not think carefully about why his girlfriend wanted to be with him.
He nodded at me and said:
"Your Highness, leave this to me, you can be at ease.
Even if the evil spirit is reborn, I can still beat him to death again.
If anything happens to you over there, just call loudly and I'll be there immediately."
After agreeing, I left the ward and took a few steps to the ward next to where Zhuge Zhengqi was.
When I pushed the door open and walked in, I saw the doctor checking the ugly Taoist priest's body.
I waited patiently for them to finish the examination and left the ward.
After Zhuge Zhengqi and I were the only two people left here, I walked up to the ugly Taoist priest and whispered:
“Brother, you’ve kept it secret from me for so long, are you just waiting for this day?
I said that after entering Luoshen Temple, we two brothers were everywhere everywhere, was this all planned by you?"
Zhuge Zhengqi smiled weakly and said:
"Donor, what do you want me to say?
Some things are not what you see”
"What else could it be?"
I interrupted the ugly Taoist priest, but when I saw him, he still gritted his teeth and refused to accept the matter of administering the Guangwu Heze Immortal Technique.
I originally wanted to mention Guangwu Heze directly, but I was worried that walls have ears.
Who knows if Huangfu Pheasant's soul is in disarray and will attract Yang Jian here?
Maybe the three-eyed man is in the ward right now, hiding and eavesdropping on the conversation between Zhuge Zhengqi and me.
Thinking of this, I sighed and swallowed the words about Guangwu Heze.
He continued to face Zhuge Zhengqi and said:
"Is this the case? I'm not blind either.
But if you don’t admit it, it’s natural that you don’t admit it. I’m waiting for the day when you do.
Tell me the whole story
Man, I'll just pretend that didn't happen.
When you feel the time is right, come back and tell me."
After hearing these few words from me, Zhuge Zhengqi finally saw a smile on his face.
After he grinned, he continued:
"The situation is already like this. Let's get ready and go to Erlang Temple to meet my master as soon as possible."
"Brother, now that things are like this, do you still need to live in Erlang Temple?"
I interrupted Zhuge Zhengqi's words, then patted my chest and continued:
"It's no longer necessary these days. I guess the crosstalk talker has already transferred all my property.
I'll just buy a five-star hotel for you guys to stay in.
One person lives on one floor!
Your master's floor is full of bathing pools, so give him a proper bath.
Change into clean clothes. Don't be afraid of any disaster. Have you forgotten whose godson I am?
Talk to your Heavenly Emperor and we will avoid the catastrophe - eh? Lao Niu, if you are not in the ward next to me, what are you doing here?"
When I was halfway through speaking, the cow suddenly appeared in front of me out of thin air.
I feel a little lucky that I have been talking to Zhuge Zhengqi for a while.
Niu Mo winked at me and said:
"Your Highness, you are about to go out.
How could you hide such a big happy event from me?
It doesn't matter if you hide it from me, why would you even hide it from His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven?
Are you still pretending? Just now the fourth sister from Gege arrived.