"When the old fortune teller outside consecrated the fourth Wenquxing, I was right here.
But I don’t quite understand what you mean, Brother Immortal. Did you ascend hundreds of years ago?
Who can keep the magic weapon for you until now?"
Fatty Qiu curled his lips and said:
"My magic weapon is naturally collected by me.
Back then, I experienced nine heavenly tribulations and gave up my mortal body, and then my Nascent Soul left my body and cultivated my immortal body.
The rules were established long before I experienced the catastrophe.
Regardless of whether I can survive the calamity or not, the magic weapon will be buried with my body.
Now as long as I find the place where my body is buried, I can naturally take out the magic weapon."
After he finished speaking to me, Fatty Qiu started to flex his fingers to show how many magical artifacts he had when he was still a human.
"I won't go into details, but I will talk about a few of the magic weapons that made me famous.
I rode alone, broke into Gulu Island at night, and personally seized the Shifang Tribulation Sword used to kill the three leaders of Tongtian Sect.
When I killed the three elders of the demon clan - the Three Plum Blossom Friends, I used the Nine-Tune Chain of Gratitude and Resentment, and cut three of them with one lock.
During the weak water challenge, I fought against the Wanli Xiaoyao Single-horned Fairy. We fought all day and night. Finally, just before dawn, I used the Wanli Mountains and Rivers Map to defeat the Single-horned Fairy.
The Ten Directions Crossing Tribulation Sword, the Nine Curves of Gratitude and Resentment Chain, the Thousand Miles of Mountains and Rivers Map, whatever you take out, they are all magic weapons that are not inferior to immortal weapons or divine weapons."
Just when Fatty Qiu was talking about Tumo stars flying around, I couldn't help but say:
"Wait a minute, Brother Immortal, I think I understand.
You are going to rob a tomb, rob your own tomb, tsk tsk tsk, you are the first person in history."
Before I finished speaking, there was sudden chaos outside. It seemed like two groups of people were fighting, and many people were booing.
I turned around, opened the kitchen door, and took a look.
Two more tour groups came into the courtyard. The Taoist temple was as big as a palm, and it was almost impossible to find a place to stay.
Because they jumped in line to kowtow to Wenquxing, several people started fighting.
The attack started from the outside of Sanqing Hall all the way to the inside. As a result, the statue of Wenquxing on the stage was accidentally knocked down.
As a result, the statue fell into pieces after it hit the ground, revealing the white stubble of the plastic foam inside.
Now, the people who come in to burn incense have stopped doing it. How can they use plastic foam to make statues of gods? Isn’t this obviously a scam?
Now, those who had invited statues of gods and stuffed money into merit boxes all went to the old Taoist priests to ask for sermons.
There was a sudden chaos outside.
Seeing that something was wrong outside, I turned back to Zhuge Zhengqi and said:
"Brother, something is wrong outside.
You should quickly take off your outer robe and don't comb your hair, just let it down.
The parents of the children outside are crazy.”
Before the ugly Taoist priest could take off his outer robe, the kitchen door was kicked open from the outside.
Several fierce-looking men and women stood outside the door. After seeing Zhuge Zhengqi in Taoist robes, one of them rolled up his sleeves and said:
"You are still hiding - come out and explain to us!"
"Explain your grandma's compilation"
Before Zhuge Zhengqi could speak, I pulled him down behind me.
Then he stared at the people who came in and shouted:
"You are here to worship Wenquxing, and we are also here to worship Wenquxing!
Why should I explain it to you? Your family has a big literary talent?
Don't point your fingers at me. In my last life, I burned your fire. Didn't I tell you to be polite in this life?
Otherwise I will have to burn you again sooner or later.
Eh? Do you want to do something? Have you seen the fat guy next to me?
In the third year of junior high school, I got into a fight and beat one to death. He was sentenced to fifteen years. He was released last night. Just now he said that there is no fun outside of the prison but inside.
He is thinking about how to hang out indefinitely and continue to enjoy happiness."
When I spoke, Qiu Beidou rolled his eyelids in response.
After all, he has been a god, and he is a serious military official in heaven.
A little bit of murderous aura is enough to make several people on the opposite side tremble.
The person who just rolled up his sleeves explained to both of us:
"Don't get me wrong, that's not what I meant. It's not directed at you.
We asked the little old Taoist at the back that we just spent a small five thousand in the Taoist temple, but it turned out to be a bunch of liars.
Why don't you give me an explanation?"
"Who do you call a little old man? Your father is the little old man."
I turned back and pointed at Zhuge Zhengqi, who was silent, and then continued:
"Do you know what cosplay is - role playing?
My buddy acted like a seasoned man, came in, took two photos and then left - you are an idiot, you are a family of children with Down syndrome!
Grandson, I will chop you up.”
I just said a few words, and someone on the opposite side laughed at Zhuge Zhengqi. Now I was reasonable, pointed at these people, and started yelling, venting all the anger I had received since entering the Taoist temple.
He picked up the kitchen knife and rushed out towards these people.
These people turned pale with fear and hurriedly ran away without saying a word.
"Kill someone"
After being shouted out like this, people outside didn't know what was going on.
I saw several people running out, and someone else chased them with a kitchen knife.
At that moment, they didn't care anymore and ran out of the Taoist temple in a crowd.
Seeing the mess in this place, we no longer had the intention to stay at the Taoist temple.
I threw away the kitchen knife, Zhuge Zhengqi changed into casual clothes, and followed the panicked crowd and ran out of the Taoist temple.
After descending from Luoshen Mountain, Zhuge Zhengqi pulled Qiu Beidou and me onto the off-road vehicle parked at the foot of the mountain.
He started the car and said to me:
"Donor, it's all thanks to you.
Otherwise, they will come after me.
It just so happened that I agreed to apply for an identity for you today and also register for registration again.
I originally planned to go there after lunch, but now it seems there is no lunch left.”
"As you said, aren't we buddies?
But I’m just shouting, you still think I really dare to kill people?
If you really do it, you can't count on me. The few moves I made were all fake and meant to scare people.
Really, we also have an immortal brother - Mr. Beidou.
How did he say it?
There is no immortal magic - there is no Tao or magic yet?"
Fatty Qiu sat in the back row, nodded carelessly and said:
"After becoming a god, my temper has gotten much better.
If I were still a monk before my ascension, I might have taken action directly.
Ugly boy, let Mr. Bu and your brother clean up the mess.
I just want to take this opportunity to give the little monkey cub an identity and let you two open your eyes to see what my tomb looks like.