After being so disturbed by Yinsi, Bu Liuxian had no intention of continuing to eat.
After saying a few polite words to Qiu Beidou and Xiaotian Quan, he left the dinner table.
As soon as Bu Liuxian left, Zhuge Zhengqi came back from the mountain.
Although there were only leftovers left, the ugly Taoist priest didn't dislike it at all.
Sitting in Bu Liuxian's seat, he picked up his master's chopsticks and pulled the remaining abalone and ginseng wings to his side.
He poured tens of thousands of dollars worth of dishes into the soup basin, and then poured a large bowl of rice.
It's also delicious when mixed with rice.
Seeing how good he was eating, I gave Zhuge Zhengqi another glass of wine, handed it over and said:
"Brother, you eat first, and when you're full and drunk, I'll talk about the inability to eat.
Drink this glass of wine, eating and drinking is called eating."
Zhuge Zhengqi did not reach out to take the wine, he waved his hand and said:
"I won't drink that stuff. It'll make my throat so hot that it will delay my meal."
What's the matter with not eating? The underworld is coming?"
After hearing what the ugly Taoist said, I was surprised.
After drinking the glass of wine with his backhand, he said to him:
"Brother, are you eavesdropping at the door?
You didn't come out until Yinsi and Master You were gone."
"Does this mean eavesdropping? Every time my third uncle comes over,
There are yinsi who come here to keep accounts, and the yinsi that come every time are different.
Some are very aggressive, and some are very polite.
Mr. Beidou and Mr. Xiaotian are both here today, so no matter how arrogant the underworld is, you have to be polite.
"Lao Jin, you handed me the bowl of seafood soup, I was a little choked."
"Every time Yinsi comes here? I thought today was the first time.
Dude, please eat slower, you will roll your eyes."
I poured another cup of tea and handed it to Zhuge Zhengqi.
Watching him pour the tea down, and after taking a long breath, he continued:
"I've been here several times, but your master hasn't given you a chat?
Yes, I have gained an extra twenty or thirty years of life, but I still don’t know how much suffering I will suffer on the day I die.”
"The third uncle is betting that one day, he too can become an immortal."
While speaking, Zhuge Zhengqi glanced at Qiu Beidou and said:
"Ever since he first came to Luoshen Mountain that year, he has had this inner demon.
My master originally thought that after a few good years, his third brother would let go of this.
But the longer he lived, the more serious his inner demon became.
For this, he spent the rest of his life doing everything.
Forget it, let’s not talk about this anymore, this topic is really boring.”
While talking, Zhuge Zhengqi pushed aside the remaining half bowl of food.
He took out his cigarettes, lit one, took a puff, and continued:
"My master also got involved himself and helped his third brother modify his life expectancy several times.
Now I am trapped in it. If I cannot become an immortal, it will not end well.
Mr. Beidou"
"How many times have I told you? Bu Liuxian has enough merit and immortality. Whether he can become an immortal in the end depends on his own destiny."
Qiu Beidou also poured himself a glass of wine. After drinking it in one gulp, he continued:
"If you want to protect the old man, there are other ways.
Ugly boy, you are more sure of becoming an immortal than your master.
And you also left your name in front of True Lord Erlang a few days ago,
If he gives you a chance to help you, becoming an immortal will be a sure thing.
When the time comes that you become an immortal, even if Old Man Bu makes any mistakes in becoming an immortal.
As an immortal, you can still protect yourself from King Yama."
Originally I thought it would be very difficult to become an immortal.
That is something that can only be accomplished by having unparalleled good luck, perseverance, and the appreciation and promotion of the senior gods in the sky.
But now after hearing these words from Qiu Beidou, I suddenly realized that becoming an immortal may not be that difficult.
Year after year of cultivating the Tao, good luck and perseverance are not as easy as the senior gods and masters who are happy and just pull them in.
Hearing this, I suddenly had an immature idea and said to the slightly tipsy Qiu Beidou:
"Senior brother, look at me, do I have a chance to become an immortal?
Let's put it this way, if my buddy Zhuge is 90% sure of becoming an immortal.
Do you see what my chances are?
Sixty to seventy percent, I guess."
Fatty Qiu turned his face, looked at me drunkenly, and said:
"Little monkey, your chance of becoming an immortal is negative.
Minus 156%
You will basically offend every fairy and little monkey boy you have ever met.
Erlangshen and I have both suffered a lot because of you.
He is a little fairy like Doujun Xingguan. Do you think behind your back that he is a god who lives in the sky?
Do you really think he can't hear it? It's just for my sake that I don't dare to retaliate against you.
Don't talk about gods, you've offended even dogs."
Just when Qiu Beidou said this, Xiaotian Dog, who had been full and drunk, suddenly raised his head from the table.
He looked at a few of us and said:
"None of you are so big or small, you're a dog, you're a dog.
Who is that? Sit still and don’t move.”
While we were talking, Howling Sky Dog actually pulled over two chairs and placed them on either side of me. Then he lay down on my lap.
I'm a little confused and don't understand what this dog means.
Seeing that I didn't move, Howling Sky Dog raised his head, looked at me sideways, and said:
"Who is that? Can you have some discernment?
Don’t you have any cats or dogs at home?”
"I"
When I was about to ask him what he meant, Qiu Beidou, who was sitting next to me, couldn't stand it anymore.
Fatty Qiu stretched out his hand and rubbed Xiaotian Dog's belly, making the skinny man narrow his eyes in comfort.
Humming in his mouth:
"That's it, don't stop, scratch
Qiu Beidou, you stinking gangster, don’t go down."
I was stunned. Who would have thought that this human-looking dog has such a hobby?
But no matter what, the story of Howling Sky Dog trying to kill me has finally come to an end.
After sitting and chatting for a while, Qiu Beidou was the first to leave the table and go back to sleep.
Several of us also returned to our respective rooms to rest.
I was still in the room with only one camp bed. After I finished washing and covered myself with a quilt and lay down,
Howling Sky Dog pushed open the door and walked in. Just when I was wondering that he came to occupy the room.
This skinny, short man actually lay at my feet,
Like a puppy, it curled its body into a circle and buried its head under the next door.
Before I could say anything, Howling Sky Dog snored a little.