Chapter 121 The meaning of life lies in pretending to be B
Chapter 121 The meaning of life is to pretend
Author: Brilliant fireworks
Chapter 121 The meaning of life is to pretend
Thank you for the invitation: I am in New York, Tactical Response training camp.
Pictures, pictures, pictures…
Last time I was in Baghdad, Iraq, I used my spare time to conduct a round of short-term training at the Mold Military Base. By the way, I introduced the AK series to my friends. The feedback from my friends was very positive!
Due to the ban on firearms in China, the curiosity of the majority of fans is very strong. This time, I spent a lot of money to participate in the training camp. By the way, I would like to share with you the relevant knowledge about the M14 series. The first is the picture above.
Pictures, pictures, pictures…
Let’s dismantle the various M14 series and discuss the differences in subsequent development of derivatives.
The first is to borrow the basic version of M14, video...
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Smiling and embracing the blade: My mother asked me why I was kneeling and looking at the computer. Here, thousands of words are gathered into one sentence, the poster is awesome!
Committing a crime against the odds: Can I ask what the poster does? Damn it, it’s a US military base in Baghdad and an American training camp, so the poster is a mold?
Sensible people don’t have sweets to eat: original poster, you are so awesome, do the police know?
Mountains and rivers forever do: Get out of the way, your questions are not compelling at all, let me ask: How many people has the poster killed?
Kill the heartbeat: Following the posts and online names, I conducted an investigation through some technical means and found out through data comparison that the poster is a mercenary.
@ Kill the Heartbeat: Can you give me the prestige of the original poster? Let’s chat privately.
Rumor: Is it possible for murderers to go online these days? I feel deeply confused and it brings bad habits, so I suggest they be banned.
Risk your life for the future: I am a professional lawyer with 15 years of experience. The idiot upstairs has completed the appraisal. I don’t know how to pretend to understand, and I pretend to be wrong. The arrest warrant for Lan Na Tai only suspects that the poster has major suspicions, and does not prove that he is a criminal.
Another note: According to our country's laws, after a Chinese citizen commits a crime abroad, the country concerned needs to make a representation in our country and provide sufficient conclusive evidence before a trial can be held. Obviously, the current evidence is insufficient and the poster is not guilty in China.
Fanzhuzizi: Sir, are you doing a live broadcast? I am the manager of the operation department of Panda. I come to Panda to be friends with Mr. Xiao Wang. Mr. Wang never checks whether his friends have money or not. Please read the messages on the site.
Boss Jerry: So, Principal Wang only looks at whether his friends have guns?
I’m missing you in my life: Hahaha, it’s so true.
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Standing at the entrance of the training camp, Wang Zhen squinted his eyes while looking at the replies from a group of idiots, and let out a long sigh of satisfaction. The only way to relieve his worries was to show off!
Wang Zhen stepped into the training camp in a good mood. After one hour, he was as tired as noodles and was not in the mood to think about whether he was feeling good or not.
"Quick, quick, pick up your weapon and start shooting training now." Pierce grabbed a baton in his hand and urged loudly and expressionlessly: "The enemy doesn't care about your physical condition, and failure and casualties are often the result.
It happens when the body is most exhausted."
Holding the HK416, he only hit the stationary target for one round, and his performance was much worse than usual. After the target shooting, without giving him a second to rest, Pearson urged Wang Zhen, who was fully armed, to run towards the mobile target training ground.
walk?
No, from the moment he saw Pearson, Wang Zhen never stopped running.
Every time Wang Zhen was tired and about to collapse, Pearson asked him to stop and rest for 10 minutes, drink some water, and eat something. But the problem was that resting for 10 minutes would not restore his physical strength at all, but would make Wang Zhen mentally relaxed.
When I came down and started training again, my brain protested strongly...
Torture is simply torture.
Wang Zhen wanted to die more than once.
At the end of the day, Wang Zhen was as tired as a dead dog.
I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn't. In the last hour, Pearson showed Wang Zhen some videos. They were all real battle videos that had not been published on the Internet. Through video splitting and slow playback, he analyzed and explained the enemy's actions during the battle.
’s usual way, and our way of moving.
How to kill the enemy better and how to protect yourself on the battlefield.
All kinds of knowledge were cracked open and forced into Wang Zhen's brain. This was physical torture followed by mental torture. Wang Zhen was very suspicious that this was not basic infantry training at all!
What the hell does the average American soldier need to learn so much?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
After the training was over and Wang Zhen left, Pearson took out his phone and dialed, "Golden Retriever, how are you?"
"It's not bad. I had another surgery today. It's said to be another one." The golden retriever smiled and replied: "How is my brother?"
"I don't know. Anyway, I tried my best to teach him, but the time was compressed a bit. This is a set of special operations commander courses worth 150,000 yuan. I don't know how much he can learn, but at least he can increase it by half.
The battlefield survival rate is no problem, you bastard must treat me to a few meals after you are discharged from the hospital."
"Haha, don't worry, Wang Ke will be left to you. You must help me teach him well."
"I know, long-winded, I asked the masseur to recommend this guy to do some cryotherapy after training, but it's quite expensive. I don't know if your friend is willing to spend that money. Okay, I'll take the time to see you later.
I heard that half of the donkey’s butt is gone, haha, let him wait, and I’ll kick the other half of his butt away as well.”
The two chatted for a while and hung up the phone.
Leonhard Pearson is a former Ranger training instructor. Both golden retrievers and donkeys were trained by him. He is the ace trainer of Tactical Response and is extremely difficult to make an appointment.
It was the Golden Retriever who called Pearson specifically, and he took the initiative to take over this task.
Golden Retriever’s connections!
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After the training, fortunately, a professional masseur helped Wang Zhen do a hydromassage to relax his muscles. During the period, the masseur also recommended cryotherapy to Wang Zhen. "Simply put, it uses liquid nitrogen to cool down at minus 130-160 degrees Celsius."
Quick freeze in the room for 3 minutes.”
"Are you kidding, or do you want to make me into a frozen fish?" Wang Zhen suddenly raised his head and stared at the physical therapist in shock. He suspected that this guy wanted to kill him.
He had seen a video of liquid nitrogen being poured on steel. The steel was as brittle as biscuits.
"One cryotherapy can be used as an ice bucket treatment ten times. It can quickly relieve joint discomfort after strenuous exercise, reduce edema and inflammation, force the body to activate greater energy, speed up metabolism, accelerate body recovery and improve health status. It is suitable for different
It has a positive therapeutic effect on muscle, soft tissue and joint injuries."
"Otherwise, you will feel like you are living in hell in the next seven days."
"This treatment method is widely used on NBA players. Each of them is worth hundreds of millions, so there is no need to worry about problems. The most important thing is that this treatment is not something you can just use. There are currently very few equipments, and there is only one set in New York.
, in the hands of the Knicks, if it were not for our Tactical Response training camp, you would have nowhere to spend your money."
"Really or not?" Wang Zhen looked in disbelief. He took out his phone and checked. Good guy, there are indeed several NBA teams using this thing. It was originally started by the Suns' miracle doctor.
Another news broke that Cristiano Ronaldo also started using this thing in 2013.
"So, how much does it cost?" Wang Zhen felt itchy.
"$10,000."
"How much?" Wang Zhen sat up in shock as he was paralyzed.
"Don't think it's expensive. The equipment costs millions, so there's no need to bargain." The physical therapist said with a stinking look on his face.
"What the hell..." Wang Zhen scratched his head, are you looking down on me?
It's up...
An hour later, the guy actually took Wang Zhen to the New York Knicks' training ground. There was no fee, no contract, only a staff member here received the two people, and then took them to the team's physical therapy room.
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Wang Zhen no longer doubted it. This was definitely a private transaction, and the team's staff was making extra money!
A professional-looking operator appeared and asked Wang Zhen to sign a disclaimer to the effect that if he died inside, they had nothing to do with him.
Wang Zhen: "..."
Is it too late to run away now?
When the machine started, it was filled with ice mist.
"Just take off your clothes and leave your underwear on."
"Are you sure your big dick won't get frozen?" Wang Zhen covered his crotch and flinched a little.
All have come.
Finally, with repeated assurances from the staff, Wang Zhen walked out of the cabinet-like thing.
Hiss, take a breath, it's so cold.
My whole chest felt like frostbite, and a bunch of images emerged in my mind uncontrollably. In the freezer, there were fans of pork hanging on big iron hooks, and on one of the iron hooks, my own body was hanging on it.
Frozen and hard.
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After coming out of the Knicks and taking a taxi back, Wang Zhen took out his cell phone and started playing with it again.
Get out of the way, I'm showing off again!
Thank you. I am at the New York Knicks training facility. After training all day, I feel like I want to die. Every part of my body is in pain. So, let’s try the secret of NBA athletes staying active, cryotherapy.
To put it simply, it means staying in a freezer at minus 140°C for three minutes.
Pictured above…
I tried it, and what can I say, after freezing it for a while, I really felt exhausted and very energetic.
However, why do I feel that this thing that is so effective is actually a magic technique and is consuming my life?
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Cold Superman: I'm here first. Mr. Jin is not deceiving me. Facts have proved that the Tomb Sect's double-rest ice bed is real and effective.
Qiao Feng: As a Northeastern person, I think freezing is indeed healthy. You can see frozen bean buns, frozen tofu, quick-frozen dumplings, and frozen pears are all very healthy.
Pigs have good luck: Not only is it healthy, but it also hurts when you hit someone with it.
Schrodinger's Hungry: Freezing does have a great effect, especially in rejuvenating people. I went out for a couple of walks in the winter, and when I came back, I was frozen like a grandson.
Wang Zhen turned off his mobile phone happily. A group of trolls were the only spice in his cruel training life. Without troll netizens, he felt that he could not persevere.
Seeing Pearson, he feels pain now, his body hurts, his head hurts, and his wallet hurts.
Cryotherapy helped him survive the most difficult first few days, but the cost of $50,000 was too high.