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Three hundred and eighty-five fart pills

"Don't think that the rest of the Feng family are good people..."

As if thinking of something, Uncle Xie suddenly fell into silence.

He frowned and his eyes were deep, as if he was thinking about something important.

After a while, he finally broke the silence and continued to warn: "Anyway, just stay away from the Feng family."

Zhang Yu's eyes widened, there was something inside.

Xie Zhiying glanced at him and said angrily: "Don't ask around!"

"Oh!" Seeing that he really couldn't find out, Zhang Yu sighed with some disappointment.

However, he quickly cheered up and invited with excitement: "Second uncle, are you free to go treasure hunting with me tomorrow?"

Xie Zhiying silently glanced at his nephew who didn't mind the matter, and waved his hand helplessly: "You can go if you want, but I won't go anyway."

Zhang Yu: "You really don't want to go? What if there is really a treasure?"

Xie Zhiying: "Am I the one who lacks that thing?"

Thinking of the dowry that Grandpa Xie left for his mother, Zhang Yu suddenly fell silent.

It seems that the second uncle really doesn't lack that little thing.

but……

Zhang Yu suddenly turned his head and stared at him: "Then, second uncle, you are not short of money. Why were you so miserable before?"

The last time he came here, the Xie family was really miserable, and he wasn't just pretending.

When he mentioned this, Xie Zhiying's originally handsome face couldn't help but twist.

Seeing the curiosity in my nephew's eyes, I couldn't help but grind my teeth and squeezed out a sentence from between my teeth: "You think I want it!"

When mentioning this matter, Xie Zhiying felt bitter.

Not to mention the things in the old man's hands, let's just talk about the two brothers. Even though they were running for their lives in a hurry, they took some good things with them when they escaped.

In addition to the expenses incurred on the road, the two brothers also had a few good things on hand.

Logically speaking, even if it is to hide their identity, they will not live such a miserable life.

Even if there is a shortage of food everywhere, as long as you are willing to spend money, you can still buy some.

The reason why it turned out like what my nephew saw was simply due to bad luck during that period.

Because the old couple were hospitalized one after another, Xie Jiaming spent all his money.

He originally wanted to sell two things privately.

Unexpectedly, the person he found was unreliable. Not only did he want to take advantage of him, but he also wanted his life.

He threw the treasure to attract the attention of those people, and lost half his life before escaping from those people.

Fortunately, I managed to save my life, and finally no one lost money or life.

Later, rumors spread that the Xie family had a treasure, which attracted a lot of attention.

There are many of them with bad intentions.

During that time, the Xie family was robbed several times, and once they were almost poisoned.

In that case, if it is a dragon, they have to coil up, and if it is a tiger, they have to lie down.

I don’t know what happened to the Xie family during that time, but everything was going wrong.

In addition to the two things above, either you hit your head or I fell on my leg, and someone went to the hospital every three days.

To put it bluntly, during that time he would choke even when he drank water, and it was not uncommon for him to fall while walking on the ground.

Xie Zhiying really didn't want to recall the bad things during that time. Every time he thought about it, he couldn't help but have a heart attack.

Xie Zhiying suddenly yawned and narrowed his eyes: "Ah~, I'm so sleepy! Xiaoyu, are you sleepy? I can't hold it anymore, I have to go back to sleep."

Before he finished speaking, the person had already run away.

For some reason, Zhang Yu saw the hint of a hasty escape from his second uncle's leaving figure.

"Ahem!"

This is the elder, this is the elder!

You can't expose the face of your elders, you can't expose the face of your elders!

Zhang Yu kept repeating it in his mind, and then he couldn't control himself from running to get to the bottom of it.

He tried to use the system to distract himself.

"System, start signing in today!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, you successfully signed in today! You will get x10 fart pills."

Zhang Yu suddenly opened his eyes wide and almost screamed in surprise.

no!

Did he hear it wrong just now? What did he get?

"Fart pill!"

He quickly clicked on the system page, trying to confirm whether he heard correctly just now.

"Fuck you!" He couldn't help but cursed.

What a fart pill!

However, does this fart pill mean what he imagined?

Do you want to find someone to try?

If there were anyone in the courtyard at this time, I'm afraid they would see a young man with a lewd smile on his face.

He wanted to take it out now and take a look. Fortunately, she still had some sense and controlled herself from taking it out outside.

He walked quickly into the room, closed the door, and then eagerly took out the fart pill from the system space.

The pill bottle is no bigger than a thumb, and after opening it, the pills inside are even smaller.

If you want to compare, a pill is probably not as big as a grain of rice.

Zhang Yu clicked on the description of fart pills, and it read:

Fart Pill - xx planet xx alchemist, a product of failure when refining medicine. After taking it, it will cause people to fart non-stop for a short period of time, and can achieve the effect of "the fragrance floats ten miles away".

The "scent" lasts for 24 hours.

And the next words made Zhang Yu couldn't help but open his mouth.

This fart pill is awesome!

Not only does it melt in your mouth, it can also be dissolved in water. Once dissolved in water, it becomes colorless and odorless.

If this happens to people.

hiss!

Zhang Yu's eyes lit up. Isn't this just for the Jia family?

Hey hey hey...

His smile became more and more obscene, and he couldn't wait to return to Beijing to try the effect of this fart pill.

But thinking of what was on the hill and what he heard on the west mountain, he hesitated again.

Otherwise? Just wait.

Wait until he finds something on the hill before going back.

As for the tomb those people were looking for, he was not too anxious about it.

Those people have been looking for him for so many years but there is no news, and there is no news about it in a year or two.

Early the next morning, Zhang Yu finished breakfast and led Dahei out.

Say hello to people as you walk.

"Captain, morning!"

"Old Party Secretary, have you eaten?"

"..."

After his aunt and uncle shouted, Zhang Yu slowly came out of the crowd.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! The task of the Xie family team today is still to water the ground.

Although there is already a water pump, there is only one. If you want to water the entire brigade's land, it will not be completed in a short time.

Moreover, there are some corners and fragments of land that cannot be irrigated with water pumps and have to be picked manually.

Therefore, the people in Xie's brigade were not idle these days. They casually chatted with him for a few words and then went back to work.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Zhang Yu's eyes flashed, wondering if Feng Laoer was at work?

Looking at the direction of the Feng family, he began to think about how he could determine whether Feng Laoer was at home now.

At this moment, a child suddenly ran over from a distance, covering his mouth.

"~555~"

Hearing the child's cry, people around him subconsciously looked over.

The child was covered in blood when he covered his mouth, dripping as he ran.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

"Lewazi, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Yu has good eyesight. Who is the first person he recognizes?

Seeing the blood on the child's chest, Zhang Yu's heart skipped a beat.

He hurriedly stretched out his hand to catch Lewazi.

"Lewazi, where are you bleeding? Let me see." Just when Zhang Yu reached out to check Lewazi's condition, a woman in her thirties ran over crying.

"Lewazi, don't scare me, what's wrong with you! You were fine when you went out in the morning!"

Seeing her own mother, Lewazi couldn't help it any more, she let out a loud cry and burst into tears.

"Mother, mother! Wow..."

Just when everyone was in a hurry, Xiwazi followed.

As soon as he saw his mother, he immediately shouted: "Mom, my brother just fell down."

"Where did you fall? Let me see!" The woman no longer cared about coaxing the child, and stretched out her hand to lift Lewazi's clothes.

Thinking about Er Mao and Xiao Pang, especially Er Mao's arm, the woman ignored Le Wazi's bleeding mouth.

After searching around, I couldn't find any wounds on the child.

"Does this hurt?" the woman asked, squeezing Lewazi's arm.

Lewazi shook his head: "Thumping (it doesn't hurt)!"

"What about here?" The woman touched Lewazi's leg again.

"It's also fluttering (and it doesn't hurt)!" Lewazi shook his head, but did not put down the hand covering his mouth.

The woman breathed a sigh of relief at first, and then she heard something was wrong.

Did Lewazi say something leaky just now?

"Lewazi, take your hand away and let me see it."

What sounded at the same time as her words was Xiwazi's words: "Mom, my brother accidentally fell down and hit a stone just now, causing his teeth to bleed."

"Bu (no)!" Lewazi also wanted to save face at a young age. In front of so many people, he refused to open the hand covering his mouth.

Finally, the woman lost her patience, stretched out her palm and threatened, "Will you take it?"

Faced with the threat of a slap from her own mother, Lewazi burst into tears and took away her hand covering her mouth with an aggrieved look.

"Open your mouth!" The woman no longer had the patience to act like a loving mother and a filial piety to her son.

She finally understood that it was still effective to deal with this brat in her family.

"Ah." Sure enough, facing the big slap that was about to come from the bride, Lewazi shuddered, but it was no longer difficult and she opened her mouth wide.

"Oh my God! How did you fall?"

Seeing the baby's teeth, the woman couldn't help but exclaimed.

Zhang Yu also looked over and saw that there were only two large holes left between Lewazi's front teeth, and the holes were still bleeding out.

"How did you fall? Why did you fall so badly?"

Lewazi said nothing and hid behind his brother.

When Xiwazi on the side heard this, he complained angrily: "Mom, it's Chuanzong, he pushed his brother here."

"What's going on?" The captain heard this just as he came over.

Seeing that his two front teeth were missing and his mouth, hands and face were covered in blood, Lewazi asked seriously.

Xiwazi hummed twice: "Chuanzong wanted his brother's candy, but he didn't give it to him, so he reached out to grab it, pushed his brother down on the stone, and his mouth hit the stone, and he bled a lot..."

Xiwazi said, seeming to feel fear, and couldn't help but fall into the woman's arms: "Wow... Mom, my brother bled a lot, he bled a lot!"

"I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid. Xiwazi is not afraid. Mom is here and she's going to avenge Lewazi."

After saying that, he rolled up his sleeves and ran towards the culprit's house in a menacing manner.

The people who stayed there looked at me and I looked at you, and then followed them in a tacit understanding.

The woman came to the door of a house and kicked open the closed door.

Hearing the sound, a weak and frail woman came out of the house, but her tone of voice was inconsistent with her weak image: "Who is it? What bastard kicked my door?"

"Why did I kick him?" Thinking of her son's two missing front teeth, the woman became so angry that she couldn't even punch them.

"Xiwa Niang, why are you kicking my door?" Bai Lianhua said with an unhappy look on her face.

Xiwa Niang grabbed the youngest son next to her, pointed at the blood on his face and said, "Look at what your son did to my son. He is so young and so ruthless that he actually dares to throw people on rocks."

Come on, if something happens to my son, I will never be done with your family."

"Impossible! My family is so obedient, how can I recommend someone to a contestant?" Bai Lianhua directly denied it, and even said: "Xiwa Niang, have you misunderstood? How can my family recommend others? Ask again.

The child didn't fall by himself."

Looking at Xiwa Niang's dark face, Bai Lianhua gently covered her mouth and said innocently: "Xi Wa Niang, I don't suspect that your child is lying, I just said casually."

As soon as these words came out, the anger in the woman's heart surged up. She put her hands on her hips and cursed directly. "Bai Lianhua, don't pretend to be like me. I'm not one of those old men, and I won't accept your tricks."

.Compensate, you must pay today!"

One day she was asked to pay for it, and Bai Lianhua immediately became anxious.

"Xiwa Niang, please don't make false accusations. Your child runs around every day and falls down somewhere. You want to blame it on my son. I tell you, there is no way!"

Without saying a word, Xiwa Niang directly pulled her eldest son over.

"Xiwazi, how did you recommend your brother to inherit the family line with her?"

Xiwazi repeated what he had just said, while gesturing with his hands at the other party's movements at that time.

Seeing her brother's appearance, Lewazi sobbed and said, "He... he also strangled my neck and picked out candy from my mouth..."

As soon as these words came out, people around him couldn't help but start talking.

"What are you doing! This kid Chuanzong has also been taught bad things."

"Have you been taught bad things? That kid is not a good person at heart." Someone said angrily: "My Ernie was eating cakes in front of my house a few days ago.

The pigtails scared my Ernie so much that she burst into tears."

"Has your Ernie been robbed of something too?" someone asked with a surprised look on her face.

"What's wrong? Your child has also been robbed?"

The speaker couldn't help but slap his thigh: "Don't mention it, that kid is a complete bastard. Isn't my third child still young? The child has a thin throat and can't eat whole grains. He chokes and cries loudly.

My mother-in-law felt distressed, so she cooked some rice that my eldest sister brought when she returned to her parents' house, thinking how much it would give the child something to eat.

After the porridge was cooked, it was left to cool on the table in the main room. My mother-in-law went to the toilet, and that guy came in for some reason. He drank the porridge without saying a word and even dropped the bowl. My mother-in-law went after him.

He almost pushed me down."


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