After hearing what the ugly Taoist said, I still find it incredible.
Pointing at the beast and figure in front of him, he said to him:
"The stench in the temple is the filthy immortality of Doujun Xingguan?
Brother, if you hadn't told me, I would have thought that your Taoist temple's toilet was full of stinky feces.
Smell this foul smell, it’s so refreshing.”
Having said this, I suddenly thought of another thing and said to Zhuge Zhengqi:
"Wait a minute, by the way, Xiao Xingguan'er has already gone back, right?
I didn’t sleep for long, I thought I slept for a whole day and a night.”
“It only takes one and a half hours if you give it a try”
Zhuge Zhengqi sat on the steps in front of the Taoist temple, looked at the beasts and figures in front of him, and said to me:
"After you handed back the immortal magic, you fell asleep.
No matter how I called him, he didn't wake up. The star officer was anxious to go back and recover, so he left directly.
Killing the evil Han Guanghu and breaking the Little Zhuxian Formation, these two things are enough for him to be promoted to the next level.:"
At this time, I felt a little unreliable.
At that moment, he said to the ugly Taoist priest:
“Brother, doesn’t it say in mythology that the gods in the sky know everything?
There are also things like ears and clairvoyance, which are hard to hide.
Can this matter be concealed? Xingguaner was so anxious that he leaked it again. One day, a god will be sent down from heaven to ask me, can I still conceal the matter about the man in blue shirt?"
"Don't take Journey to the West as a real story. If a born god really knew everything, there would be no need to send superiors to correct this or that at every turn.
Even if they are really clairvoyant and have good ears, they are just a pair of living treasures.
You also heard that the taboo door that the Emperor of Heaven cares about most was born.
If you were the Emperor of Heaven, would you send clairvoyants and ears to monitor He Yunshang's forbidden door?
It’s better to monitor a little star officer sent down to do something.”
Zhuge Zhengqi seemed to be a different person after returning to the Taoist Temple, and he spoke much more relaxedly.
Just as he was speaking, the beasts on the opposite side were absorbing the stinky magic.
A big fox comes out
This fox is red all over and has fluffy hair. From a distance, it looks like a ball of fire.
The big fox sauntered up to Zhuge Zhengqi, squinted his eyes first, and rubbed his head against the ugly Taoist priest's calf.
Then he opened his mouth, spat out a dead mouse, and threw it in front of Zhuge Zhengqi.
The ugly Taoist priest smiled and touched the fox's head and said:
"Is this for me?
There's no need to be so polite, I didn't give you this magic."
Watching the big fox circling around Zhuge Zhengqi, I saw it in a strange way, and immediately said:
"Zhuge, you don't have to be modest. Without you three veterans, they wouldn't be able to get this big advantage.
But it’s just a dead mouse, isn’t it a bit poor?
It's okay, Sister Fox, you should go back and read the whole Liaozhai book. The vixens in the Xuexue book all repay kindness like this.
You come in at night and become a 18 or 19-year-old girl.
This time next year, give birth to a big fat boy for our brother Zhuge."
"Donor, it's okay.
These spiritual beasts really take it seriously."
Zhuge Zhengqi hurriedly grabbed me and said with a wry smile:
"Don't you dare say such nonsense, these spiritual beasts around the Taoist temple are all simple-minded.
You are joking, but these spiritual beasts will take it seriously.
There really is a smelly lady knocking on the door at night, should I open the door or not?"
I laughed and said haha, and then said to Zhuge Zhengqi:
"Seeing that your face is pale with fright, then stop joking and tell the truth.
Zhuge and Fatty Qiu both say you are too evil-minded.
Can you help me analyze it, how should I live my life in the future?
I can't hang around your Taoist temple all the time, right?
Also, the ID document you issued last time was also temporary.
My identity will disappear in a few days, what should I do?"
Zhuge Zhengqi seemed to have guessed what I was going to say,
He laughed "Jie Jie" and said:
"These are small things like identity, I have already arranged them all.
If you don't like living in a Taoist temple, there are places where you can live at the foot of the mountain. At least living here won't be a problem.
The disaster was caused by our Taoist temple, and we cannot just ignore it."
When he said this, Zhuge Zhengqi paused for a moment. After giving me a strange look, he continued:
"Donor, do you really not want to know the origin of the man in blue shirt that only you can see?
Why does he take care of you so much?
Let's be honest, I really miss you. You, the donor, are the first person to perform immortal magic in a mortal body.
When I saw you crushing Han Guanghu's half-stretched body, I felt a little jealous of you.
I was thinking in my heart - why can't this person who can cast immortal magic be me?
Let's take a few steps forward - have you really never thought that you can become a god one day?
Isn’t that man in the blue shirt leading you step by step towards immortality?
One day, I will be here, waiting for Shen Lian to ascend to the throne and you to descend to the earth."
"I don't want to be such a god."
Before Zhuge Zhengqi could finish speaking, I couldn't help but interrupt him and continued:
"At least I'm not being such a god,
I always thought that the gods were the ones in Journey to the West and the list of gods.
If you have nothing to do, just stay in the Lingxiao Palace and watch Chang'e dance with other gods.
If you drink too much, go pick a flat peach to quench your thirst.
But aren’t these old gods now civil servants in heaven?
The younger one is like Doujun Xingguan'er, who dares not offend anyone. Even when he meets Fatty Qiu, who is not a god, he has to smile with him.
If that's the case, it's better for me to be a free mortal."
After listening to my words, Zhuge Zhengqi smiled and said:
"Whether it's a fairy or not, we'll tell you later.
Donor, please go back and have a rest while it's still dark.
When you wake up, I will accompany you to apply for an ID card.
If you stay in a Taoist temple temporarily, you may actually meet a superior with great supernatural powers.
After correcting your time, donor, you can go back three years ago."
At this time, the stench in the Taoist temple had finally dissipated.
Seeing that there was no advantage to take advantage of these beasts and dead souls at the door, they left here one after another.
Except for the big fox who was still guarding the ugly Taoist priest, the other beasts and souls of the dead began to slowly dissipate.
Looking at the beast, the dead souls dispersed, and only darkness remained at the gate.
There was no point in staying here anymore, so I followed Zhuge Zhengqi back to the Taoist temple.
After the ugly Taoist priest watched me return to the room, he also went back to rest,,,,,,
This time I slept until about three o'clock in the morning when I was woken up by a loud noise outside the door.
“My friends in the group, this is our Luoshen Taoist Temple.
Their Sanqing is the most effective. The liberal arts champion in our province came here to worship before the exam, and he has truly become the pride of our province."