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Chapter 38 You are so stupid

Chapter 38 You are so stupid

Author: Ye Shun

Chapter 38 You are so stupid

Li Xiang on the other end of the phone heard Zhang Ling's poetic expression.

His heart was simply bursting with joy.

Because he could hear the feeling of happiness in Zhang Ling's tone. In other words, Zhang Ling had accepted him as her boyfriend from the bottom of her heart.

Shangguan Aoxue knew the nickname "Little Flea" at the class reunion.

For this purpose, I did a lot of research and learned about the poem "Flea" in private.

The poet described the fact that a flea bit a girl and then bit "me" in a complacent and slightly frivolous tone. At the same time, he infinitely exaggerated this fact:

Three lives coexisted in a small flea body, which became our wedding bed and wedding palace.

The poet also uses a series of provocative and exaggerated words to elevate an extremely ordinary event like a flea bite to a ridiculous level, making it an excuse to flirt with a woman.

Especially those words such as honor, marriage bed, etc., which Shangguan Aoxue couldn't even pronounce in disgust.

Because Shangguan Aoxue felt that Zhang Ling used the flea in this poem as a symbolic name for Li Xiang, which simply exposed Zhang Ling's inferior inner nature.

In Shangguan Aoxue's view, only a woman like her who was born into a famous family and is extremely elegant in both thoughts and words and deeds can be worthy of an outstanding man like Li Xiang.

Now hearing Zhang Ling's poetic expression, the feeling of disgust in her heart instantly rose to the extreme.

There is a voice encouraging Shangguan Aoxue to transform into Li Xiang's exclusive knight and bravely declare war on Zhang Ling to protect Li Xiang from being tainted.

I saw Shangguan Aoxue exuding an aura that could not be violated. She hit the table in front of her with a fist, instantly making the teahouse feel suffocated.

All eyes in the teahouse were focused on Shangguan Aoxue.

The waiter, who was wearing a strong scent of perfume, stood up and yelled angrily: "Are you crazy? If you break something, you have to pay for it."

"Shut up!" Shangguan Aoxue's voice was sonorous and powerful, which made the angry waiter stunned, but Zhang Ling smiled brightly at her and said, "Why are you excited?"

Yan Yuan did not miss this opportunity and said in a somewhat mocking tone: "Shangguan Aoxue, don't get excited. Please keep your pride."

Yes!

Why is Shangguan Aoxue so excited?

Her original intention was to use an elegant gesture to fully possess Li Xiang in the future, so that Zhang Ling would retreat in spite of the difficulties.

Her excitement has completely lost the demeanor that comes from a well-born family.

She slowly let go of her numb hands, feeling as if she had escaped under the table.

Zhang Ling saw that Shangguan Aoxue was not going to answer, so she continued: "I wonder if I can interpret from Miss Shangguan's behavior just now that Miss Shangguan also silently loves little Flea."

"I..." Shangguan Aoxue felt deeply that there was something wrong with this question itself.

No matter how she answers, she will put herself into a passive situation.

Zhang Ling obviously didn't want to give Shangguan Aoxue too much time to think about it, and said, "Okay, I already know."

"You know? What can you know? I think you don't know anything." Shangguan Aoxue tried hard not to let herself be at a disadvantage and said sophistry.

Zhang Ling said with some confusion: "I guess Miss Shangguan came here just to express her strong love for Little Flea. Could it be that I got it wrong? Then I'm really sorry! After all, such an outstanding person as Little Flea

It is normal for men to be coveted by others. Of course, I also enjoy it."

"Enjoy it!" Shangguan Aoxue said in surprise.

Zhang Ling continued: "Yes, I enjoy it. Because only outstanding men will be coveted. This also proves my unique vision from the side. Of course, I am not worried that the little flea will be snatched away."

Even if Miss Shangguan expressed to me today how much she loves little fleas, I wouldn't be surprised."

"Why?" Shangguan Aoxue cursed in her heart, this was considered a provocation to her!

Zhang Ling said with confidence: "If you really like Little Flea, then pursue it boldly. I will never stop you, let alone feel uneasy all day long. I firmly believe that Little Flea will only have me in her heart."

, he will reject all temptations in this world, just to stay with me forever."

Li Xiang, who was on the other end of Yan Yuan's phone, suddenly felt a lot of pressure in his heart when he heard Zhang Ling's words of trust.

He looked at the phone screen and whispered affectionately: "Don't worry, I only want to stay with you forever!"

Shangguan Aoxue knew that today was a complete failure when Zhang Ling said this. But she refused to admit defeat, and in order to save some face, she said to Zhang Ling with a bit of stubbornness:

"Really? Do you know that men, like women, cannot withstand temptation? If they are not successfully seduced, it can only mean that the capital for temptation is not enough."

When Shangguan Aoxue said this, she looked at Zhang Ling and frowned a little. She felt that her words had played a certain role.

"Zhang Ling, you just expressed that you trust Li Xiang and don't care about other people's pursuit. That only means that you don't love Li Xiang deeply enough."

Shangguan Aoxue clearly felt that she had found a breakthrough. She could clearly see that Zhang Ling's face became more solemn.

"You must know that people are selfish. Especially women will take selfishness to the extreme when facing love. If you really love Li Xiang, even if the two of them are walking on the road and Li Xiang inadvertently takes one more look at the beautiful woman passing by,

You will get jealous and get into trouble with him."

Shangguan Aoxue saw Zhang Ling pick up the teacup again. When it was almost to her mouth, she realized that there was no water in the teacup. Obviously, Zhang Ling wanted to drink tea to cover up her panic.

"If you really love Li Xiang, you will treat him as a peerless treasure and do everything possible to guard against women who try to covet you. You should know that the so-called guarding is not because you don't trust your lover, but more to guard against some dirty people.

To blaspheme the one you love. You must have seen or heard of many men who cheated on their wives, but still regretted and expressed their love for their wives affectionately."

Shangguan Aoxue clearly saw Zhang Ling nodding slightly, thinking that the woman agreed with her words, so she continued to talk.

"I'm sure that some of these regretful men still love their wives sincerely. Of course, I also want to believe that Li Xiang will love you deeply no matter what time. I'm even more willing to believe that your Zhang Ling love for Li Xiang is true.

.”

Zhang Ling was relatively willing to listen to these words, so she smiled with a bit of pride.

Shangguan Aoxue felt that her previous words had laid the groundwork. Her next words were obviously more sharp.

"Suppose that because of your indulgence in the wolf-like suitors around Li Xiang, a woman with ulterior motives succeeded in blaspheming Li Xiang. I think with your current attitude towards Li Xiang, you will probably choose to end the relationship between you.

Instead of waiting until then, I advise you to end it as soon as possible to avoid hurting others and yourself."

Shangguan Aoxue carefully observed Zhang Ling's reaction with a bit of pride.

She felt that her performance today was simply too good! Zhang Ling would definitely give up because of her remarks.

Yan Yuan was the first to speak: "I understand! After going around in such a big circle, didn't I just say you with two surnames want to express that you are the bad woman who is ready to blaspheme Li Xiang! I didn't expect you to be dressed like this

Gorgeous and beautiful, but it wraps up such a dirty and disgusting heart.”

Oh my god!

Shangguan Aoxue screamed to the sky, she felt that she had expressed clearly enough, how could someone play the piano randomly without understanding the key points?

From beginning to end, she never expressed that she wanted to be a bad woman who blasphemed other people's boyfriends.

Although she had indeed thought about it in order to pursue Li Xiang, she was still aggrieved and wanted to refute it when it was revealed without concealment.

Shangguan Aoxue pretended to be calm and said: "Miss Yan, you can't say that. I just helped Zhang Ling explain the basic facts. Even if I happened to have bad intentions in this regard, it was Zhang Ling who created this opportunity for me. More

Besides, I never expressed that I wanted to be a bad woman who blasphemed Li Xiang."

On the other end of Yan Yuan's phone, Li Xiang was waiting anxiously for what Zhang Ling was going to say.

At this moment, he silently expressed in his heart that he would never be able to resist the temptation of a bad woman and be blasphemed as Shangguan Aoxue said.

Yan Yuan sneered and immediately jumped up from his seat, pointing at Shangguan Aoxue's nose and preparing to scold him for his hypocrisy.

Zhang Ling took action again and pulled Yan Yuan back to his position. She applauded Shangguan Aoxue's remarks with a sense of freedom.

This abnormal behavior immediately made Shangguan Aoxue feel anxious.

"Zhang Ling, what do you mean?" Shangguan Aoxue asked doubtfully.

Not to mention Shangguan Aoxue, Yan Yuan, who has followed Zhang Ling for many years, can't guess what his best friend is thinking at this time?

Li Xiang on the other end of Yan Yuan's phone seemed to have understood what Zhang Ling meant.

He immediately breathed a sigh of relief, hung up the phone proactively with a happy smile.

Because he felt there was no need to listen anymore.

Yan Yuan also noticed that the call on her cell phone had ended. She was a little confused. Why did Li Xiang hang up the phone at this critical moment? Before she had time to dial the phone again, she heard Zhang Ling start to speak.

Zhang Ling stood up slowly at this time, leaned her body slightly forward about 20 degrees, and said with a smile that was a bit hard to fathom: "It seems that Miss Shangguan will have nothing to do with asking me out today."

Shangguan Aoxue was stunned because of this. She wanted to say something, but she couldn't make a sound as if someone had cast a silence curse on her.

Zhang Ling looked at the tea set in front of her and continued: "It was your treat as promised, so Zhang Ling would like to thank you for your expense."

Shangguan Aoxue suddenly realized and forced herself to say: "You want to leave? No, you haven't told me the answer yet, you can't leave so easily."

"Answer! What answer?" Zhang Ling looked at Shangguan Aoxue pretending to be confused.

"That's it..." Shangguan Aoxue's words came to her lips but she couldn't say them out.

Zhang Ling laughed contemptuously, stood up straight, put her bag on her shoulders, looked sideways at Shangguan Aoxue who was sitting in her seat, and continued:

"You can't even tell me what question you want to ask me today. You still want to get the answer you want from me? Haha, thank you Miss Shangguan for taking the time to come and tell me such a funny joke."

Shangguan Aoxue watched Zhang Ling holding Yan Yuan's hand and preparing to leave. She finally couldn't help but stood up and shouted: "Wait a minute!"

Zhang Ling stopped and did not turn around. She just looked behind her slightly and asked, "Miss Shangguan, do you want to give me AA's bill today?"

"No, I still have something to say to you." Shangguan Aoxue looked a little flustered.

"Say!" Zhang Ling smiled inwardly.

Shangguan Aoxue was still having a fierce ideological struggle until now. Zhang Ling deliberately did not give her too much time to think about it, and started walking towards the door again.

Shangguan Aoxue was obviously worried and shouted: "Zhang Ling, I think you and Li Xiang are really not suitable for each other."

Zhang Ling stopped when she heard this, and turned around suddenly, looking at the woman who spoke with a somewhat puzzled expression.

"I would like to ask, Miss Shangguan, did you ask someone to help you try on the shoes when you bought them?"

Because of this jumping problem, Shangguan Aoxue asked: "What do you mean by this?"

Zhang Ling didn't answer. There was a hint of contempt in her smile, and she turned around and walked towards the door.

Shangguan Aoxue still shouted persistently: "Wait a minute, you haven't told me the answer yet."

Her call received no response from Zhang Ling, but she heard "a few rude waiters" laughing at her not far away.

Shangguan Aoxue yelled angrily: "What are you laughing at?"

The waiter who sprayed too much low-quality perfume laughed and said, "You are so stupid! People have already told you the answer, but you still ask for the answer. Do you think you are stupid?"

Shangguan Aoxue suddenly understood after hearing this:

Only the person who buys the shoes knows whether the shoes fit. No one else has the right to say whether the shoes fit.

In other words, she has no right to say that Zhang Ling and Li Xiang are not suitable for each other.

She really did what Zhang Ling said. She didn't think about what she was going to say to Zhang Ling. Didn't she just come here to tell Zhang Ling a joke?

Before, she was still complacent and thought that today's meeting was her home field.

Now that I think about what I said to Zhang Ling, I can't help but feel my face getting red and hot.

"I'm afraid you don't know that I didn't choose the little flea, but the little flea chose me. My rejection is insignificant to the little flea. It first sucked my blood and made me a part of his life. It's not that I can't live without it.

Drive him, it’s the little flea that can’t live without me.”

Because Zhang Ling's poetic expression from the beginning had completely negated her eloquent talk.

Obviously, she had been telling jokes in front of Zhang Ling without any rest.

Shangguan Aoxue thought of this, threw five hundred yuan on the tea table, and hurriedly fled the teahouse.

Even though the waiter in the teahouse shouted that she had been given too much money, she never dared to turn around and say a word.

After leaving the teahouse, the two of them sat in the car. Yan Yuan, the co-pilot, finally couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"A woman with two surnames, haha, it's so funny, haha, I think Zhang Ling, you are so bad. You actually chose such a teahouse. I looked at that woman and I'm afraid she didn't want to stay there for a long time. But

She still endured all the discomfort and pretended to be elegant, sitting there like a sculpture. Haha, it’s so funny!”

Zhang Ling, who was sitting in the driving seat, looked at Yan Yuan with a calm expression and said, "Listen, Li Xiang seems to have called you!"

"No!" Yan Yuan subconsciously picked up the phone and took a look at it. After saying that, she suddenly realized the meaning of Zhang Ling's words and said with a somewhat embarrassed smile, "Why did Li Xiang call me?

?If he wants to be beaten, he will beat you too. Zhang Ling, you really know how to joke."

(End of chapter)


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