Niu Mo lowered the window, glanced towards the top of the mountain, then turned back to the few of us and said:
"Erlang Temple is not a place to worship gods. In addition to worshiping Yang Jian, there should not be any gods coming."
After listening to Niu Gan's words, I immediately sensed something was wrong and interrupted him directly, saying:
"Old Niu, what you said is really funny.
If Erlang God is not in Erlang Temple, where will he be? Tutu Temple?"
Niu Mo said nonchalantly:
"Erlang Temple is the place where Yang Jian is worshiped, not the place where he falls into a state of obscurity.
Speaking of which, Yang Jian can be regarded as an alternative among our immortals. He is the only immortal who does not need an immortal treasure and can carry immortal magic to the lower realm at will.
Because there is no need for an immortal prince, Yang Jian can descend to earth at any place he chooses.
Your Highness, you don’t know how many gods in the sky are jealous of Yang Jian.
We have to go down to earth at the designated place in a disciplined manner. If we are lucky enough to meet an immortal who is more respectful to the gods and can discuss things easily, it will be fine, but if we meet someone thousands of miles away, we will meet an immortal who does not eat raw rice. , How dare you give us the looks of gods?"
When she heard this, Ge Ge, who had not had a good face along the way, finally became interested. She said to Niu Fu with some disbelief:
"impossible
All of us in Land of the Gods worship the gods as our supreme ancestors.
It’s like when our queen comes down to earth, we all have to kneel down to greet her.”
"That's because you know the rules."
When Niu Gao said this, he seemed to suddenly think of something.
After smiling a little, he continued:
"I heard that too.
When Guanghui Xingjun came to earth, he met a man who didn't eat uncooked rice in Jingpu Society.
You said that we are all monks, but there is one who is not afraid of gods.
With the magic of immortality, guarding against gods is like guarding against thieves.
If you want to ask him for magic, you have to explain what it is for and how much it is used for.
Mr. Guanghui Xingjun, who had such a good temper, returned to heaven, but he even started to curse others.
Later, when other gods came to earth, they had to avoid Jingpu Society."
While we were talking, the car suddenly stopped, and we saw a luxury car parked in front of us, blocking our way.
Seeing the car completely blocking the road, the driver of our commercial vehicle got out of the car. When he was about to argue with the car in front, he saw the door of the car in front opened and a middle-aged man in his forties got out of the car. .
This man ignored our driver, walked directly to the car window, knocked on the car window and motioned for us to open the door.
After seeing the appearance of the visitor, Niu Mo's eyes widened in surprise, then he opened the door and said:
"Xiaoyao Immortal, do you have any orders?
This is such a big deal, you have to come here in person."
After seeing clearly that the person getting out of the car was Niu Gu, the 'Xiaoyao Immortal' smiled bitterly and said:
"It's a patrol angel.
Isn't that right? The car suddenly stalled.
The person sitting in the car is your immortal prince, right?
Could you please help me push the cart with your fairy prince?
This foreign devil's car looks good, that's all.
It’s just as unrealistic as the one they believe in.”
"Trolley?"
Niu Mo couldn't believe what he heard. After picking his ears, he continued:
"I have been in the mortal world for a long time, and my ear canals have been polluted by the turbid air below.
How can I still hear such ridiculous words as "cart"?
You are Lord Xiaoyao Xing. With your little magic power to push a cart, can’t you just take a look at it?"
After listening to Niu Gang's words, the Xiaoyao Immortal almost cried.
He sighed aggrievedly and said:
"Niu Xian, you don't know
I was framed this time when I came to earth, and I was arranged to go to the Jingpu Society to be a god.
That immortal prince named Zhao Shengli, it seems that I owed him in my previous life.
I want to use some magic, as if to kill him.
What do you think? He took out a piece of paper and asked me to fill in a form, explaining the purpose of the magic, what to pay back, and the dosage.
He would prepare as much as he wrote, and it would not be enough to give him any more.
Isn't that right? I heard that His Highness Shen Lian, the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven, is going to Erlang Temple to marry the person whom His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven bestows in marriage.
Why do we, the immortals who have descended to earth, come here?
As a result, the car broke down on the road, and all my magical powers were used up while trying to solve the errand.
I was thinking of asking that guy to be accommodating and give me some magic tricks to get the car moving.
What's the result?
This guy disagrees with one hundred and twenty.
There was nothing I could do. Seeing His Highness Shen Lian was about to arrive, I just——"
When I said this, this Xiaoyao fairy saw me who had lowered the window and was looking at him.
The old god immediately understood and his face instantly turned red.
He patted his thigh, covered his face and said:
"I remembered, Niu Xian, you are now His Highness's bodyguard.
I was so dazed that I didn't even know His Highness was here.
I even asked you to push the cart, I am really "
Just as the happy-go-lucky fairy was beating his chest, the door of the broken-down car in front opened again.
A young man with oily hair and pink face stuck his head out, frowned and shouted to us:
"Xiaoyao Xian, are you okay?
It’s so hard to find someone to push the cart
Don't expect to get immortal magic from me, I don't know what other people's immortal treasures do.
As the Immortal Prince, I am responsible for supervising you immortals and not using the immortal magic indiscriminately. This is the right granted to us by His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven.
Don’t stop listening to what I have to say, this is all for the good of you gods.
You immortals can get as many immortal magics as you want, so what do you need from our immortal princes?
After a long time, have all of them become Guangwu Heze?
What kind of fun is that?"
Originally, I thought this immortal prince had a bit of a personality, but when I heard him talk about Guangwu Heze, he was so dirty.
I won't be polite about this.
I opened the car door and walked out without even looking at the well-oiled Xian Chu in the car.
He said to the cow:
"Old Niu, you've been busy for a long time even with such a big thing.
What does the car in front of me mean by parking here? Is it trying to harm me?
You want to assassinate me, and then trigger the wrath of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, and trigger the second God-conferring War, right?
Even if this is not the case, then your vigilance cannot be relaxed.
Hurry, push the car down for it.
Don't block my way.
Is this big brother your friend? Let your friend get on the bus together?
Hurry up, it’s getting late, don’t delay me from going up for supper.”
Niu Mo had already disliked the Xian Chu in the car. After laughing, he instantly reached the side of the car in front.
I saw Niu Shenxian pressing his hand on the car and saying to the people in the car:
"When I lose to three, I push the car down to one."
As soon as the word '' was spoken, the driver and the oily young man jumped out of the car.
After Niugang counted to three, he didn't see any effort, and the car was already pushed down the winding mountain road.
At this time, the young man with oily hair and pink face turned red with anger. Just when he was about to explode, he saw Zhuge Zhengqi get off the car from the other side, looked at him and said:
"Isn't this Brother Shengli? I've seen His Highness Shen Lian, why don't you come over and salute?"