Chapter 31 "Undercover Trainee" made the whole audience laugh
Author: Qingshan Chuzui
Chapter 31 "Undercover Trainee" made the whole audience laugh
Some time ago.
The curtain on the stage of the Science Hall was closed at this time. After the host announced the curtain, the projected screen on the curtain showed the name of the program "Undercover Trainee", as well as the list of actors, screenwriters and other related personnel.
Starring: Liu Bo, Lu Yixiao, Zhao Haoyan
Special performance: School of Game Design freshman group
Screenwriter: Lu Zhixing
Seeing this program list, many viewers who were about to leave after listening to Lu Zhixing's singing stopped.
"Huh? The screenwriter is Lu Zhixing? Can he still write sketches?"
"It's interesting, stay and take a look."
Immediately afterwards, the projected image on the curtain began to describe the background setting of this sketch.
"With the continuous development of the fan economy and the continuous evolution of idol groups, more and more entertainment companies have begun to try to form their own talent show teams. The emergence of the popular variety show "Cosmic Trainees" has gradually increased the competition among major entertainment companies.
Tends to become white-hot.
"At this time, a group of undercover agents, under the arrangement of other entertainment companies, infiltrated the "Cosmic Trainee" program. Their mission is to work hard to uncover the dirty information about this program and completely destroy this variety show!
"But the program team of "Cosmic Trainee" is not an ordinary person. They immediately eliminated all undercover agents suspected of being from other companies, but accidentally left one fish that slipped through the net.
"And this fish that slipped through the net is people's last hope to destroy the show "Cosmic Trainee"..."
This content, combined with the pictures shown on the screen, creates an atmosphere of "a storm is about to come and the storm is coming" to all the audience, just like a spy movie, with a full sense of suspense.
But it happened that the target of the undercover was a variety talent show. This inexplicable contrast and cuteness attracted the audience immediately, and the sense of comedy expectations was firmly established.
Soon, the curtain opened, and the stage looked like the dormitory of the talent show trainees. The dormitory was empty at this time, but the rankings of the trainees were prominently displayed, among which Lu Yixiao, who ranked first, and Lu Yixiao, who ranked second
Zhao Haoyan is very conspicuous, which is a hidden message.
Liu Bo was facing the audience, typing on his mobile phone with a serious expression, and speaking his lines at the same time.
"The young eagle calls its nest: I have initially penetrated into the enemy's interior, and the first batch of intelligence has been sent, please check it. I believe that these scandals will cause a huge public opinion storm in the outside world.
"Next, I will continue to work hard to get close to one or two of these trainees and get more information from them!"
Suddenly, he seemed to hear something going on outside and hurriedly hid his phone.
Zhao Haoyan walked swaggering and called on the phone: "What? Brother Xiao, is there an undercover agent among our trainees?"
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere at the scene instantly became solemn, accompanied by nervous sound effects, giving people a sense of tension.
However, the next second, Zhao Haoyan whispered into his mobile phone: "Brother Xiao, is this undercover agent you?"
This magical turn of events made many viewers laugh uncontrollably. I heard that the second pick in the draft was an undercover agent, and my first reaction was to doubt the first pick in the draft? No one has this kind of brain circuit.
As expected, Zhao Haoyan was scolded on the phone. He put away his phone and scratched his head in confusion: "If it's not Brother Xiao, is it me? It can't be..."
In just two lines, a heartless image was instantly established.
The following plots are all developed according to Lu Zhixing's original script, and are divided into three units: "Undercover Insights", "Spy War" and "The Truth Is Not Clear".
In these three units, the laughter can be said to be one after another, making the audience laugh so hard. The laughter of the previous one has not passed, and the next one has been seamlessly connected.
In "Undercover Insights", it is mainly the rivalry between Zhao Haoyan and Liu Bo. The main content is that Zhao Haoyan teaches Liu Bo, a novice, various draft skills, and Liu Bo looks at it all from a normal person's perspective, which creates a wonderful sense of contrast.
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"So, senior, your stage name is Zhao Haoyan? It is indeed appropriate and reflects your temperament very well."
"Isn't this normal? As trainees, we all have to have a distinctive-sounding name so that the audience can remember you. I believe your name should also be distinctive, right?"
"Oh...my name is Liu Boer."
As soon as the name came out, the audience burst into laughter.
"Liu...Boer, your self-introduction is too simple. No one taught you when you came in? Look at me: Hey yeah, my name is Zhao Haoyan AKA the courageous young man! @#￥%&*...please
Everyone listen to me, listen to me, listen to me @#￥%&*..."
"...Brother Zhao, are you introducing yourself because you are afraid that others will remember you?"
"What are you talking about! Aren't all trainees like this? Your self-introduction is just a name, and you don't even have a label for yourself. How can you let the audience remember you? If you don't believe me, ask, everyone will remember you.
What’s your name?”
Zhao Haoyan looked at the audience, who immediately responded in unison: "Boer Liu!"
Zhao Haoyan was a little embarrassed: "Hey, did you learn how to buy water army just after you came in? Yes, there is a future. You will be with me in the future, and I will teach you well. By the way, it's time for dinner, let's go to the cafeteria to eat first. You like to eat
What?"
In the meal scene, there are also jokes related to the nouns of the talent show, such as "We idols must keep a distance from our fans", "We must cherish twice-cooked pork", etc.
Then, the curtain slowly closed, and the sketch entered the second stage of "Spy War".
On the stage that the audience could no longer see, the students from the drama team were busy moving various performance props up and down, and changing the scenery. The students in charge of debugging the holographic projection equipment also changed the virtual scenery, from the trainee dormitory to
Performance stage.
On the curtain, the name of the second act is displayed, as well as a funny short clip of Liu Bo's life in this show.
The short film is presented in a nonsensical way. Although there are no lines, the funny actions and cheerful background music still make the audience happy.
After the short film was played, the scenery on the stage was prepared, and the preview video of the first performance and the current rankings began to be played on the big screen.
"Now, the first performance of the universe trainees officially begins!"
The curtain slowly opened, and the boys in charge of performing extras from the School of Game Design all wore their talent show uniforms and sang and danced on the stage in unison.
The scene once again erupted into warm applause and cheers, and excited whistles sounded from time to time.
These students have never practiced dancing seriously, so their dance must be like a group of demons dancing, which looks very funny, but this is exactly the stage effect everyone wants.
The way these people are dancing messily but trying hard to look cool is very similar to those trainees on talent shows, and Liu Bo, who is paddling silently in the corner with a look of despair, is even more out of place. This absurd scene alone is...
It made many viewers burst into laughter.
After the dance, everyone was panting crazily on the spot. Liu Bo looked confused and whispered to Zhao Haoyan beside him: "Brother Zhao, you only jumped so much. Is it necessary to pant like this?"
Zhao Haoyan quickly reminded: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and breathe with me! Otherwise, your teammates will say you are paddling!"
When the performance ended, everyone else left the stage.
When Liu Bo saw no one around, he secretly took out his mobile phone again: "Young Eagle calls home: I have initially gained the trust of Zhao Haoyan, the second pick in the draft. He... seems to be mentally retarded and very easy to deceive. Second
You should have received the information about this scandal, right? Very good, I will continue to lurk and look for opportunities to get close to the number one pick in the draft, Lu Yixiao."
However, Zhao Haoyan suddenly broke in: "The damn undercover actually exposed all the scandals of our show under the eyes of all the more than 30 trainees! Huh? It's strange, this scandal, I never
After I got it from Brother Xiao, I only told you one person. How did it leak out...Liu Bo, tell me, who is this undercover agent?"
The lights on the stage dimmed instantly, suspenseful sound effects sounded, and Liu Bo had a calm look on his face: "Oh, have you finally been discovered? That's right, that undercover is...me!"
With his showdown, the suspenseful atmosphere on the stage reached its peak in an instant. However, just when the audience thought that this matter would never end, Zhao Haoyan suddenly slapped Liu Bo on the shoulder: "Are you kidding me? You?"
"I noticed you the first day you came here. You don't even know your stage name, you don't know how to call someone "teacher" when you meet someone, you don't even sing or dance without breath, and you don't come to practice even if you can.
You also often go to the toilet secretly alone... Anyone can tell at a glance that you are abnormal.
"Do you think outsiders would arrange such an obvious undercover agent into our show?"
Liu Bo looked confused: "No way."
Zhao Haoyan: "Yes, no! So don't make such funny jokes in the dormitory next time. This is a serious talent show, very serious!"
He turned around and left, muttering to himself: "Sure enough, my guess is reasonable. Brother Xiao may really be an undercover agent..."
In the subsequent plot, Lu Yixiao appears. He seems to be much smarter than Zhao Haoyan. He has also led the target to Liu Bo's direction several times through reasoning. As other trainees who look similar to Liu Bo are eliminated one by one, it seems that
It seems that Liu Bo is only one step away from being exposed.
Then there was another performance, and the plot entered the third unit "The Truth Is Not Clear".
Just when Liu Bo thought he was finished, the results of the performance came out. There were actually many spectators who voted for him crazily, which forced his ranking to soar. And his previous bad behavior can be explained as a
A special persona.
Even after he became famous after his bad performance, the show crew continued to add more scenes to him. Lu Yixiao fell out of favor at the first moment of the draft, which overturned all his previous doubts about Liu Bo.
Lu Yixiao looked at Liu Bo and began to analyze with a broken face: "Only the three of us know about the shady story this time. Zhao Haoyan is my most trusted brother. He will never betray me, and he definitely has no brains to be an undercover agent."
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"But you can't be an undercover, because you are now the most watched star of the show. If you were an undercover, wouldn't the show's team be disgraced?
"Since you are not an undercover agent, then the undercover agent... can only be me!"
Liu Bo: "Ah?"
Lu Yixiao continued to analyze: "Hey, yes, you see, if I am an undercover agent, it would be much more reasonable than you. I am lurking deep, and I also have Zhao Haoyan as my helper. I can use him to continuously pass on information without being caught.
I’m suspicious, no wonder it’s never been discovered!”
Zhao Haoyan also echoed: "Look, I have already said that you are an undercover agent!"
Lu Yixiao's expression became serious: "I am an undercover... It turns out that Lao Zhao guessed it right, I am really an undercover...
"Then I must complete the undercover mission and expose all the dirty information about "Cosmic Trainee"!
"And you..."
Lu Yixiao looked at Liu Bo again: "Since you are not an undercover agent, then you are the spokesperson of evil capital, a fresh meat with low traffic? Okay, I will ruthlessly expose you to the media and make you completely confused!"
Liu Bo: "Huh?"
Just as he was about to defend himself, he was forcibly dragged away by the program crew and made his debut as the number one player.
The curtain slowly closed, and the last scene projected by the projector on the screen was Liu Bo, the first talent show star who made a successful debut by showing off his talent, appearing helplessly on the cover of an entertainment magazine.
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PS. It is really difficult to use words to express the laughter of sketches. I will never write sketches again. I recommend several prototype sketches for everyone: "Idol Waiter", "Codename Big Ben", "The Young Master and Me"
, "Who Are I Between the Police and the Snake" are my favorite works in the annual comedy competition. This part of the plot uses some classic plots from these sketches, and the comparison effect is better.
Recommended book "Starting from Red Moon" author Heishan Laogui's new book "Mysterious End", students who like suspense style can read it
