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Three hundred and eleven children's words

Even though Zhang Yu knew that there would be space walls between everything placed in the sign-in system.

Although they appear to be closer to each other, they are definitely not touching each other.

There will never be any "special" flavor mixed in.

But as soon as he saw the twenty buckets of cow dung, he suddenly lost interest in the delicacies signed in by the system.

He felt that recently, at least in the past two days, after seeing those twenty barrels of weird things, he didn't want to eat anything of similar color anymore.

As for the next level of the secret space, most of the things placed there are also edible.

He doesn't want to mix with those things either.

So currently, for him, the whereabouts of these twenty barrels of cow dung is a bit of a headache.

In the end, he could only endure it again and again, desperately telling himself not to look at the sign-in system space.

Just forget about the cow dung.

Don't think about it.

Just when he was shaking his head desperately, trying to get rid of all the thoughts in his mind, he suddenly heard a knock on the door.

After being stunned for a moment, he heard someone calling his name outside the house. He hurriedly stepped out of the secret space, took three steps and two steps at a time, quickly walked to the door, opened the door, looked at Qi Gang at the door, and hurriedly

Asked: "What happened?"

"Uncle Xiaoyu, someone is looking for you outside."

"Who is it?" Zhang Yu was a little confused. Who could come to him at this time?

"Uncle the postman!" the child said with envy. Thinking about the bicycle and the uniform he had just seen, he continued: "Uncle Xiao Yu, I must be a postman when I grow up."

"Why?" Zhang Yu felt a little strange about his dream.

Aren’t the biggest dreams of children in this era supposed to be to be soldiers or workers?

"When I grow up, I will wear those clothes and ride a bicycle all day long." Qi Gang clenched his fists and set a goal for himself.

After listening to what he said, Zhang Yu nodded and wanted to laugh a little. It turned out that he had taken a fancy to the postman's clothes and bicycle.

Looking at Qi Gang's serious little face, Zhang Yu suddenly had a bad taste.

He said: "Why did I hear that you were dreaming about picking up trash two days ago?"

Speaking of this, Zhang Yu just couldn't help but want to laugh.

Why did he know that Qi Gang's dream two days ago was to pick up garbage? The reason was very simple. When the people in the yard were playing with the children that day, Qi Gang was not afraid of death and said in front of his parents that he looked good.

When I grow up, I have to pick up trash.

I still remember clearly the look on Qi Gang’s parents’ faces when he said those words.

At that time, the expressions on the couple's faces suddenly dropped.

His father pointed at him with a trembling finger and asked: "What were you talking about just now? What will you do when you grow up? I didn't hear you clearly just now, please say it again!"

If it were an ordinary child, looking at his father's face, he would have changed his mind or run away quickly.

But Qi Gang deserves to be Qi Gang, that’s called “Gang”!

Even in spite of his father's cannibalistic gaze, he still repeated loudly: "When I grow up, I will pick up garbage!"

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone in the courtyard couldn't help laughing.

Then he quickly covered his mouth to suppress his laughter.

It's true that the expressions on Qi Gang's parents' faces are so scary that they almost want to eat people.

They won't add fuel to the fire here, and it won't be too late to laugh again when they go back.

That is to say, the silly kid Qi Gang hasn't seen that his parents have reached the limit of their endurance and are about to take action.

When I heard everyone laughing, I thought they thought what he said was good and were supporting him.

So he got even more embarrassed and said to his parents again: "When I grow up, I will pick up a lot of garbage and replace it with a lot..."

Before the word Qian could be spoken, Qi Gang was picked up by his father and placed on his lap.

He pressed Qi Gang hard with both hands and said coldly to his wife: "You beat me first, and then you can switch to me when you are tired."

"Okay!" Qi Gang's mother didn't feel sorry for her son at all, her heart was beating with anger at her son.

If you don't give him a good beating, you'd really be sorry for your own heart.

The two people were fighting and said: "Collect garbage, I will let you grow up to pick up garbage, I will let you grow up to pick up garbage..."

When the two of them were almost done fighting, the people in the courtyard pretended to pull him away.

He said that the child is still young and doesn't understand things yet, so just teach him slowly.

In their view, the reason why children can say such things is simply because they have had enough good lives.

A small tree will not grow until it is repaired, and a child will grow up if a person does not repair it. For children who have gone astray, they will be corrected by giving them a few beatings while they are young.

Otherwise, once you grow up and decide your gender, it will be difficult to change it if you want to.

The more Zhang Yu thought about it, the more he couldn't help but laugh.

In the end, I just laughed out loud.

"Qi Gang, tell me what you were thinking that day. How dare you say in front of your parents that you will pick up garbage when you grow up?"

After saying that, she gave him a thumbs up and said, "You are so courageous!"

Although Qi Gang didn't quite understand what Zhang Yu meant, looking at Zhang Yu's smile, he knew his attitude.

He rushed forward, hugged Zhang Yu's waist, pushed it hard, and tried to cover his mouth.

"Uncle Xiaoyu, stop talking, stop talking..."

"I want to say, come on, tell me, what other dreams do you have?" Zhang Yu noticed the joy of teasing children, so he simply grabbed Qi Gang and said in a serious manner.

Qi Gang thought at first that Zhang Yu really wanted to ask him what his dream was, but he accidentally saw the unstoppable smile on his lips, and immediately understood that Uncle Xiao Yu was still laughing at him.

"I, I, I...if you say anything again, I won't be with you!"

Qi Gang stood there for a long time and then said harsh words to Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu originally wanted to tease him again, but when he saw the tears that had already reached his eyes, he had to hold back the tears.

I quickly stopped thinking about teasing my children.

Forget it, we have a long time to come, so I’d better stop teasing today.

If you really make your child anxious, the fun in the future will be much less.

So he quickly admitted his mistake, "I was wrong!"

Qi Gang, who was originally thinking about how to argue with Uncle Xiao Yu so that he would stop laughing at him, was stunned when he heard Zhang Yu's quick apology.

He looked at Zhang Yu and himself at a loss.

In the end, I decided that since Uncle Xiaoyu has admitted his mistake, I will forgive him for once.

Besides, besides, Uncle Xiaoyu didn’t go too far.

Even though he was almost made to tears just now, Qi Gang is a generous boy by nature and does not hold grudges. Seeing Zhang Yu apologize now, he couldn't help but excuse him in his heart.

"Then, you are not allowed to laugh at me because of this in the future!" Qi Gang said to Zhang Yu seriously.

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