These two people didn't see anyone outside at all, and they had already entered the carriage without waiting for anyone to invite them.
The tall man even sat down on my bunk, squeezed me with his butt, bared his teeth and said with a smile:
"Brother, move inside, we know each other.
Why don't you come and sit in our carriage?
We are in carriage nine, in the first row."
While talking, the tall man took out his two tickets and handed them to me.
I didn't reach out to pick it up. After taking a look at the writing on the ticket, I curled my lips and said:
"Hard seat
Dude, are you going to trade the hard seat for my soft sleeper?
I'm sorry, my parents didn't give me a butt that can sit on a hard seat."
When I was talking, I turned my face and looked at Zhuge Zhengqi who was giggling, and said:
"Zhuge, your friend
Your friend’s family runs an abacus factory, right?
Changing the hard seat into a soft sleeper - it was so crackling that I could hear the abacus beads ringing."
Only then did the tall man react. He glanced at Xingguan and me in surprise and said:
"Are you and my brother Zhuge, Master Qiu, together?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I thought you guys were sharing the same carriage, so what do you mean - this one is also in the upper position?"
Halfway through his words, the tall man took a careful look at Doujun Xingguan and said with a surprised look on his face:
"Two superiors? You met on the road, or did you come down to earth together?"
Before the tall man could finish speaking, the short man beside him finally couldn't help it anymore and frowned and said to him:
"Gao Tianci, if I hadn't handed the immortal magic back to you, I would really want to sew your upper and lower lips together now."
After finishing speaking, the short man bowed to Fatty Qiu and said:
"Deputy Commander Qiu, have you also gone down to earth to do errands?
I have been in the mortal world for half a year, and I finally finished my errands and can finally go back to deliver my errands."
After finishing speaking, the short man didn't wait for Qiu Beidou to answer. He turned to Doujun Xingguan and smiled, saying:
“This immortal brother looks very kind, but I just can’t remember where I’ve seen him before.
I wonder where Brother Xian works?
During the Guangxiao Festival in Xiabei, Venerable He Yunshang, I will definitely pay a visit to the Immortal Mansion after returning to Heaven."
Doujun Xingguan nodded somewhat flattered and said:
"I am Doujun Xingguan Chu Huai."
Hearing that the other party was just a small star official, the expression on the face of Beiguang Xiaojie Venerable He Yunshang changed subtly.
He ignored Xing Guan and turned to Qiu Beidou with a smile on his face:
"What's the big deal? You want Star Officer to accompany Deputy Commander Qiu on errands?
Things are going pretty well."
Fatty Qiu glanced at He Yunshang and said:
"Why are you accompanying me on an errand? This time it's my errand, Mr. Zeng Xingguan.
I have been demoted to the mortal world.
You have been running errands in the mortal world, and you will know after you return to heaven.
It’s not a joke. If you don’t believe it, you can ask the star official.”
The Beiguang Xiaojie Venerable He Yunshang frowned immediately after confirming from Doujun Xingguan that Qiu Beidou was demoted to the mortal world.
After coughing, he said:
"To be honest, Qiu Beidou, why don't you want to hear it? I'm not surprised at all that you were demoted to earth.
How domineering did you become when you were the deputy commander-in-chief of the Fengtian Shenwu Army?
Last time I congratulated the Queen Mother of Fortune and Longevity on her birthday, Han Wu, the turtle and snake master, drank a few too many drinks. Let’s see how much you scolded her.
This was the first time I saw a god cry when he was scolded.
Also, when you were the commander of the Imperial Guard, I was the deputy commander, but you were just a moment late.
In the end, in front of all the Kamikoon guards, I took off my pants and hit me with thirty Kamui sticks."
Hearing that his superior was talking endlessly, the tall man immediately came over with a smile to smooth things over and said:
"How do you say this?
In the morning, you said you missed your old commander, Qiu Shang.
If I had known this earlier, I wouldn't have let you drink so much just now.
Why are you talking so wrongly? Sir Qiu, please don’t be as knowledgeable as our superiors.
Isn't that right? The errand that I have been running for half a year is finally done today.
When our superiors were happy, we drank a few more drinks.
I haven't sobered up yet, so I'm talking drunkenly.
Just now, he scolded me for not being a thing and pretending to be crazy to fool him.
Just wait, our superior will wake up after a while, and he might scold me for not stopping him.
Then I have to cry and apologize to you.
But you said, can I, an ordinary person, stop me from ascending to the throne?
After you have been dusted, you will return to heaven and be your deputy commander of the Fengtian Divine Military Army, and the Great Sage General of Fengtian."
When he said the last sentence, the tall man emphasized his tone and winked at the short man.
The short god blinked and then realized that he had passed.
Qiu Beidou was demoted to earth, so why did the little star official still try so hard to fawn over him?
It was clear that after being demoted, the Emperor of Heaven still had something to say.
Most likely, being demoted to the mortal world is only temporary. You may stay in the mortal world for a lifetime or two, and then return to heaven to be your boss when the time comes.
Just now I heard that Qiu Beidou was demoted to the mortal world. I was just enjoying myself and didn't think about the meaning behind it.
If a tall person doesn't see it clearly today, it will be the root of a catastrophic disaster in the future.
Beiguang Xiaojie Venerable He Yunshang was really upset when he figured it out. After he understood it, he suddenly hugged Qiu Beidou and burst into tears.
While crying he said:
"Deputy Commander, I feel sorry for you.
When my heart is in a state of confusion, I don’t know what to say.
I drank too much, how could I say that?
Guishen Zhenren Han Wu is nothing! I have long disliked him.
If you hadn't scolded him first that time, I would have overturned the wine table and rushed over to give them both a slap in the face.
And when you hit me with a military stick, I knew in my heart that you were doing it for my own good.
How about drinking and delaying things, Gao Tianci! Please remember this for me. I will stop drinking when I go down to earth to do things in the future."
The tall mortal named Gao Tianci smiled and said:
"The main reason is that the wine today is not right.
I told you that if you want to drink, just drink something good, such as Maozi or Wuliangye. I can honor you with two bottles.
You must save money for me and drink the local mongdao donkey.
That thing has too much stamina.”
At this time, Zhuge Zhengqi also came over to smooth things over and said:
"Godsend brother, we all drank the celebratory wine
This must be a beautifully done errand. Tell me, what kind of errand did you run?
If you can't say it, don't force it, just pretend I didn't ask."
The tall Lao Pi laughed, looked at his superior, and then said:
"There's nothing that can't be said. Sooner or later, it will spread throughout places like ours.
The superior of my family found the forbidden door."