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Chapter 392

Chapter 392 Urination and coaxing

Author: Er Dong Shui Shou

Chapter 392 Urination and coaxing

In just a moment, Guanshi Luo with a Chinese character face turned into Bu Liuxian with an old face

The moment he saw Bu Liuxian, He Nanxing understood everything.

He covered the wound on his chest, took a few steps back, and said to Bu Liuxian in front of him:

"You were the one who was inspecting it just now, dressed as a Taoist priest from Erlang Temple.

You already suspected this, but you didn't show it, just to kill someone back."

While He Nanxing was talking, the wound on his chest was still bleeding.

At this time, Bu Liuxian was applying medicine to himself. He took out several small porcelain bottles from his arms, took a few pills, and then began to apply external medicine to his wounds.

While applying the medicine, he smiled and said to He Nanxing:

"How about you say you have been a god?

The angle of seeing things is different from that of ordinary people. If I were Lao Zhu above, I would never be able to figure out why."

Before Bu Liuxian finished speaking, he suddenly scattered the medicinal powder in his hand into the air in front of him.

As this action was performed, another He Nanxing appeared from a place full of medicinal powder.

Immediately, ‘He Nanxing’ who was standing there talking disappeared without a trace.

This scene made me grow up. He Nanxing distracted Bu Liuxian's attention by talking and wanted to sneak attack while he was unprepared.

Unexpectedly, the old Taoist priest predicted He Nanxing's movements and blocked his movements in advance with the medicine powder in his hand.

He Nanxing's face was covered with medicinal powder, and his face was full of pain. Blood was constantly flowing from his eyes, mouth and nose. It seemed that what the old Taoist priest scattered was not ordinary medicinal powder.

Sure enough, after Bu Liuxian took a few steps back, he smiled and said to He Nanxing who was wiping his eyes and applying powder to his mouth and nose:

"I just said that you are not an ordinary person, why do you do stupid things like ordinary people?

Old God, to tell you the truth, this medicinal powder of mine can cure external injuries, but it is too poisonous to be taken. Also, it won’t do anything if it gets into your eyes accidentally.

You are no longer a god, are you? Then I’m afraid you won’t be able to keep your eyes.

Now hurry up and take Songhe Pill. If you are lucky, you can save your life.

But it’s best to be hemiplegic for the rest of your life.

Have you ever seen the sequelae of cerebral infarction?

Yes, it means gesturing six with one hand and seven with the other, walking crookedly.

Otherwise, if you listen to my words of advice that are offensive to your ears, you can end it yourself.

Let's get over this life as soon as possible, and let's start over again in the next life.

Maybe in your next life you will do a few more good deeds to save the world, such as saving the earth, fighting off aliens, etc. It’s really hard not to give you the title of a god.

Even if His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven no longer wants to see you, he will give you the title of a god.

So say it.”

Before Bu Liuxian finished speaking, He Nanxing suddenly gritted his teeth and then stamped his feet fiercely.

As he stamped his feet, I clearly felt that the divine aura in the secret room was instilling into He Nanxing's body.

Bu Liuxian also felt it. He smiled slightly, then turned around and waved his hand towards me, indicating that I should quickly find a place to hide.

Originally I couldn't even lift a hand, but just after Bu Liuxian waved his hand towards me, a warm current exhausted all my eight extraordinary meridians.

The strength that had disappeared before returned to the body in an instant.

Without any hesitation, I got up and rushed directly into the small dark room in the corner.

Although there is no door to block it, there is still a partition inside where you can hide temporarily.

The partitions here are probably life-saving.

Just as he hid in the partition, he noticed the dagger Chang Ertian sitting alone on the shelf next to him.

He Nanxing should have put the dagger on the shelf when he came in before.

There were too many heavenly materials, earthly treasures and immortal weapons on the shelf, so those evil spirits didn't pay attention to this dagger, so they kept it until now.

After seeing the dagger, I quickly took it in my hand. With the dagger in my hand, I felt confident.

At this time, I peeked out and saw that He Nanxing and Bu Liuxian had disappeared.

Although no one could be seen, one could still hear the sound of metal hitting in the air.

With a muffled groan, He Nanxing suddenly fell to the ground out of thin air.

At this time, his eyes, mouth and nostrils were secreting pink foam. He Nanxing's eyes could no longer be seen at all. He fell to the ground and kept roaring:

"Bu Liuxian! Come out!"

Fight or not, how long are you going to hide?

I am a god and cannot tolerate such insults from you!

Come out and give me a good time."

While He Nanxing was speaking, Bu Liuxian had already appeared in front of him.

The old Taoist priest chuckled and said:

"What you said, old immortal, I dare not accept, old Taoist priest.

Otherwise, you should just listen to me and this will be the case for the rest of your life.

When the day comes for your first seven days, the old Taoist priest, I will burn you a complete set of Dream of Red Mansions - The Little Girl in it.

Jia Baoyu, his grandmother, Wang Xifeng, Lin Daiyu, Xue Baochai

There is always one that suits your needs.”

Before he finished the last sentence, the long whip transformed from the Ten Thousand Soul Banner suddenly appeared out of thin air in He Nanxing's hand.

As the tip of the long whip flew towards Bu Liuxian, the old Taoist priest was unprepared, and his calves were entangled with the tip of the whip. Then at an incredible speed, the tip of the whip turned into a spider web-like 'vine' and moved towards Bu Liuxian's body.

spread.

Bu Liuxian did not expect that He Nanxing had such a hand. He opened his mouth and sprayed out fire at the tip of the whip. Unfortunately, the whip was not afraid of fire. After being burned by the fire, it spread to the old Taoist priest even faster.

In the blink of an eye, Bu Liuxian's whole body was covered by 'vines'.

Unexpectedly, in just a moment, the situation over there was reversed

'Looking' at Bu Liuxian still struggling, trying to break free from the 'vines'.

He Nanxing spit out a mouthful of pus and blood, and then said to Bu Liuxian inside the 'vine':

"This is a modified version of the Ten Thousand Soul Banner. You will turn into a pool of pus and blood in just a moment or three."

If you want to live, give me my antidote in exchange."

Before he finished speaking, he saw a small opening being squeezed out of the 'vine', and a pill was thrown out of it.

Although He Nanxing couldn't see it, he could still feel the location of the elixir.

He quickly crawled over, took the elixir in his hand, and drank it without any hesitation.

However, He Nanxing only chewed it twice before spitting out the elixir.

"You bastard!

It’s all filled with psyllium, which can’t cure urination!”

After hearing what He Nanxing said, Bu Liuxian inside the vine burst out laughing.

After laughing for a while, he suddenly stopped moving.

(End of chapter)


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