Chapter 399 The Sixth Son Admitted to the Imperial College
Author: Er Dong Shui Shou
Chapter 399 The Sixth Son Admitted to the Imperial College
“It’s boring, it’s boring”
Seeing a few old guys slumped on the ground in fear, Mustache withdrew his magical power with a look of helplessness.
He looked back at the smiling 'little witch', pointed at the three mountain masters on the ground who were so frightened that they peed their pants, and said to her:
"I thought it was a vicious dragon's pond and tiger's den, but it turned out to be a few toothless old loaches.
If those gods in the sky knew that today I showed up for a few old loaches, they wouldn't be able to laugh at me.
You have to drag me down even though a few little janitors can do it.
What are you looking at! Do you still want to watch an immortal kill someone?"
Halfway through the words, the mountain masters who were slumped on the ground somewhat recovered and were secretly watching Mustache and the 'little witch' talking.
Frightened by this voice, several old guys hurriedly kowtowed to their mustaches.
After Zhao Shanzhu wiped off the cold sweat, he kowtowed and said to the mustache on behalf of his two companions:
"The Immortal.
The disciples didn't know that it was you, the old man, who was coming.
The man named Li dared to attack you, and it was his own fault that he died.
After returning, the disciples said that the man named Li was the mastermind who colluded with evil spirits and invaded Erlang Temple."
While talking, the old guy stole a glance at the corpse on the ground.
He was a little mistaken, thinking that these evil spirits were the men of Mustache, so he gave himself a small mouth and said:
"Looking at my bad mouth, when I saw the immortal coming, I was so excited that I didn't know what to say.
Regardless of whether you are evil or not, we are all monks.
When I get back, I will hold a Taoist meeting to abolish the idea of evil spirits.
You can’t say that they are evil spirits just because they don’t have the same cultivation method as us, or that they are not cultivating immortality or attaining immortality.”
The mustache frowned, turned to the little witch and said:
"What does this old loach mean? You think I'm the evil behind the scenes, right?
What kind of crime is it to humiliate an immortal?"
While speaking, Mustache had already teleported in front of Master Zhao.
Before the old guy could react, Mustache had already slapped him.
There was another sound of watermelons bursting, and just like Shanzhu Li who had just died, Shanzhu Zhao's head turned into a ball of blood mist.
When the other two mountain masters saw this, they knew that they too could not escape death.
At that moment, both of them had very spicy expressions on their faces. After looking at each other, they said in unison:
"Fight! There is still a glimmer of hope."
As soon as these half words were spoken, the two of them jumped up from the ground at the same time.
No matter how you look at this scene, it looks like there will be another bloody storm soon. If these two mountain masters fight to the death, they will be the opponents of Mustache, but maybe if they really fight for their lives, they will leave some mustaches.
The wound is not certain either.
But the next scene opened my eyes. After the two mountain masters jumped up with grins on their faces, neither of them had the intention to kill Mustache. Instead, they rushed towards the window behind them at the same time.
The two of them were running and casting spells to teleport away from this place. From the corner of their eyes, they saw their companions making exactly the same movements as themselves, and they actually tripped their companions in the process of casting spells.
The two old guys cast spells with their hands and kicked each other with their feet at the same time. They were both counting on this kick to knock down their companions and give themselves time to escape.
Unexpectedly, the two of them kicked them down at the same time.
After falling to the ground, the two people's spell-casting gestures immediately became chaotic, and half of their escape spells lost their effect.
Then an even more shocking scene occurred. Two old mountain masters, who together were almost two hundred years old, actually started fighting with each other.
Two people are on the ground. If you give me a big mouth, I will kick you in the crotch.
After a while, both of them were covered in blood.
While fighting, he cursed and said:
"The surname Qian! You lack great virtue.
If I had known you were such a white-eyed beast, I should have strangled you to death the day you entered the school.
You heartless person, you forgot that time in 16 years, when we went to take a bath in disguise, I was the guest."
"Damn it! Don't show off to senior brother, grandson, you are not worthy.
Don't think that I don't know what happened between you and my wife
I have six children in my family, the eldest and the third are almost exactly the same as you.
How many times have I come home at night and seen you jumping out of the window and running away?
Do you really think I don’t know? Or do you think I am addicted to being a turtle?
My ****, you won’t survive anyway, so I’ll beat you to death first.”
"Ha ha ha ha."
When the little witch saw it, she squatted on the ground with a smile.
After finally stopping her laughter, the woman wiped her tears, took out her mobile phone, turned on the camera mode, and took a picture of the two mountain masters who were still fighting, and said with a smile:
"Keep going.
Let’s talk about something we don’t know.
Master Qian Shan, you have six children in total. Two of them are not biological, but at least four more are with you.
Be more open minded.
Why can't you live this life well? Think about the good things.
The son I finally gave birth to is finally serving you and calling you daddy - hahahaha."
At the end of the sentence, the woman couldn't bear it anymore and squatted on the ground and laughed wildly again.
At this time, Qian Shanzhu no longer cares about being shameless. Survival is the most important thing.
He let go of his companion's hair and said to the woman with a sad face:
"It would be great if four of them were my biological children.
I took those six little beasts for a paternity test and found out that the eldest and the third child are the children of this beast.
The second, fourth and sixth children are of the surname Zhao, and the fifth child is of the surname Li.
After all these years, they were not very embarrassed to take advantage of me, so they forced me to have the title of mountain master.
I figured it out, I quit.
I don’t want any mountain master anymore. I’m going to do evil things and I will be against Erlang Temple for the rest of my life.”
While Master Qian Shan was talking, another old guy shot up from the ground like a spring.
This time he didn't run out of the window, knowing that most likely the Mustache God of Death was already ready.
This old guy shot straight to the roof above his head.
With a loud bang, he broke a big hole in the roof. The old guy continued to rush upwards, using his escape skills at the same time, and he was about to disappear in front of me.
Just as the old guy was about to rush upstairs, his body fell down again inexplicably.
They saw that the mustache who had just been watching the excitement at the gate had reached the top of the old guy's head. He pressed his forehead with one hand and pushed him back to the previous position.
"Actually, I didn't plan to kill you two just now, but I have changed my mind now."
While Mustache was speaking, he cast an immortal spell on his hand, and with a sound like a watermelon exploding, a third headless corpse appeared.