"Why are you here?" Zhang Yu looked at the man covered in sweat and with a sallow face, trying desperately to drag the floor truck with a surprised look on his face.
He looked behind him and saw that the floor truck was full of briquettes.
Seeing Zhang Yu, the man was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head, a trace of confusion flashed across his face.
As far as he knew, the other party should have passed the exam, so how could he?
How should I remind my friend that he has been cheated on? Invite him to dinner and prepare a table of green vegetables. When the other party says that he is stingy, do he think these vegetables look familiar?
I share with you my friend circle about fishing. After fishing for more than ten minutes, I told you that I caught a big fish, a few weighing thirty or fifty pounds. Then I patiently asked him to drop it and where it would be after ten or two minutes.
After grinding it to death, it fell onto a boat. There was also a little old man on the boat. The old man was almost scared to death. He thought he had encountered something dirty and wanted to kill him, so he tried his best to kill it.
His life was slippery, slippery, slippery, and he couldn't move. It took almost half an hour to finish. The purpose of catching a bunch of fish for him was that it was okay, but not necessary. I also have many friends here who love fishing. Can you catch it?
Come up, everything else can be caught. We will dig and spray water back. Forget it, crocodile buddy. The dog-headed gold Zhang Yu accidentally got the dog-headed gold.
In one of my videos, a girl said why she was called Li Jianjun. He was originally supposed to be called Li Hong. His father named him Li Hong, but the neighbor next door heard about it and took that name away. Then his father named him Li Hong when he was angry.
Li Jianjun is the same name as the next door neighbor’s father.
Auntie, can you please sit down? Thank you, it's okay, it's okay. How old is the girl this year? She's almost 30, almost 30, and she still drinks red wine. My son bought a car in his 20s. Auntie, I also saved some money.
I bought a car for my mother. If she wasn’t so old and still had to squeeze into the bus, if she met someone polite, she would definitely say something, or else she would just stand there. What do you think, Auntie?
A young man bought 150,000 counterfeit coins online. After he got it, he couldn't spend it because it was too fake. This was completely inconsistent with the merchant's claim that it was more real than the real thing. The young man looked at a box of counterfeit coins and became more and more angry. How could he really buy it?
When I got the counterfeit currency, the more I thought about it, the more anxious I became. The more anxious and angry the young man became, he didn't stop doing anything and even ran straight to the counterfeit currency.
I reported the case to the police station, saying that I had been deceived by someone using fake money. They have no professional ethics at all. They do not have the credibility to do business in their industry. The fee must be paid. As a result, the police were a little nervous after hearing the cause and effect.
Hold on, I put a pair of silver bracelets on the young man with my backhand, and then showed him Article 172 of the Criminal Code.
However, the young man said that he could accept any punishment, but he had to personally send the merchant to the bureau. So the young man contacted the merchant and said that the fake denomination was too large and could not be distributed, and asked the merchant to prepare some small noodles for him.
banknotes, and specifically said that he hoped to be able to trade offline, because Xiaohu was an old customer, so the merchants were not too
After passing through the place, he was ambushed by the police and was arrested. He also got all the stolen goods. He also found a mountain of counterfeit money at home. And after knowing why he was arrested, he would not even know from the above thinking. Because he
It's illegal for both parties to buy this thing, but I really didn't expect two people to show up. This guy.
The video in the Baidu Collection all starts with Senior Alyosha. Xu Damao provoked Silly Pig again, and then he suddenly ran out of paper when he went to the toilet, and then stopped the people outside the mountain to ask for help. Silly Pig laughed. Then not
I know how to get him two waterhemp leaves. Nettles will stimulate and secrete things, and then the things they touch will be particularly painful, and other cats will wipe their butts with them without knowing it.
Zhang Yu said with a smile, well, the salted duck eggs pickled by my sister-in-law are also delicious. His sister-in-law joked. Well, Zhang Yi said it must be delicious. When we were young, you only ate the yolk, and we took a fried egg, and you
Fry the egg yolk away.
One day before the exam, Zhang Guifang gave her something to eat, saying that eating it would help her do well in the exam. Zhang Yu said with a smile that if she wanted to do well in the exam, she had to eat one, eh. Aren't two eggs of fried dough sticks exactly 100? Hmm.
, he just said it casually, but he didn't expect it. Well, Zhang Guifang remembered it in her heart, and prepared these things for him on the day of the college entrance examination. Looking at the fried dough sticks and two big cakes, Octopus couldn't laugh or cry.
A man dug something in the ground and thought it was ginseng. He thought it was some treasure, but he fell into a coma after eating it. Only when he went to the hospital did he find out, and the old Chinese doctor told him that eating it was a good way to go. When the Shennong tasted Baicao, it was
The last poison.
Soda bottles can be exchanged for money. If you have a deposit, you can take the soda bottles to the supply and marketing cooperative and get popsicles.
In the screenshot, in order to restore the memory of the heroine, a group of people walked with him. Then they described that someone deliberately saved Zhang Yu or someone in his family wanted to be his savior, and then pretended to have amnesia, but in fact
What happened that time was all planned by him, and the group of people designed this to remind him of it. They wanted to hook up with a married woman and disgust her to death.
Check the exchange rate between Hong Kong dollars and cash in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China. It was not 2:1, but Hong Kong dollars. One Hong Kong dollar can be exchanged for many RMB.
Someone picked up the piglet and brought the wild boar into the village. At first, the villagers were just shouting about the wild boar coming down the mountain. Later, Zhang Yu accidentally discovered an old lady, the white lotus. Something was wrong, such a dangerous situation.
He didn't even put down the backpack behind him without her. Zhang Yu pointed his finger and looked at her swaying back. Xiaoyu's second uncle rushed directly to the money, which was worth her scolding.
, Bai Lianhua pretended to be pitiful, and someone came out to accuse her uncle of a grown man bullying a woman. The second aunt rushed up and overturned her basket, and a little wild boar fell out. At this time, the old party secretary also came over,
Seeing him being called out from the building, Little Piggy's popularity was going crazy. You dare to catch the wild boar kid at your own risk. Did this wild boar follow you down?
There was an old lady who was buying meat and wanted to ask the pork guy to remove the fascia. She didn't want the pork, so the two of them started to quarrel. In the end, the pork guy just cut the knife on the old man's board and said, "I want to buy it or not."
Buy it, get out, the old lady left unwillingly.
Finally, I used a 50-year-old ginseng to make medicinal wine for my uncle. He didn’t know it until now. He only knew that it was medicinal wine, but he didn’t know that the ginseng in it was ginseng. After the jar of wine was finished, he wanted to take out the medicinal materials inside.
Come on. As soon as I saw the big heart inside, my whole heart ached.
Shivering. I, I, I, I have been drinking this ginseng wine. Zhao Wenzhuo couldn't believe it, and regretted it very much. If he had known it, he wouldn't have been so generous. He said, no wonder his health has improved so quickly recently. Relationships are all caused by drinking wine.
, Zhao Wenzhuo felt distressed and made another large jar of wine to soak in.
1. The little sister’s cat is already 19 years old, which is equivalent to more than 90 years old in humans. The little sister will check whether he is still alive every morning, and the cat will respond enthusiastically every time. Until this morning,
The cat meowed suddenly.
I ****** was woken up by you every day, and I didn't sleep even a day. I finally slept in, but you woke me up again.
Tears that were frightened were already welling up in his eyes, and he held them back forcefully.
2 They all said that two kinds of people cannot sleep under the same quilt.
3. He mistook the wolf for a dog and wanted to pet it. Now the person behind him realized it was a wolf and shouted loudly for him to run away.
4 Please tell me about this question. Why do you want to be a horse for me to ride on? A sentence similar to this deafness.
5. A famous Hubei dish, Sui Diu, is stir-fried with pebbles. Little Mencius couldn't afford the dish, but he found some pebbles to fry with to go with his wine. He kept praising me and even showed it to the octopus.
Ask Zhang Yu and the others if they want to eat some together, Zhang Yu shook his head hurriedly.
Especially when someone asked about these stones. Well, where did they come from? He said that he picked them from the creek, washed them himself, and then fried them. He said with a proud face. After eating, he could continue to fry after washing them.
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As soon as these words came out, the expressions of several people changed instantly and became a little ugly.
When he asked if he wanted to have a drink together, he quickly refused.
They don't want to eat the saliva of a grown man.
6. Pick a few descriptions of bad luck.
For example, there is only one job left, and suddenly one person, um, wants to get married, and then he takes the job, or, um, two people get promoted, and something happens to the other person, and then they
He was promoted smoothly and successfully, but when Zhang Yu heard these words, he became suspicious. Once or twice, it can be said to be shitty luck, but more times, it makes people wonder if the other party has harmed the competitor?
As soon as these words came out, the people around him were instantly horrified, if it was really him who had harmed Xia Zun's opponents.
7 Someone wants to sell a house. With the help of neighbors, if you are really short of money, just say that we can spare some. He sighed helplessly and said that you also know the situation at home. If you can’t pay back the loan, you might as well give it to me.
The house is sold. Then I can move to rent a house and still have some money left. I can wait until the children are older.
1 Because Zhang You asked Zhang Gouzi to help investigate the matter of the eldest lady of the Cao family, Kouzi thought that Zhang Yu wanted to watch the fun, and then he didn’t pay much attention to the sailor who ordered his men to investigate. Then the Tao family was quite powerful, and when someone investigated, they soon found out
He was not very strict with the media at all, so he quickly followed him and found him. After going back and forth, the two of them actually saw each other right.
2 asked for help in front of Zhao Feng and said, "I know I'm sorry for you, but please save me once, thank me." He threw himself in front of Zhao Feng and knelt down, and suddenly he knocked the octopus down with a loud voice.
3. Another outsider was reborn. After his rebirth, he was surprised at first, thinking that he was the protagonist. Then he later discovered that this four-hinge leaf was a little different from the four-hinge leaf he knew, and he didn't care. Then Zhang
Yu has already been writing for the past few years. He has already covered up what he had done in the past. Well, many people have forgotten it, and no one is mentioning it on purpose. In his opinion, he added that he does not know
What is Zhang Yu doing? So he just thinks he is an ordinary neighbor.
The protagonist looks down on Zhang Yu and thinks he knows the future. He just waits for what will happen in the future. It’s just a lot of money. How can others compare with him?
4 When he was poisoning, he licked his fingers and forgot to wash his hands, and then he himself was poisoned.
5 There was a man named Uncle Hu, and his wife was called auntie. Then his wife got angry. He was just pregnant, so why did he become an auntie?
Then Uncle Hu scratched his head in embarrassment. He must have misunderstood. My name is Uncle Hu.
6 Introduced this dog to Tao Yuling. This time the dog really fell in love at first sight.
I want to have a child. Girls don’t care about Tao Jiaxing. He has no family now. Doesn’t it matter whose surname the child takes? Besides, his parents don’t have a surname in the first place. The reason why the surname is Zheng is just to follow.
It's just the surname of the master who adopted them.
7. There was a woman who had been suppressed by her husband's family because she could not have children or a boy. Then one day she heard Zhang Yu and others discussing that whether or not to have a boy depends on the man.
They suddenly realized that you will reap melons if you sow melons, and you will reap beans if you sow beans. If I sow corn, it will never grow into sweet potatoes. The woman patted her hard as she spoke. The man complained that it was all your fault. It was all because of you and me.
If I don't have the ability to give birth to a son, what's the use of you?
Then there are some young women looking around, thinking that they must not marry a man who makes women unable to have boys, otherwise their lives will be ruined.
8 People in the Northeast were bullied, and then rumors spread about their daughter-in-law. They couldn't come forward on this matter, so his daughter-in-law rolled up her sleeves and said, Mom, don't worry about this, it's up to me.
.Then go home and complain directly
Like, a group of old people heard that my granddaughter, daughter, and I had been wronged, so they stopped doing it. Grandma, grandma, grandparents, and so on all came to pick them up. A group of old ladies blocked the door? Then in the photo album
There is some content.
9 There was nothing wrong with my wrist, so I just treated it. Suddenly, my whole wrist suddenly turned blue and purple. The doctor said there was something wrong with my wrist. Then I wiped it with a cotton swab and the color faded.
10 I wrote letters and dated for half a year. I asked about everything. Unexpectedly, I didn’t ask about the gender of the other two girls.
11 The woman who cheated on the student who stole his watch was dumbfounded when she found out that he was no good and took advantage of him. She said in disbelief, "You lied to me."
12 There was a dog that Zhang Yu raised that was very good. I asked Zhang Yu where he got it. They also wanted one like this. Zhang Yu said that he had rescued it himself, and this was the only one. Someone asked him if he was interested.
Let your dog make a friend with his dog.
As soon as these words came out, everyone else looked over and their eyes lit up.
Why didn't they think of it?
13 Don’t meet someone who is too amazing, because everyone means that everyone you meet in the future is just a human being. Some people you meet will last a lifetime. They will become the white moonlight in front of your bed and the cinnabar mole on your heart. Say no.
Qing is good at it, but no one can replace it. Then why
Why didn't you try hard to win over him? One of the worst things in the world is to feel that you are not worthy of liking that person. It's like standing on the eaves of a rainy roof. You can't come up and say let's go together, because you don't even have an umbrella.
No, if life is just like the first meeting, then the first meeting is already a lifetime.