Boss Zhou glanced at the old men opposite, curled his lips and said:
"Don't mention that your ancestors are gods.
What year is it now? How many times has the moon come back and forth?
If you're fine, just read the newspaper. It's all mentioned above. So, it's a small step for so and so, and it's a giant step for so and so.
In a few years we will go to Mars to play, why are you still engaging in feudal superstition?"
Qiu Jiefang, the oldest among them, still shook his head and said:
"no.
To say the least, I really gave you the immortal body of my ancestor.
In the future, during festivals, ancestors’ birthdays, and big days of ascension, when the children go home and see that their ancestors’ immortal bodies are gone, how do we explain it?”
After hearing the old man's words, Boss Zhou immediately said:
"Easy to explain
Do you know there is a famous wax museum in the UK? What is it called - Victoria's Secret
I will customize a wax figure for you there, exactly like your ancestors.
Not to mention your children, even your ancestors would not be able to recognize them if they really descended to earth.
I haven’t been doing business with your Laoqiu family for a day or two. Who can’t you trust? Can’t you trust me?
Ever since my grandfather's generation, I have been helping your Lao Qiu family.
Dear friends, when have I ever made you suffer?
This is because a foreign friend is interested in the corpses of your ancestors and plans to buy them and study some of the secrets of the corpses' incorruptibility."
Several old men looked at each other. Even though they knew they had no money, no one dared to take the risk.
At this time, Qiu Jiefang, who had just spoken, gave Boss Zhou a strange look and said:
"Yes, we have a father-to-son relationship.
At that time, our Qiu family was still a big family here, and your old Zhou family was just a tofu shop. The money your grandfather spent on buying beans was all for my father and She.
Our old man wants to give your grandpa a thumbs up and ask him to help sell some things at home.
As a result, after selling and selling, you Zhou family got better and bought houses and land, but our Qiu family became poorer and poorer."
Listening to the old man recounting old scores, Boss Zhou waved his hand and said:
"Don't say useless things
I will give in one more step, no matter how much your ancestors sold it for.
For the sake of our past friendship, I will give each of you this number personally."
While speaking, Boss Zhou stretched out a finger towards them.
Seeing Boss Zhou extending his finger, several old men were moved.
Several people discussed among themselves in whispers, and finally Qiu Jiefang, the clan leader, said:
"Then let's do this. Since our ancestors don't care about us in heaven, we can only be regarded as unworthy descendants.
Go get a Victoria's Secret wax figure.
After finishing it, bring the wax figure to exchange for the immortal body.
The ugly words come first, give the money first! Even if you lose a penny, you won’t be able to get the immortal body of our ancestors."
"That's it."
Boss Zhou laughed, then took out a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes from his handbag and threw it on the dining table.
He turned around and shouted to the restaurant owner:
"Boss, please hurry up.
Serve wine, serve good wine—Maotai.”
Seeing the cheerful smiles of several people, the muscles in the corners of Qiu Bei's fighting eyes began to tremble irregularly.
Zhuge Zhengqi was still comforting him and said:
"As the old saying goes, a tree with big roots and deep roots will occasionally have broken branches.
Does that wealthy family have a few losers?
Besides, you came back in time.
Take away all your magic weapons and immortal bodies, and let them do the rest.
If you are still angry, you can just cast some spells to rectify it."
Qiu Beidou squinted at the people at that table, squeezed out a sentence through his teeth, and said:
"It looks like my magic weapon is hanging
These little bastards really sold my magic weapon, let's see how I deal with them.
God bless me, I hope they are not bold enough to touch magic weapons."
At this time, the food we ordered arrived.
Qiu Beidou was not in a hurry anymore. He ate slowly and stared at the people opposite him with a half-smile.
The meal lasted until two or three o'clock in the afternoon, and almost everyone at the table opposite was drunk.
Boss Zhou first asked the waiters to help several old men into his Hutou Ben. Then, while picking his teeth, he took out his mobile phone to make a call and said:
"Boss, it's almost done.
But those old guys really dared to open their teeth. In addition to the promised five million, each mouth required three million.
You said you are too embarrassed to see your ancestors, this is money to buy their face.
Three people, together they are 14 million - tell me
sure.
Okay, boss, you nodded, what else can I say?
By the way, the old men were afraid of being exposed, so they had to make a wax figure exactly like the corpse.
I don’t know where they got the information about the Victoria’s Secret Wax Museum.
Not Victoria’s Secret? Lady Windsor Wax Museum
They are all foreign ladies, and they don’t understand either.
I have to worry about this, boss. You have seen the photo and I will tell you the size later."
After hanging up the phone, Boss Zhou walked out of the restaurant with a smile.
At this time, Zhuge Zhengqi also hung up the phone.
After whispering a few words to Qiu Beidou, he stood up and followed Boss Zhou out of the restaurant.
I understood the ugly Taoist priest's intention and said to Qiu Beidou:
"Brother Immortal, is Zhuge trying to get some blood out of Lao Zhou?"
"Is there any blood? This knife will cut into his main artery."
Qiu Beidou gritted his teeth and continued:
"If it weren't for the fact that these little bastards all have my last name Qiu, I would want to kill them right now.
If my magic weapon is really sold by them,
Then I’m sorry to my master and the others, and a few of their descendants will also die.”
I gave Qiu Beidou some advice, then paid for the meal and returned to the hotel together.
We returned to the hotel first, and Zhuge Zhengqi arrived later.
We met at the elevator entrance. The ugly Taoist priest smiled and said to Qiu Beidou:
"Mr. Beidou, I checked with a friend.
The person surnamed Zhou is Zhou Yaren. Since his grandfather's generation, he has made his fortune by buying and selling the property you left behind.
My friend also had some skills and got a list of the goods they sold.
There is no magic weapon of yours in it”
After hearing these words from the ugly Taoist priest, Qiu Beidou's heart finally dropped and he said:
"Fortunately, you little bastards know the importance.
That's still the old plan, let's take a trip in the evening.
Ugly boy, the one with the surname Zhou will be left to you.
What is eaten into the stomach must be vomited out, even with the profit.
Those little bastards also found a rice insect to help them sell rice."