Chapter 133 I won't do it if I don't fuck with you at such a good opportunity
Chapter 133 If I don’t fuck you at such a good opportunity, I won’t be your wild father!
Author: You want Cayenne
Chapter 133 If I don’t fuck you at such a good opportunity, I won’t be your wild father!
In the visiting team's locker room.
"My boys! You played great!" Coach Carter's face flushed with excitement and he high-fived the players one by one!
Leading by two goals in the first half, this result is the best half-time result of the Bucks Steel Horns in this competition.
Based on the performance of the Bucks Steel Horns in the first half, as long as they can continue to maintain this momentum in the second half, they really hope to break into the top 8 in the country!
Not only Coach Carter saw hope, but everyone in the Bucks Steel Horns team from top to bottom saw real hope!
When Gu Ran walked into the locker room, Coach Carter took the initiative to greet Gu Ran and gave Gu Ran a big hug, "Gu! Your performance today was great! Those two kicks of yours are definitely qualified to run for this term.
The best goal award! Also, let me tell you some good news! Your first goal has been confirmed to be the fastest in this national competition!"
As soon as these words came out, the locker room suddenly burst into excitement:
"Gu! You are the fastest! Hehehehe!"
"Haha! Congratulations, Gu!"
"Shoot... in 17 seconds!"
"Gu! Come on! We wish you faster!"
The main players of the Bucks Steel Horns winked and grinned.
I'm sorry...
These idiots...
Gu Ran suddenly felt like he couldn't laugh or cry.
However, to be honest, being able to make such a joke shows that everyone is really no longer an outsider.
Gu Ran cleared his throat and said, "Thank you for your blessings. I will continue to work hard and strive to satisfy everyone faster."
"What?"
"Fake..."
"Satisfied? We...well, we are indeed satisfied..."
The main players of the Bucks Steel Horns all covered their faces and were unable to refute.
Gu Ran continued: "Of course, this is all thanks to Coach Carter. Without Coach Carter, I would never have a chance to score, let alone set a record for the fastest goal."
This statement is full of rainbow flavor, but it cannot be completely regarded as a compliment.
After all, in the Bucks Steel Horns, Coach Carter is the absolute boss in the locker room. Coach Carter does not give Gu Ran freedom and the right to fire. Gu Ran really has no chance to break through and shoot.
With 12 years of life experience ahead of him, Gu Ran has a profound understanding of a truth: it’s not that you can be awesome if you have the ability, but it depends on whether others give you the opportunity to be awesome.
To put it in a more elegant way, a thousand-mile horse often exists, but a bole does not always exist.
It's obvious that Coach Carter's vision and courage are definitely Bole-level.
Therefore, although Coach Carter is always a PUA, Gu Ran admires and loves this old man from the bottom of his heart - besides, Gu Ran also learned a lot from Coach Carter's PUA skills.
"Hahaha!" Coach Carter's old face really burst into laughter, "Listen! Listen to all of you! This is a good player! The more talented, the harder he works, and the more humble he is! Very good, Gu! Keep it up! In the second half
, you have to continue to give me a good kick!"
"Yes, coach!"
Coach Carter hugged Gu Ran again, and then said with a hint of regret: "It's a pity that Maria left her job to become a doctor. Otherwise, she could have given you physical therapy during the halftime break to help you regain some strength.
By the way, Gu, didn’t you bring a life assistant? Didn’t you train her on the physical therapy program? "
Damn it...
I do think... the beauty of it!
That’s a Hollywood princess. I’m afraid she’ll melt even if I hold it in my mouth! Can I let her give me physical therapy while huffing and puffing? I can’t even give her physical therapy!
Gu Ran said quickly: "Coach, she only cares about life, not about therapy."
Coach Carter said helplessly: "Okay, it's a bit of a waste... Otherwise, I will give you physical therapy myself."
Damn it!
Don't make trouble!
Gu Ran suppressed his panic and said, "No, no, no, coach, my physical fitness is not bad. Really, I will be fine in the second half. I just need to rest for ten minutes."
"Really?" Coach Carter said worriedly: "But I looked at the data. In the first half, you ran 6.5 kilometers and sprinted 1.7 kilometers - such a very high ratio of sprinting to running distance.
In addition, you had a total of 7 confrontations in the first half, and your physical energy consumption must have been very high."
Gu Ran said firmly: "Coach, don't worry, I will be fine in the second half!"
There are still 4 talent points left to add!
Add 1 at the beginning of the second half! When needed, add 1 more!
You can definitely handle it physically!
Seeing that Gu Ran was so determined and confident, Coach Carter nodded, "Okay, sit down now and take a rest - you guys, give up your seats to Gu Ran!"
"yes!"
Bread and others quickly gave up the best C position to Gu Ran.
Gu Ran quickly gave in, but Bread and others forced Gu Ran to his seat.
The team's status is already obvious.
Gu Ran participated in a total of 4 games - 3 and a half games to be exact, and scored 4 goals!
This number of goals has surpassed Minato, Sissy, and Glider, and directly jumped to the top scorer in the team!
Moreover, Gu Ran can also enter the top 10 scorers in the national competition!
The so-called "shooter" is not an exclusive title for the forward and center, but whoever scores more goals is the best scorer.
A defender who scores more goals can also be called the top scorer.
The most famous defender with a knife is Koeman, the former coach of Barcelona. As a defender, Koeman's record has not been broken by any defender so far: 21 goals in 32 official games.
There is also Ramos, the only defender in the history of the Spanish team. The other one who scored more goals than him is the former Spanish captain Hierro - of course, Hierro played as a midfielder in the early stage.
So strictly speaking, it cannot be considered a pure defender.
There is also a neurotic defender who does not score many goals but is very worthy of mention - Materazzi. He is the Italian meritorious defender who used trash talk to make Zidane's mentality explode.
The highest record is 12 goals in 30 games.
In short, although it is rare for a defender to enter the scorer list, it is by no means impossible. It is just more difficult and more valuable.
After the players were all seated, Coach Carter drew on the tactical board the position of the Bucks Steel Horns when they were penetrated by the opponent in the first half, and analyzed them one by one.
The Bucks Steel Horns players nodded frequently while listening.
"...We led by two goals in the first half, but this also means that the Delta River team will definitely attack desperately in the second half."
"So, we have to forget the score in the first half and treat it as if it is still 0:0 now. Don't be proud, let alone think that we can definitely enter the top 8 now - we are still half a game away!"
"What's more, we were able to score two goals in the first half not because our team's overall strength was stronger than the Delta River team, but because we relied on Gu Ran's genius to catch them off guard twice."
"Such opportunities will become less and less in the second half."
"In the second half, Gu Ran will definitely become the focus of the opponent's care."
"So, we have to be prepared to confront them."
"The strategy for the second half is focused on defense."
"The focus of the defense is their ace captain Butler."
"As long as 433's B2B midfielder is locked by us, their front and backcourts will be out of touch, and they won't pose much of a threat."
"Football is not only the art of offense, but also the art of defense."
"The Bucks Steel Horns are a weak team, and we must insist on playing tactics that are suitable for our weak team."
"Compared with them, our advantage is physical fitness."
"So we just have to use defense to consume their energy, and then look for opportunities to counterattack."
"In addition, everyone's attention, different from the contraction defense in the first half, in the second half, we have to press out the second line of defense and carry out high defense in the midfield area to limit their 433 midfield passes and let them
The B2B cannot catch the ball smoothly."
"Ximei, in the second half, you and Gu Ran switch positions. You play as the left back, and Gu plays as the left midfielder."
"Yes!" Ximei and Gu Ran responded at the same time.
Ximei no longer had any complaints about the exchange of places, but felt a little honored.
Coach Carter continued: "Gu, your position can be slightly closer to the center, so that you, Watergate and Bread can quickly form a triangle to help defend when Butler gets the ball. Remember, your main task in the second half is,
Just don’t let Butler break through your triangle of defense.”
"Yes! Coach!"
Coach Carter glanced at the whole team and said solemnly: "In the second half, if Gu Ran is locked up, pass the ball to Minato and use a dive tactic. If Gu Ran is not locked up, use a dive tactic. All of them are
Do you understand?"
"I understand!" the Bucks Steel Horns players roared passionately.
Minato finished yelling and then frowned: Wait, why am I a dog inside and outside???
"Very good!" Coach Carter nodded with satisfaction, "My boys! Win this game and defeat Lampard of Chelsea! You will shine on the entire Southampton private school!"
"Fuck Lampard!"
"Ouch!"
"We will win!"
"Top 8 in the country! We are determined!"
"For my beloved wife in 10 years' time..."
The Bucks Steel Horns players were all extremely excited. They formed a circle, folded their hands and shouted loudly: "Bucks Steel Horns! Fight to the bitter end!"
After the 15-minute break, players from both sides walked out of the tunnel again.
The students of St. Paul's Boys' School in the stands welcomed their home team with wild boos.
As soon as he walked out of the players' tunnel, Rosser, the right winger of the Delta River team, couldn't wait to walk to Gu Ran and said with an arrogant look: "Hey, Chinese boy, you were lucky in the first half. You stole two goals from us, but
, don’t be complacent, you will never have a chance in the second half, because I will focus on you."
Oh……
Gu Ran's brows moved slightly: That's it?
You studied the tactics for 15 minutes, and you just sent a right winger who had already received a yellow card to defend me?
You don’t want the right winger to attack?
Gu Ran smiled coldly, "Follow daddy."
Rosser was stunned at first, but after he realized what he was doing, his face was filled with shame and anger, and his fists clenched loudly, "Fake! Chinese! How dare you insult me! You are seeking death!"
When Rosser's teammates saw that the situation was not good, they quickly ran over to stop Rosser.
If Rosser takes action at this time, he will definitely end up in the red.
Lamp~
A filled blue bubble quickly formed under Rosser's feet.
Another pulling elbow +1.
This thing is really dirty...
However, if the mentality of being fooled by just one sentence breaks the guard, this guy has no future.
What's more, there will be many more days when we Chinese dads take advantage of us. You have to adapt and it's survival of the fittest.
Gu Ran ignored Rosser and walked into the green field to take a stand.
"Rose! Calm down!"
"Fake, this Chinese! He is so arrogant! I must fuck him! I must let him... huh?"
Rosser was gnashing his teeth and cursing angrily, when suddenly he was stunned.
——Gu Ran did not stand in the left back position, but switched to the left midfield position!
This, this...
Why is this not following the routine?
How to mark this? Do I need to retreat to the midfield area to mark?
Then how can I go near the penalty area to receive the pass?
Rosser quickly shook off his teammates and hurried to interim head coach Lampard.
"Mr. Lampard, what should we do? That kid has changed positions!"
Lampard also saw Gu Ran's change of position, and his face suddenly became depressed:
Gu Ran, why did you go to left midfield? If you act like this... then you don't look like my dad!
Lampard took a deep breath and said, "Don't worry, just keep keeping an eye on him. Just leave the offense to our left winger."
Rosser:……
On the green field, after Gu Ran took his position, he gathered his thoughts and added 1 talent point to his physical attributes.
As a result, Gu Ran's physical attributes reached 66 points.
This is already a very obvious improvement compared to his physical condition when he was just reborn.
Basically, 70 points of physical attributes is enough to gain a foothold in the professional league.
Of course, the professional leagues include League Two, League One, and the Championship. If you want to gain a foothold in the top professional leagues, your physical attributes must reach at least 80 points.
After adding physical strength, Gu Ran then added 1 point to "Man of Steel: Tin Man".
Originally, Gu Ran didn't want to use the "Tin Man" skill so early. After all, there was still half a game to beat Lampard. If he could get the Tin Man skill for the second time, he could save 1 talent point.
However, the specific situation must be analyzed in detail.
Gu Ran's performance in the first half was so sharp that even Lampard, a rookie head coach, knew how to focus on guarding Gu Ran.
Coupled with the fact that Rosser is so angry now, Rosser will definitely be maliciously targeted in the second half.
With the Tin Woodman's +2, coupled with his strong attributes, his high golf IQ, and his high concentration in the game, he will be safer when facing Rosser's flagrant foul.
What's more...what serious man can think that he is becoming more and more like steel?
Gu Ran secretly took a deep breath and felt that every part of his body was ironed.
"Gu! Come on!"
Annie was jumping up and down excitedly in the visiting team's stands.
Gu Ran then waved to Annie and smiled charmingly.
Annie's heart suddenly stalled.
She had seen Gu Ran's smile before, and she didn't think it was anything special before. After all, there were many handsome guys in Hollywood, so she was not surprised by such a heartthrob-like smile.
However, when Gu Ran, wearing a jersey, stood on the green field and smiled at her heartthrob, Annie suddenly felt that she had a hot flash.
beep!
As the referee blew his whistle, the second half of the game officially began.
First up is the Bucks-Steelhorns kickoff.
After Minato got the ball in the middle, he immediately distributed the ball to Gu Ran in the left midfield position.
The moment Gu Ran got the ball, the Delta River team immediately reacted to containment - ace captain Butler rushed over to block Gu Ran's cutting and passing channel. Rosser and the right back on the right also
Quickly double-team Gu Ran from the front and back positions.
Gu Ran's forward and backward passages were both locked.
This is exactly what Coach Carter expected. Gu Ran's performance was too eye-catching in the first half, and he will inevitably be taken care of by the opponent in the second half.
Gu Ran was mentally prepared for this. Before the encirclement was completely formed, he decisively passed the ball back to Minato, and then continued to pull to the side to attract the defense.
With Gu Ran involved in the left midfield, Minato's pressure dropped sharply and he directly dribbled the ball into the 30-meter area of the Delta River team.
The other two midfielders of the Delta River team came to intercept Watergate. Watergate suffered from physical confrontation and could only pass the ball to the Delta River penalty area.
The ball was not passed very well, and neither Sissy nor Glider were able to gain position.
The pass went directly out of bounds.
The Bucks Steelhorns players themselves were very upset.
The attack without Gu Ran's participation was obviously weakened in terms of sharpness.
Delta River goalkeeper Eddie quickly took a goal kick. After Delta River's midfielder got the ball, he immediately knocked the ball to Butler.
As soon as Butler got the ball, Gu Ran rushed over and used his body to forcefully block Butler's breakthrough channel.
Butler directly dribbled the ball and beat Gu Ran!
However, Gu Ran didn't give up at all. While holding Butler with his body, he saw the right moment and quickly made a sharp side tackle on Butler!
Intercepts and steals +2!
Use Butler's skills against Butler!
Butler was immediately surprised. He didn't expect that Gu Ran could hold his body and steal him. By the time he wanted to protect the ball, it was already too late.
The football at Butler's feet was shoveled directly out of the sideline by Gu Ran!
Butler's foot was also shoveled by Gu Ranshun!
Gu Ran, his defense was fierce and precise at the same time!
Butler raised his hand to complain to the referee, but the referee ignored it.
This side shovel was aimed entirely at the ball, and it was definitely not a foul!
Butler was filled with embarrassment - only then did he realize that Gu Ran was not a soft persimmon at all!
Gu Ran is also very aggressive!
For defensive players, especially midfielders and defenders, aggression is also a must-have attribute!
The students of St. Paul's Boys' School in the stands were very dissatisfied with Butler's performance and kept booing and booing at Butler.
They wanted to see Butler's domineering eating scene, but what they saw was Butler's deflated state.
If it had been like the first half, when several people had to guard Butler, the students at St. Paul's Boys' School wouldn't have booed so wildly. But the actual situation was that Butler was guarded by Gu Randan!
Butler couldn't hold the ball in front of Gu Ran!
The bench players of the Bucks Steel Horns happily cheered for Gu Ran!
You know, Butler is the biggest threat!
Defending Butler means being able to keep the fruits of victory!
Anne, who was in the visiting team's stands, was trembling with excitement, "Ah! It feels so good! It feels so good! It makes me feel so good even when Gu Ran is not in the game!"
The game continues.
The two sides continued to engage in fierce physical confrontation near the midfield.
In the next 15 minutes, both sides' physical energy was consumed rapidly, the turnover rate was also increasing, and the actions of both sides became more and more rough.
Gu Ran was given special care.
Basically, as soon as Gu Ran gets the ball, or if Gu Ran wants to run into space without the ball, he will be defended and targeted by the Butler trio in a rough way.
Rosser, in particular, was particularly energetic when defending Gu Ran, frequently making all kinds of underhand moves.
Fortunately, Gu Ran added Tin Man +2 in advance, so these insidious and harmful actions were nothing more than scratching an itch for Gu Ran.
Gu Ran was fouled only three times in the first half.
However, the second half lasted less than 20 minutes, and Gu Ran was fouled four times.
Coach Carter on the sidelines saw the pain in his eyes and kept loudly exerting pressure on the referee, demanding that Rosser be given a card.
But the referee ignored it.
In fact, being fouled and violated is also common on the court.
The more important the core players are and the better they perform, the more times they will be fouled by the opponent.
This is certain.
It's impossible for any team to target you even though they know you are a key player.
If this is an outfield team, if the defensive actions are not standardized, it is normal for one kick to keep you off the court for three months.
Even in a formal high school national competition like the UK, defensive actions will only become more fierce, especially when the team is lagging behind.
Football is essentially a confrontational game.
Take the ball king Maradona as an example. Since the statistics of fouls were recorded in 1996, Maradona has been fouled a total of 152 times in all previous World Cup games.
These are just statistics from World Cup matches.
In this category, the second-ranked player is Messi. Messi has been fouled a total of 65 times in all the World Cups he has participated in.
Neymar was violated 60 times in total, and Ronaldo was violated 58 times in total.
Of course, the fact that Ronaldo has been violated less often is actually related to the premature elimination of his national team. If the Portuguese team played as many games as Argentina, Ronaldo would have been violated less frequently.
Lao Ma was violated 152 times, which is enough to show what status Lao Ma had in the world back then.
He is so strong that the opponent can only stop him by fouling, and even fouling cannot stop him.
In the Bucks Steel Horns, Gu Ran has quickly grown into the core of the team. This not only means that he will get more ball rights and the trust of his teammates, but also will get crazy targets from the opposing players. If he is fouled, he will
Become a daily routine.
Therefore, it is really the right time to get the almost god-level passive skill of "Man of Steel: Tin Man".
Rosser's insidious moves of elbowing, pulling and kicking heels, as well as Butler's head-on collision, could have easily injured Gu Ran and made him shrink back, but now, to Gu Ran, they are like
It's like scratching an itch.
Gu Ran is not in a hurry to fight back against Rosser - there will always be opportunities.
Gu Ran continued to focus on responding to running passes.
Being locked up by the Butler trio, it was indeed difficult for Gu Ran to participate in the attack, but Gu Ran still relied on his high football intelligence to seize the opportunity and pass two extremely threatening shots.
long ball.
It's a pity that Sissy and Glider's close confrontation ability in the penalty area was a bit poor, and they failed to catch the ball both times.
If Sissy and Glider were at a higher level, then the two goals sent by Gu Ran would have been must-goals.
Coach Carter on the sidelines looked full of regret and could only applaud and cheer for the team.
Lampard was sweating coldly and his hands and feet were trembling.
When the game reached the 71st minute, the opportunity came——
Due to the high pressure of the Bucks Steel Horns, the defender of the Delta River team was a little hasty in the ball and drove the ball to the left midfield position where Gu Ran was.
This ball was actually intended for their own right winger Rosser, but the pass was obviously too wide.
Gu Ran immediately started up at high speed, got in position first and got to the first landing point. He followed the flight path of the football and prepared to compete for the header.
Naturally, Rosser was not to be outdone. Taking advantage of his being taller and stronger than Gu Ran, he rushed over and tried to push Gu Ran away.
Gu Ran withstood Rosser's collision as if there were roots under his feet!
The football flew over their heads, and they both took off almost at the same time!
Gu Ran's position was obviously better. Gu Ran hit the middle of the football with his forehead and hit it hard——
Rosser knew that he couldn't hit the ball, but how could Rosser be willing to be beaten by Gu Ran?
Rosser exerted force fiercely, and his head directly hit Gu Ran's jaw!
Damn it!
You are seeking death!
Gu Ran's murderous aura boiled over instantly. He did not dodge Rosser's impact, but took the opportunity to condescendingly hit him on the forehead with force!
I have the Tin Man +2!
What the hell do you have?
If I don’t fuck you with such a good opportunity, I won’t be your Chinese wild father!
Bang——
Their heads hit each other hard, and their bodies fell to the ground at the same time!
Rosser's head was covered with blood and he fell to the ground unconscious!
Gu Ran's head was also covered in blood, but he rushed up as soon as he fell to the ground!